Current Events > Her on the third date: "The lizard people control the government."

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AmericaTheBrave
11/16/22 10:22:42 PM
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What do you do

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Phantom_Nook
11/16/22 10:23:48 PM
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I'd tell her that the lizard people put King K. Rool in Smash, so they're cool by me.

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Aridi
11/16/22 10:24:05 PM
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I shed my skin and invite her back to my den.

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Ikzai
11/16/22 10:28:29 PM
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I'd show her the lizard homeworld if you know what i mean

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Irony
11/16/22 10:33:45 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/0/AAJHVqAAD4-E.jpg

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kingdrake2
11/16/22 10:38:21 PM
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we're all lizards.

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Nukazie
11/16/22 10:39:40 PM
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suck her lizard tail

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Klaus343
11/16/22 10:41:49 PM
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I had a girlfriend say this once, and I was like isn't your father like in the government? And she then turned into a Dragon.

and I was like.... I always thought Dragon's weren't lizards, so it caught me by massive surprise.

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