Current Events > If Gnasty Gnorc and Ripto ran for president in 2024, would you vote for them?

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UnfairRepresent
10/08/22 7:11:00 PM
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Who would you vote for?





Democrats are running Biden/Harris again
Republicans are running Trump/DeSantis

Gnasty Gnorc steps onto the scene by creating his own Gnasty Party. He runs with Ripto as his VP

His policies are:
Turn all enemies of the state into Crystal Statues. Foreign or domestic.
Improve public transport by kidnapping and killing all the baby dragons, then using their wings to create portals that will allow instant teleportation across the nation.
Fix the economy by reclaiming all the gems that the dragons have stolen.
Solving the energy crisis by invading Avalar and taking all the orbs to power our shit.
Legalize abortion under any circumstances
Breaking off diplomatic ties with Israel and Saudi Arabia.
Extrondiarily high taxes for the wealthy so it goes to him instead of them
Replacing "God" in the pledge of allgieance and money with "Gnorc"
Legalizing all drugs.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/2/AAZiH8AABkB6.jpg

Who do you vote for?

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YeOld3DS
10/09/22 4:08:39 AM
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Neither of those two were born in America. They're ineligible.
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Baha05
10/09/22 4:10:41 AM
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YeOld3DS posted...
Neither of those two were born in America. They're ineligible.
But Gnorc cus he did nothing wrong and was slandered on TV

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Monolith1676
10/09/22 4:20:24 AM
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Either one, since they would both be better than Biden.

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Trumble
10/09/22 4:27:52 AM
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Cortex.

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RyuForce
10/09/22 4:34:01 AM
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I'm pro-dragon so no.

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Jennywentnorth8
10/09/22 4:50:06 AM
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So If I don't pick Gnorc, then dragons aren't real.

But if I pick Gnorc, they are real, but they all get hunted down and killed?

Eh I'll vote for Gnorc. Would be dope to see some dragons even if it's right before their slaughter. Hopefully this means the goat girls become real too if ya know what im sayin : )
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