Current Events > You're lost at sea when you see Trump, Musk, Putin and Kim Jong-un yachts

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UnfairRepresent
12/15/22 12:19:56 PM
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Which do you swim to towards?




You're on the Queen Zenobia cruiseship one day when there's some kind of malfunction and you end up getting thrown overboard during an explosive commotion.

When you come to you find yourself adrift in the middle of the ocean with a concussion, floating on a loose block of wood with no sign of your cruiseship in sight.

After a dull thirsty period of time that feels like eternity you look up and see 4 different ships sailing in 4 different directions in the distance.

They're all yachts owned by different billionaires.

This looks like your best and maybe only chance of getting rescued. But you'll have to choose which yacht you want to try to get attention from.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/2/AAZiH8AAD_lE.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?

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ZevLoveDOOM
12/15/22 12:23:30 PM
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i drown.
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Ratchetrockon
12/15/22 12:24:51 PM
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kim

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HylianFox
12/15/22 12:25:22 PM
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"It's my first day"

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pegusus123456
12/16/22 4:35:12 AM
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My exact reasoning.

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itachi15243
12/16/22 4:38:04 AM
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This. Also seems like the safest option. Musk at least wants to look good to the world. Would probably think it was his lucky day.

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Trumble
12/16/22 4:45:48 AM
#8:


Tough call as to whether Trump or Kim is the safer bet. Definitely not the other two.

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runewalshPSiv
12/16/22 4:46:48 AM
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As much as I hate to say it I would pick trump.

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Mizznox
12/16/22 4:55:01 AM
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They may be obnoxious and all, but I don't see any reason to think I wouldn't make it safely home as soon as reasonably possible if I end up on Trump's/Musk's boat. I feel like there's a non-zero chance that Putin/Kim decide to hold on to this lost American for some sort of political game.

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wackyteen
12/16/22 6:28:19 AM
#12:


ZevLoveDOOM posted...
i drown.

This.

I can't swim for shit and one of my biggest fears is deep water. I start panicking. So I'm dead.

But even so, drowning sounds preferable to being indebted to any of those 4

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itachi15243
12/16/22 6:29:24 AM
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Kinda what I was literally thinking >.>

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bknight
12/16/22 6:29:59 AM
#14:


I shoot Toby twice.
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Revelation34
12/16/22 6:31:42 AM
#15:


Musk would be the best one to go to.

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TentacleDemon
12/16/22 6:32:14 AM
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Trump or Musk. Whichever seems closer. Those two almost guarantee a positive outcome for me. I'm not confident that either of the other two would bother to rescue me.


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masterpug53
12/16/22 1:21:22 PM
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At this point, Musk's is the only yacht I would trust to actually be seaworthy.

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Smashingpmkns
12/16/22 1:21:48 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/0/AAPstsAAD_0W.png

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xAzNPimP4LiFex
12/16/22 1:22:58 PM
#20:


Trump or Elon

I have a higher chance of going back home with these two than the others

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radical_rhino
12/16/22 1:26:00 PM
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The secret service agents on Trumps boat would probably spot me.

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Solar_Crimson
12/16/22 1:33:38 PM
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TentacleDemon
12/16/22 7:10:43 PM
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He'd insist the boat be stopped so he could tell everyone how he single handedly rescued you. He spotted you with his own superior eyes and heard you shouting for help with his perfect ears. He even had to argue with the captain that he sees someone out there and they must turn to help. The captain didn't see you but Trump, being the great and generous genius that he is, was solely responsible for you surviving.

Yeah, he couldn't resist that.


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meralonne
12/16/22 7:12:58 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
i drown.


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Questionmarktarius
12/16/22 7:34:48 PM
#25:


Trump's yacht will have the best food.
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Garioshi
12/16/22 7:38:44 PM
#26:


Trump, I can kiss up to him

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ROBANN_88
12/16/22 7:44:00 PM
#27:


how does Putin still have a yacht outside of Russia?
i figure it must have been confiscated at this point

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Questionmarktarius
12/16/22 7:45:09 PM
#28:


ROBANN_88 posted...
how does Putin still have a yacht outside of Russia?
Probably registered as Kazakhstan.
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ROBANN_88
12/16/22 7:46:51 PM
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also, it doesn't surprise me at all that Musk, Trump, Putin and Kim all hang out together in the middle of nowhere

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Questionmarktarius
12/16/22 7:49:02 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
also, it doesn't surprise me at all that Musk, Trump, Putin and Kim all hang out together in the middle of nowhere
That's one hell of a Dungeons & Dragons group.
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ROBANN_88
12/16/22 7:51:41 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
That's one hell of a Dungeons & Dragons group.

