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UnfairRepresent
10/08/22 4:10:13 PM
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.."I can beat Contra without the code."

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/3/AAZiH8AACLIb.jpg

Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined

How do you react?
What do you do?

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Funcoland
10/08/22 4:11:51 PM
#2:


"Good for you. But I'm going to sleep now."

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Paragon21XX
10/08/22 4:12:58 PM
#3:


"It's about fucking time. I was going to leave you couldn't do it by the end of the year."

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Stagmar
10/08/22 4:22:55 PM
#4:


"So?"

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Kurt_Russel
10/08/22 4:23:29 PM
#5:


Marry me

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frozenstar
10/08/22 4:25:50 PM
#6:


"Ok, let's do it."

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Vegy
10/08/22 4:54:48 PM
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"I don't watch dat naruto crap"

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Strider102
10/08/22 5:15:57 PM
#8:


So, the perfect girlfriend then?

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Crimsoness
10/08/22 5:16:42 PM
#9:


Dump her for her lies
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UnfairRepresent
10/08/22 5:20:00 PM
#10:


Vegy posted...
"I don't watch dat naruto crap"
wut

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Flockaveli
10/08/22 5:20:07 PM
#11:


I don't know what that means.
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DoesntMatter
10/08/22 5:20:56 PM
#12:


instant climax

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MICHALECOLE
10/08/22 5:23:50 PM
#13:


Then why do you suck at every other video game? You cant even catch beetles in animal crossing
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UnfairRepresent
10/08/22 5:35:37 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
I don't know what that means.
Contra (known as Probotector in Europe) is an 80s arcade game that was famously ported to the NES and is widely regarded as one of the best games on the console.

It's also notoriously difficult. Designed as a coin stealer, you die in one hit and have exetremely limited lives.

However if you use the code up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A (which is famous for it's repeated use in Konami games and is known as the Komani Code) you get 30 lives.

Most people have never beaten the game.
Most of the people who have beaten the game have used the code.

Only a tiny percentile of gamers have beaten Contra without the Code and if you can do it regulary, you're probably very good at games, at least old school arcade games.

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DoesntMatter
10/08/22 5:37:23 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
(known as Probotector in Europe)
https://i.imgur.com/XUG4jxe.gif

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AldousIsDead
10/08/22 5:46:45 PM
#16:


I input the code on her nipples to see what happens.

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Kitt
10/08/22 5:49:28 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/0/AAaVaVAADwkG.jpg

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BlueBoy675
10/08/22 5:53:07 PM
#18:


We fuck right there and then

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VampireCoyote
10/08/22 6:06:41 PM
#19:


Call him out on his obvious lie

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UnfairRepresent
10/09/22 3:25:32 AM
#20:


DoesntMatter posted...
https://i.imgur.com/XUG4jxe.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3x0a8xU1jc

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UnfairRepresent
10/09/22 3:38:55 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Bruh....

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Questionmarktarius
10/09/22 4:10:05 AM
#23:


I have a girlfriend?
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Mistere_Man
10/09/22 6:02:28 AM
#24:


Impressive, but I bet you cant do it while I go down on you.

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rexcrk
10/09/22 7:22:06 AM
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How much time do you spend coming up with these? Or is there like a site you get them from or


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DoesntMatter
10/09/22 8:34:09 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3x0a8xU1jc
WHY

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DoesntMatter
10/09/22 8:36:00 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

what the FUCK is a PROBOTECTOR

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pegusus123456
10/09/22 8:36:54 AM
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I throw that lying bitch outta my house, no one beats Contra without the code.

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Guns_of_Verdun
10/11/22 11:05:36 AM
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DoesntMatter posted...
what the FUCK is a PROBOTECTOR
A professional Botector obviously

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thisworld
10/11/22 2:34:36 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I throw that lying bitch outta my house, no one beats Contra without the code.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rkfCC8nWIME

Guns_of_Verdun posted...
DoesntMatter posted...
what the FUCK is a PROBOTECTOR
A professional Botector obviously
lol...
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