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CyricZ
07/28/22 8:44:33 AM
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Or pansexual?

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/w6i8og/obiwan_kenobi_is_revealed_to_be_bisexual_in_the/

New YA novel "Padawan" came out recently and in it, a teenaged Obi-Wan muses on relationships, the fact that he can't have them, and who he might consider having a relationship with.

Pictures of the pages are in the Reddit link.

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Turtlebread
07/28/22 8:45:35 AM
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I miss when obi wan wasnt political

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EndOfDiscOne
07/28/22 9:00:03 AM
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Great writing

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TetsuoS2
07/28/22 9:01:36 AM
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cool i guess

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Poorly
07/28/22 9:04:09 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
I miss when obi wan wasnt political
To democracy and away!

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/28/22 9:06:33 AM
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Is this book about teenager Obi--Wan Kenobi? If not, that last line is cringe.

"so uh, if you want to ever practice kissing we totally can!"

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CyricZ
07/28/22 9:07:56 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Is this book about teenager Obi--Wan Kenobi?

CyricZ posted...
in it, a teenaged Obi-Wan

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Kim_Seong-a
07/28/22 9:10:05 AM
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The way it's framed is actually pretty interesting. Jedi kids are so intensely indoctrinated against relationships that they're completely clueless about their own sexuality.

Just another example of why the Jedi sucked and Qui Gonn was the only sane man in that group of fundie assholes. >_>

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/28/22 9:10:08 AM
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Oops. Missed you saying that. I will see myself out then.

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gunplagirl
07/28/22 9:11:57 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Just another example of why the Jedi sucked and Qui Gonn was the only sane man in that group of fundie assholes. >_>
Insert that "it's called battle of the fates because if qui gonn won and lived, he would have properly raised anakin and helped him move beyond his abandonment and other demons, but by dying it meant that anakin would be lost to the dark side copypasta here.

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Poorly
07/28/22 9:13:57 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
The way it's framed is actually pretty interesting. Jedi kids are so intensely indoctrinated against relationships that they're completely clueless about their own sexuality.

Just another example of why the Jedi sucked and Qui Gonn was the only sane man in that group of fundie assholes. >_>
Qui Gonn is still too busy finding his daughter.

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CyricZ
07/28/22 9:19:53 AM
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Poorly posted...
Qui Gonn is still too busy finding his daughter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymQE0xswsBM

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spikethedevil
07/28/22 9:23:34 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Insert that "it's called battle of the fates because if qui gonn won and lived, he would have properly raised anakin and helped him move beyond his abandonment and other demons, but by dying it meant that anakin would be lost to the dark side copypasta here.

I mean its not wrong.

https://starwarsthoughts.com/2020/05/10/dave-filoni-explains-why-the-duel-of-the-fates-is-so-significant-and-its-incredible/


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TheOnionKnight
07/28/22 9:36:07 AM
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Damn, the comments on that reddit threat are not heartening. So much bigotry about even the vaguest hint of bisexuality in a spinoff YA book.

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Aressar
07/28/22 9:39:20 AM
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TheOnionKnight posted...
Damn, the comments on that reddit threat are not heartening. So much bigotry about even the vaguest hint of bisexuality in a spinoff YA book.

SO IT'S OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED!!!!!!
*makes tons of pro and contra articles and videos about it with provocative titles*

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Jiggy101011
07/28/22 9:39:24 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Is this book about teenager Obi--Wan Kenobi? If not, that last line is cringe.

"so uh, if you want to ever practice kissing we totally can!"

Sounds like your average CEman


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MasterVading
07/28/22 9:52:27 AM
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DipDipDiver
07/28/22 9:55:40 AM
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I mean it's right there in his fucking name
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HairyQueen
07/28/22 10:01:28 AM
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Imagine actually being upset about a character not being straight. How sad must your life be to get bothered by this.

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Ivynn
07/28/22 10:03:05 AM
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More like Obi-Wan KenoBISEXUAL ayyyy gottem

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CyricZ
07/28/22 10:05:03 AM
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DipDipDiver posted...
I mean it's right there in his fucking name
Twice!

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Compsognathus
07/28/22 10:07:47 AM
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HairyQueen posted...
Imagine actually being upset about a character not being straight. How sad must your life be to get bothered by this.
Not even not being straight, but simply curious. Which is hardly surprising for a kid who has been raised as a space monk in a monastery that forbids relationships.

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Heavy_D_Forever
07/28/22 10:14:51 AM
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Who cares? Has this ever been an important part of any of the movies storylines?

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Mistere_Man
07/28/22 10:25:21 AM
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Look Obi Wan was definitely Bi as he clearly had only two loves in his life.

That lady who Maul killed, and his greatest love that his name is dedicated too

Obi wan kenobi

Or old Ben want Kenobee so he was obviously addicted to keno and fell in love with a mascot who dressed as a bee.

or if you read his name backwards I bone Knaw Ibo which was obviously that kenobee's name.

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Kimimaro
07/28/22 10:31:11 AM
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Content-wise, it's nothing to cry about, but it does feel kinda self-inserty on an already established character. If it was an OC, I'd say it'd be stupid to bitch about it at all.
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FortuneCookie
07/28/22 10:44:25 AM
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We've been mispronouncing his name all this time.
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TheUmbersun
07/28/22 10:44:53 AM
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why do we even need to know his sexuality lmao
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ViewtifulJoe
07/28/22 10:45:54 AM
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Are you sure he's not Bisect-ual considering what he did to Maul?

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CyricZ
07/28/22 10:57:42 AM
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ViewtifulJoe posted...
Are you sure he's not Bisect-ual considering what he did to Maul?
Ah.
Ahhhh.

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Mistere_Man
07/28/22 12:22:58 PM
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Is Obi wan bi?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Esrac
07/28/22 12:25:24 PM
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Obi-Wan Kenobi

It was right in front of us all this time.
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ViewtifulGrave
07/28/22 12:29:57 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
The way it's framed is actually pretty interesting. Jedi kids are so intensely indoctrinated against relationships that they're completely clueless about their own sexuality.

Just another example of why the Jedi sucked and Qui Gonn was the only sane man in that group of fundie assholes. >_>
Jedi can have relationships, theyre not allowed to have attachments.

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Smiffwilm
07/28/22 1:12:55 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
I miss when obi wan wasnt political
What are you talking about? Obi-Wan's always had the high ground.

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creativerealms
07/28/22 1:17:26 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
I miss when obi wan wasnt political
Sexuality isn't politics.


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FortuneCookie
07/28/22 1:29:43 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
I miss when obi wan wasnt political

Star Wars was always political.

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