Current Events > What was the most humiliating thing your parents ever did to you?

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Made you look like a moron infront of your girlfriend? Wrote to your employers to badmouth you? Spread malicious rumours about you to your friends? Stolen your money? Made it look like you were lying about something important, thus destroying your credibility?

Bump.

Shortly after I discovered masturbating, I had a mild American Pie moment where my mother and at least one of my siblings walked in on me. I was wise enough to do it under a blanket, so they didn't actually see me do it, but my mom was smart enough to figure out what I was doing.

She never talked to me about it directly, but she was not as skilled at obscuring the topic of conversation as she thought she was when discussing it with my dad when I was in the room lol. She talked about a "seed" and tried to play it off as talking about plants. I forget exactly what was said, but she also talked about it to one of her friends at the time.

I suppose it would've been worse if she'd talked to me about it, but I do think it's mildly-to-moderately fucked up to talk about that with people.

When I brought my current wife, (then girlfriend) home to meet my parents for the first time, there was no facecloth in the bathroom for my girlfriend to freshen up with. So my mother offered to lend her a pair of my dad's old underpants to use as a facecloth.

I'd like to be able to say I just made that up, but sadly, I can't.

My dad picked me and my friend up in 6th grade cause that kid lived next door. Another friend asked if he could come over and my dad said no. The kid in the car on the way home asked why he can't come over, and my dad basically scolded him the entire time, like totally uncalled for

I ran upstairs and cried when I got home and was like you didn't have to be so mean to him