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NeonOctopus
08/01/22 8:06:48 AM
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I'm watching an older King Kong movie and he's enamoured with her and stroking her with his hand. I know he's in love with her but he's gotta have some intelligence that he can't do it conventionally with her >_>

So suppose she fell in love back with him; how would it work out?

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DipDipDiver
08/01/22 8:07:17 AM
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Small peen
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Unsuprised_Pika
08/01/22 8:07:42 AM
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Make her eat the gum gum fruit.


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Foppe
08/01/22 8:09:11 AM
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Love is not always about sex.

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haloiscoolisbak
08/01/22 8:09:14 AM
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Full body hug handjob. She could treat his Johnson like a stripper pole

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pegusus123456
08/01/22 8:09:14 AM
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Someone did the math and based on the average penis size of a silverback gorilla, King Kong's dick would be something like six inches.

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Solar_Crimson
08/01/22 8:09:14 AM
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Get the aliens from Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman to grow her up to King Kong's size, and then have at it.

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haloiscoolisbak
08/01/22 8:09:55 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Someone did the math and based on the average penis size of a silverback gorilla, King Kong's dick would be something like six inches.

... How small are gorilla's dicks?

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Ivynn
08/01/22 8:10:06 AM
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Gorillas have small peens so maybe King Kong's is human sized proportionately.

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DipDipDiver
08/01/22 8:11:16 AM
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And that doesn't even account for her possibly having a huge vagina
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NeonOctopus
08/01/22 8:11:49 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
Full body hug handjob. She could treat his Johnson like a stripper pole
lol that could work

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NeonOctopus
08/01/22 8:12:13 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Someone did the math and based on the average penis size of a silverback gorilla, King Kong's dick would be something like six inches.
wtf no way

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Foppe
08/01/22 8:14:18 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/7/AAA_aCAADg9T.jpg
He already got a son.

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Unsuprised_Pika
08/01/22 8:15:04 AM
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DipDipDiver posted...
And that doesn't even account for her possibly having a huge vagina

She could be like Arioch from Shin Megami Tensei and just hiding her Supersize Taco under her clothes.

Posting Arioch might be a warning so Google if you don't know and don't care about seeing an ugly vagina demon.

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BurmesePenguin
08/01/22 8:18:54 AM
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Its always fun when you read a topic title and go this is such a this person topic! And you look at who the topic creator was and you were right.
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MabusIncarnate
08/01/22 8:20:06 AM
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She gonna be a suppository

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ZevLoveDOOM
08/01/22 8:22:00 AM
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he would tear her apart with his King Dong...
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Foppe
08/01/22 8:23:42 AM
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Fun Fact: It exist a genderbend parody called Queen Kong, that takes place in London.

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averagejoel
08/01/22 9:02:21 AM
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very carefully

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NeonOctopus
08/01/22 9:11:06 AM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
Its always fun when you read a topic title and go this is such a this person topic! And you look at who the topic creator was and you were right.
I got a rep to keep up

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ElleRagu
08/01/22 9:16:48 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
... How small are gorilla's dicks?

barely an inch long on average

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Kim_Seong-a
08/01/22 9:17:49 AM
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Foppe posted...
Fun Fact: It exist a genderbend parody called Queen Kong, that takes place in London.

Does she use Big Ben as a marital aid?

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NeonOctopus
08/01/22 9:20:34 AM
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I kinda wanna look up gorilla dicks but I'm at work. Maybe after work I will >_>

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SSJ2GrimReaper
08/01/22 9:47:29 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I kinda wanna look up gorilla dicks but I'm at work. Maybe after work I will >_>
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Tyranthraxus
08/01/22 9:57:50 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
... How small are gorilla's dicks?

Something like 1.5 inches.

I'm not sure about that 6 inch math though.

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pegusus123456
08/01/22 10:03:34 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...


I'm not sure about that 6 inch math though.
I looked it up and it's based on the Peter Jackson version where he's 25 feet tall.

A quick search says that the average Silverback Gorilla is between 5 and 5.9 feet. OP says 5.5, that's about correct. We can assume that Kong was an average size for his species. Another quick search says that the average gorilla penis is 1.25 inches.
If we assume that Kong is average for his species in both size and penis length, and that his size is simply scaled up from the normal gorilla, then we can also assume that his penis is scaled up in the same manner.
The movie referenced is Peter Jackson's King Kong from 2005. In this iteration, Kong is 25 feet tall. Divide his height by the height of a gorilla, then multiply that result by the length of the gorilla penis to get the size of Kong's penis.
(25/5.5) x 1.25 = 5.68 inches (14.42 cm). There are different results according to which survey you look at, but the average erect penis length is somewhere between 5.16 and 5.6 inches. This makes Kong a shade over the average, but still well under the higher end of the much larger range of size found in humans. It's also well within the normal capacity of the human vagina.

