Current Events > Scenario: Your car breaks down in the middle of no where

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You're driving along one day in the middle of no where, listening to your favorite music.

When suddenly with a loud "Kurrrpffffft!" one of your tyres bursts and causes your vehicle to violently jerk.

You lose control and skid off the road, making you crash directly into a large tree. Luckily you were wearing your seat belt so you're banged up but okay. Your cellphone was not so lucky, it flew out of your pocket on impact and smashed directly into the tree, causing it to break into more pieces than a jigsaw of The White Cliffs of Dover.

You get out and examine your vehicle and phone, both are beyond repair. There hasn't been a town in miles.

Just when hope seems lost, you hear the sound of a car approaching and a white pick up truck pulls up to you.

A sweaty man in jeans and a stained vest steps out, looks at you and chuckles. Another man is sitting in the passenger seat, he is very fat.

"Whoooo doggy friend, did you pick a place to get lost or hwhat?

Name's Cleet and this here is Gordy. We'll take you into town if you want. You can sit in the back with Gun and Whiskey. Juat don't do nothing all sudden like. They're jumpy around strangers."

He then lowers the back of the pick up truck and you see THIS:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/6/AAZiH8AADtwg.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?

Baby came out sideways. She didn't scream or nuthin

PoopPotato posted...

Baby came out sideways. She didn't scream or nuthin

What do you think the temperature is?
"One".

I kill Cleet and use the blood to throw the nanny dogs into a frenzy. Gordy looks on in horror as the hungry pibbles approach him but he is fat and cannot exit the car swiftly enough.

BloodMoon7 posted...

I kill Cleet and use the blood to throw the nanny dogs into a frenzy. Gordy looks on in horror as the hungry pibbles approach him but he is fat and cannot exit the car swiftly enough.

I was going to say I would wait and hope someone else comes along. But I guess that works too.

I'd ask Cleet to have his fat friend sit in the back instead and me sit in the passenger seat.

modena posted...

What do you think the temperature is?
"One".

Give him the goddamn glove!

Shotgunnova posted...

"I need Gordy up here, keepin' awares of our prey. Lots of talkin' bears in this here neck of the woods, y'know, and they ain't huntin' pic-a-nic baskets, if ya get my meanin'."

"Can I sit in Gordy's lap uguu?~"

Shotgunnova posted...

"I need Gordy up here, keepin' awares of our prey. Lots of talkin' bears in this here neck of the woods, y'know, and they ain't huntin' pic-a-nic baskets, if ya get my meanin'."

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