Current Events > Man, I had nothing but shootings and stabbings last night >_>

(+) Yeah! (+)

Literally all my calls, except for 1, were someone was shot somewhere, or someone was stabbed somewhere.

That 1 call was at 2am where some bitch said her hiccups were keeping her up and she wanted to go to the hospital >_> That was pretty dumb lol

How many of them "fell on their own knife?"

Cagey posted...

How many of them "fell on their own knife?"

none. All the stabbing calls were confirmed assaults with a perp in police custody >_>

The trauma attending was one of my good buddies, I chilled with him one night when I had a slow night. It was stupid shit like this all night. It just makes you shake your head like goddamn people are fucking dumb.

R1masher posted...

Literally

Subjectively
Objectively
Figuratively
Unabashedly

Literally

Dan_Haren- posted...

The trauma attending was one of my good buddies, I chilled with him one night when I had a slow night. It was stupid shit like this all night. It just makes you shake your head like goddamn people are fucking dumb.

Yeah, it's unreal to see how much carnage people are willing to do over the dumbest shit

What's the restaurant labour equivalent of that? Party of 50 + 100 reservations?

You ever get sex related accidents call?

NeonOctopus posted...

none. All the stabbing calls were confirmed assaults with a perp in police custody >_>

Oh ho!

Vegy posted...

You ever get sex related accidents call?

I had one where a prostitute OD'd on heroin in the middle of sex with a john >_> She didn't want to go to the hospital. idk if they continued their business after we revived her and left lol.

As for shoving things up holes, I've had a couple but nothing *super* weird. Just small mundane objects stuck in there. I ain't gonna look >_> I'm just like "okay, hop on board and let's roll!" and I just do a blood pressure or some shit lol. Nothing I can do for that except hand her to the doctor

I had a coworker that had a call where some guy shoved a dildo so far up himself that they had to do surgery to remove it tho

Balls deep

NeonOctopus posted...

Balls deep

Balls first, my friend

Post 12 is more than balls deep

RIP Man

NeonOctopus posted...

That 1 call was at 2am where some bitch said her hiccups were keeping her up and she wanted to go to the hospital

reaction to that call. oh god why it's not an emergency.

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gbagcn posted...

RIP Man

You aren't wrong for one of them

>_>

Oh! You're a paramedic. I thought someone on here claimed you were a police officer.

My girlfriend works dispatch and she said it was wild as FUCK last night

I was watching one of those dumbest criminal shows once and some drunk dude called 911 to get them to send a cop to give him a ride to the liquor store for more booze. He was arrested.

FigureOfSpeech posted...

I was watching one of those dumbest criminal shows once and some drunk dude called 911 to get them to send a cop to give him a ride to the liquor store for more booze. He was arrested.

@Johnny_Nutcase

Why did they arrest him? At least he was being responsible by not drinking and driving.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Why did they arrest him? At least he was being responsible by not drinking and driving.

Wasting police time, I guess? Though it really seems a bit overkill to arrest (unless he's doing it repeatedly), I would've thought tell him to fuck off and if he persists give him a formal warning, that should be enough.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Why did they arrest him? At least he was being responsible by not drinking and driving.

Can't guarantee it, but I envision him getting belligerent when the police tell him to beat it.

what city?

alt tag <_<

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patient is in stable condition

lol you guys