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NeonOctopus
07/20/22 9:56:22 AM
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https://superman.fandom.com/wiki/Pink_Kryptonite

You can't make this shit up LOL well....someone did <_<

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Tyranthraxus
07/20/22 9:58:01 AM
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Canonically it only gives him a really good fashion sense

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/20/22 9:59:39 AM
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why is this a thing anyway? lol
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DipDipDiver
07/20/22 10:00:54 AM
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Honestly the whole concept of kryptonite in general makes zero sense

But this seems borderline offensive lol
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LinkFanatic
07/20/22 10:01:51 AM
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DipDipDiver posted...
but this seems borderline offensive lol

Nah, fuck that. Shit's hilarious. xD

Sincerely, a gay dude

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K181
07/20/22 10:01:51 AM
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https://youtu.be/Iv9e7ZNnC-M

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Hayame_Zero
07/20/22 10:02:40 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
why is this a thing anyway? lol

It was a parody of Silver Age camp involving Mr. Mxyzptlk

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NeonOctopus
07/20/22 10:04:47 AM
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K181 posted...
https://youtu.be/Iv9e7ZNnC-M
lol, this is where I found out about it from >_> I watched the animated version tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=434pz9XIf_U

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saspa
07/20/22 10:06:02 AM
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K181 posted...
https://youtu.be/Iv9e7ZNnC-M

Heh

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Ricemills
07/20/22 10:06:45 AM
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DipDipDiver posted...
Honestly the whole concept of kryptonite in general makes zero sense


they did claim that this kryptonite is indeed mocking on how nonsense the colorful kryptonites are. like black kryptonite that splits Superman into two persons


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DipDipDiver
07/20/22 10:08:02 AM
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Ricemills posted...
they did claim that this kryptonite is indeed mocking on how nonsense the colorful kryptonites are. like black kryptonite that splits Superman into two persons
So it was like a parody thing
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Jagr_68
07/20/22 10:08:38 AM
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K181 posted...
https://youtu.be/Iv9e7ZNnC-M

Lmao noice

Pink Kryptonite sounds like a cute happy hour margarita btw

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NeonOctopus
07/20/22 2:17:41 PM
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bump

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masterpug53
07/20/22 2:23:42 PM
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I've seen Pink Kryptonite used on Supergirl in...*coughs*...various non-licensed media. Guess I didn't realize it was actually a canon thing, lol.

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NeonOctopus
07/20/22 9:33:25 PM
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bump

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The_Creep_2020
07/20/22 9:34:23 PM
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Ok.

The important question is how do I give some to Henry Cavill?

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The_Creep_2020
07/20/22 9:39:17 PM
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Also, what would happen if a bisexual kryptonian was exposed to pink cryptonite?

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Ratchetrockon
07/20/22 9:40:18 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
lol, this is where I found out about it from >_> I watched the animated version tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=434pz9XIf_U
Lmao

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UltraDeku
07/20/22 9:41:45 PM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Also, what would happen if a bisexual kryptonian was exposed to pink cryptonite?
They'd become asexual.

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
07/20/22 9:49:46 PM
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Smallville explored different kinds of Kryptonite throughout the show. I wish they didn't skip the Pink one.

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HylianFox
07/20/22 9:50:46 PM
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of course it's pink

why not rainbow kryptonite? now that would be sick

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The_Creep_2020
07/20/22 10:07:33 PM
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UltraDeku posted...
They'd become asexual.
Would asexual people become David Bowie?

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NeonOctopus
07/22/22 10:37:05 PM
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>_>

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SauI_Goodman
07/22/22 10:39:47 PM
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Lex luthor: muahahahaha i'll just use pink kryptonite to bring superman to his knees. And then.... WHAM! Ive got you now!!

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Tyranthraxus
07/22/22 11:04:36 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Lex luthor: muahahahaha i'll just use pink kryptonite to bring superman to his knees. And then.... WHAM! Ive got you now!!

https://youtu.be/8LeA_Lubc-g

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Sufferedphoneix
07/24/22 8:28:57 AM
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LinkFanatic posted...
Nah, fuck that. Shit's hilarious. xD

Sincerely, a gay dude

Same a bi dude that leans gay.

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