oh god, i imagine it's gonna be filled with
"i am the most powerful character here."
"no, i'm more powerful than you"
"nyet, i'm stronger than all of you, i cast Fireball on you all"

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Questionmarktarius
12/16/22 7:55:46 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
"i am the most powerful character here."
"no, i'm more powerful than you"
"nyet, i'm stronger than all of you, i cast Fireball on you all"
King Charles is totally the DM.
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FatAnimeBooty
12/16/22 7:56:41 PM
#33:


Can I save Rachel on the Zenobia first?
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ROBANN_88
12/16/22 7:59:18 PM
#34:


Questionmarktarius posted...
King Charles is totally the DM.

they would absolutely be murder hobos, like if a merchant isn't giving a sword for free, the shop's gonna burn
and probably try to cheat their dice rolls as much as possible

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DarkBuster22904
12/16/22 8:03:16 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
they would absolutely be murder hobos, like if a merchant isn't giving a sword for free, the shop's gonna burn
and probably try to cheat their dice rolls as much as possible
Elon's going to simultaneously be the Rules Lawyer and the guy who constantly posses off the DM by giving 4-paragraph BS ways to break the rules

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Questionmarktarius
12/16/22 8:04:11 PM
#36:


ROBANN_88 posted...
they would absolutely be murder hobos
well... aren't they?
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itachi15243
12/16/22 8:08:38 PM
#37:


ROBANN_88 posted...
oh god, i imagine it's gonna be filled with
"i am the most powerful character here."
"no, i'm more powerful than you"
"nyet, i'm stronger than all of you, i cast Fireball on you all"

I can picture all of them yelling at eachother and making all sorts of mouth sound effects at eachother

"A yuge fireball, some would say the biggest Fireball, JUST GOT YOUR ASS! BEST FIREBALL EVER, I SWEAR!"
"Nah way dude, I just totally wiped your ass with a giant space laser! Duh duh duhhh zoom, POW!"
*Putin takes off his shirt* "I show you real what kbg does to POW AND FIREBALL! ZA ZA ZAM WHAM, ICE LASER! RUSSIANS SCIENCE IS BEST SCIENCE!
"Kim starts smacking the table making zub wub wub pow down tow noises* "Boom toom! I get your American ass with nuke!"

*everyone chastised Kim for using the nuke too much, than starts arguing who has the best nukes while elon swears up and down that the truck he launched was a real spacelaser*

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ROBANN_88
12/16/22 8:09:51 PM
#38:


DarkBuster22904 posted...
Elon's going to simultaneously be the Rules Lawyer and the guy who constantly posses off the DM by giving 4-paragraph BS ways to break the rules

he'd absolutely be the guy who would try to get this in
https://i.redd.it/hcje5662bvy81.png

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Questionmarktarius
12/16/22 8:12:31 PM
#39:


Elon has a dice set made of osmium, and it cost him $100000 - just because a plastic d20 pissed him off that one time.
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Kimbos_Egg
12/16/22 8:18:32 PM
#40:


UnfairRepresent posted...
You're on the Queen Zenobia

MAYDAY

MAYDAY

MAYYYYYYYYYDAYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Questionmarktarius
12/16/22 8:20:37 PM
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D&D sidethread: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80279430
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Revelation34
12/17/22 9:11:23 AM
#42:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Trump's yacht will have the best food.


McDonald's?

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Unsuprised_Pika
12/17/22 9:15:54 AM
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Kakapo
12/17/22 9:17:23 AM
#45:


TentacleDemon posted...
He'd insist the boat be stopped so he could tell everyone how he single handedly rescued you. He spotted you with his own superior eyes and heard you shouting for help with his perfect ears. He even had to argue with the captain that he sees someone out there and they must turn to help. The captain didn't see you but Trump, being the great and generous genius that he is, was solely responsible for you surviving.

Yeah, he couldn't resist that.
You're giving his ego too much credit, it would never win a fight with his selfishness.

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Choco
12/17/22 9:17:42 AM
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more than 10% of ce is insane big surprise

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Unsuprised_Pika
12/17/22 9:18:29 AM
#47:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Trump's yacht will have the best food.

Dude has the tastebubs of an eight year old so I doubt it.

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UnfairRepresent
12/17/22 9:43:35 AM
#48:


Choco posted...
more than 10% of ce is insane big surprise
"if you disagree with me, you're insane"

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Cobra1010
12/17/22 9:46:41 AM
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Trump seems like a dumb enough guy. I could just pretend to be his suck ass fan boy and he'll probably treat me decently.

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DarkBuster22904
12/17/22 12:06:40 PM
#50:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Trump's yacht will have the best food.
McDonalds?

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