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UnfairRepresent 10/08/22 4:10:13 PM #1: |
.."I can beat Contra without the code." https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/3/AAZiH8AACLIb.jpg Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funcoland 10/08/22 4:11:51 PM #2: |
"Good for you. But I'm going to sleep now." --- NNID: MisterNoOne | PSN: The_Mistled ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paragon21XX 10/08/22 4:12:58 PM #3: |
"It's about fucking time. I was going to leave you couldn't do it by the end of the year." --- Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stagmar 10/08/22 4:22:55 PM #4: |
"So?" --- Drawings of me by CE: https://imgur.com/a/rDSRWz8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kurt_Russel 10/08/22 4:23:29 PM #5: |
Marry me --- You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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frozenstar 10/08/22 4:25:50 PM #6: |
"Ok, let's do it." --- Just a dead, cold, round ball in the middle of nowhere. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vegy 10/08/22 4:54:48 PM #7: |
"I don't watch dat naruto crap" --- http://i.imgur.com/gt58G1y.gif http://i.imgur.com/Kdvuckz.png http://i.imgur.com/SYqReLE.gif https://i.imgur.com/MbgGQWx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 10/08/22 5:15:57 PM #8: |
So, the perfect girlfriend then? --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crimsoness 10/08/22 5:16:42 PM #9: |
Dump her for her lies ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/08/22 5:20:00 PM #10: |
Vegy posted... "I don't watch dat naruto crap"wut --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 10/08/22 5:20:07 PM #11: |
I don't know what that means. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoesntMatter 10/08/22 5:20:56 PM #12: |
instant climax --- It don't matter. None of this matters. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 10/08/22 5:23:50 PM #13: |
Then why do you suck at every other video game? You cant even catch beetles in animal crossing ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/08/22 5:35:37 PM #14: |
Flockaveli posted... I don't know what that means.Contra (known as Probotector in Europe) is an 80s arcade game that was famously ported to the NES and is widely regarded as one of the best games on the console. It's also notoriously difficult. Designed as a coin stealer, you die in one hit and have exetremely limited lives. However if you use the code up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A (which is famous for it's repeated use in Konami games and is known as the Komani Code) you get 30 lives. Most people have never beaten the game. Most of the people who have beaten the game have used the code. Only a tiny percentile of gamers have beaten Contra without the Code and if you can do it regulary, you're probably very good at games, at least old school arcade games. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoesntMatter 10/08/22 5:37:23 PM #15: |
UnfairRepresent posted... (known as Probotector in Europe)https://i.imgur.com/XUG4jxe.gif --- It don't matter. None of this matters. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AldousIsDead 10/08/22 5:46:45 PM #16: |
I input the code on her nipples to see what happens. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 10/08/22 5:49:28 PM #17: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/0/AAaVaVAADwkG.jpg --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/hfzvdPe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueBoy675 10/08/22 5:53:07 PM #18: |
We fuck right there and then --- Hope rides alone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VampireCoyote 10/08/22 6:06:41 PM #19: |
Call him out on his obvious lie --- She/her ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/09/22 3:25:32 AM #20: |
DoesntMatter posted... https://i.imgur.com/XUG4jxe.gifhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3x0a8xU1jc --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/09/22 3:38:55 AM #22: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Bruh.... --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 10/09/22 4:10:05 AM #23: |
I have a girlfriend? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere_Man 10/09/22 6:02:28 AM #24: |
Impressive, but I bet you cant do it while I go down on you. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rexcrk 10/09/22 7:22:06 AM #25: |
How much time do you spend coming up with these? Or is there like a site you get them from or --- Fifty years from now when you're looking back on your life, don't you want to say you had the guts to get in the car? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoesntMatter 10/09/22 8:34:09 AM #26: |
UnfairRepresent posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3x0a8xU1jcWHY --- It don't matter. None of this matters. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoesntMatter 10/09/22 8:36:00 AM #27: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] what the FUCK is a PROBOTECTOR --- It don't matter. None of this matters. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 10/09/22 8:36:54 AM #28: |
I throw that lying bitch outta my house, no one beats Contra without the code. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guns_of_Verdun 10/11/22 11:05:36 AM #29: |
DoesntMatter posted... what the FUCK is a PROBOTECTORA professional Botector obviously --- http://i.imgur.com/VwJsmAR.gifv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thisworld 10/11/22 2:34:36 PM #30: |
pegusus123456 posted... I throw that lying bitch outta my house, no one beats Contra without the code.https://youtube.com/watch?v=rkfCC8nWIME Guns_of_Verdun posted... DoesntMatter posted...lol...what the FUCK is a PROBOTECTORA professional Botector obviously ... Copied to Clipboard!
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