If you go by his height in something like the most recent Godzilla vs Kong where he's about 335 feet tall, his penis would be 76 inches long and obviously lethal.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
08/01/22 10:05:23 AM
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kong got cucked by godzilla why would anyone want gorilla peen after that

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Holy_Cloud105
08/01/22 10:07:31 AM
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Unsuprised_Pika posted...
She could be like Arioch from Shin Megami Tensei and just hiding her Supersize Taco under her clothes.

Posting Arioch might be a warning so Google if you don't know and don't care about seeing an ugly vagina demon.
Arioch doesn't look like a vagina demon. The split starts from his chest and goes all the way down. It's a giant mouth on his body with teeth and a tongue coming out of it.

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Returning_CEmen
08/01/22 10:09:10 AM
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I saw an image of tinkerbell giving an old fashion before. Maybe Kong wants that for himself?

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Blackestmage
08/01/22 10:10:06 AM
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what did I just read

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NeonOctopus
08/01/22 10:26:37 AM
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Damn, you learn something new everyday >_> I didn't know Gorillas had such small dicks

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Tyranthraxus
08/01/22 10:32:33 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Damn, you learn something new everyday >_> I didn't know Gorillas had such small dicks
Humans are the weird one out when it comes to dick size in primates.

It suggests that sexual selection early in history was determined by sexual performance. Ladies were after the BBC even 200,000 years ago.

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divot1338
08/01/22 10:52:41 AM
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Shed be like one of your action figure collectibles to him.

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NeonOctopus
08/01/22 10:59:00 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Humans are the weird one out when it comes to dick size in primates.

It suggests that sexual selection early in history was determined by sexual performance. Ladies were after the BBC even 200,000 years ago.
We also have bigger boobs and ass too

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haloiscoolisbak
08/01/22 11:02:51 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Humans are the weird one out when it comes to dick size in primates.

It suggests that sexual selection early in history was determined by sexual performance. Ladies were after the BBC even 200,000 years ago.

Apparently chimpanzees dicks can range from 3-7 inches, so they're similar to humans

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Tyranthraxus
08/01/22 11:03:23 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
We also have bigger boobs and ass too
Some primate got us beat on the asses by a long shot but yeah in the boobs.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
08/01/22 11:06:41 AM
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only a neonoctopus topic would turn into a discussion about chimp boobs

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Seaman_Prime
08/01/22 11:28:32 AM
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Seriously i never thought about how many Gorillas ive seen but not seeing their dicks
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NeonOctopus
08/01/22 4:12:11 PM
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Cant wait to look up Gorilla dicks in a few hours

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Tyranthraxus
08/01/22 4:18:43 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Cant wait to look up Gorilla dicks in a few hours

r/nocontext

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Zikten
08/01/22 4:24:04 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...

Humans are the weird one out when it comes to dick size in primates.

It suggests that sexual selection early in history was determined by sexual performance. Ladies were after the BBC even 200,000 years ago.

nice. Us humans are hung
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FortuneCookie
08/01/22 4:33:45 PM
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The filmmakers always insisted that the infatuation was not sexual. There's a scene in an earlier draft of the script where a monkey picks apart a flower while a captain jokes about it being the dawn of human intelligence. Ann getting her dress ripped off was supposed to be a callback. The novelization which was released to coincide with the movie also stated that Kong was merely intrigued because he'd never see a woman with that color hair before.

Now, the 1976 version... Jessica Lange's character is like a cat in heat in Kong's palm. He also pulls her top off and gives the audience a blink-and-you'll-miss-it bit of exposed boobage. It's not the best film incarnation of Kong, but it's worth checking out that scene.
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NeonOctopus
08/01/22 4:39:39 PM
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The 1976 King Kong was the one I was watching lol

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im_not_13
08/01/22 4:40:47 PM
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I've seen r34

It can work

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Blue_Inigo
08/01/22 4:42:00 PM
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Gorilla dick is actually quite tiny

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Irony
08/01/22 4:42:06 PM
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How did Bosse fuck Hiling

Think about it

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WilliamPorygon
08/01/22 4:45:25 PM
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im_not_13 posted...
I've seen r34

It can work

cock vore :/

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FortuneCookie
08/01/22 4:48:58 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
The 1976 King Kong was the one I was watching lol

Oh, okay then.
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gunplagirl
08/01/22 4:53:57 PM
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Him loving her doesn't mean he wanted to bang her. If that's your idea of love, that's just... sad.

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