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AmericaTheBrave
02/20/23 1:42:13 PM
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Where did that even come from and what does it even mean?

Twitter speak is dumb.

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SoIidLegacy
02/20/23 1:43:01 PM
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inb4 "touch grass" lol teehee

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Hayame_Zero
02/20/23 1:43:01 PM
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It means go outside.

If anything, it's telling people NOT to use Twitter.

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Jennywentnorth8
02/20/23 1:44:33 PM
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Yeah, agreed. It is just another overly spammed internet meme insult. Anyone who uses it just comes off as a sheep baaaaing because they can't think of anything original to say so they default to repeating what their favorite little twitch streamer said.
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SiO4
02/20/23 1:44:52 PM
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I can't wait until I can start taking my lunch breaks outside picnic style again.
I hate this time of year.

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masterpug53
02/20/23 1:45:07 PM
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"touch grass" lol teehee

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Supersex420
02/20/23 1:47:21 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/9/AAbtk3AAEM8B.jpg

Outstanding move

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ArchNemo
02/20/23 1:47:58 PM
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The fact you don't know what "touch grass" means means it's probably good advice

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Supersex420
02/20/23 1:49:13 PM
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ArchNemo posted...
The fact you don't know what "touch grass" means means it's probably good advice
Jennywentsouth:(

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lifespeedrunner
02/20/23 1:50:11 PM
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Its also offensive to me, you dont know about my life or about my schedule same thing with try hard both need to be moddable statements
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Jennywentnorth8
02/20/23 1:51:34 PM
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Supersex420 posted...
Jennywentsouth:(

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Zikten
02/20/23 1:53:50 PM
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I wish I could touch grass right now but it's covered in snow til like late april
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Cobra1010
02/20/23 1:54:37 PM
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It does sound pretty stupid. Thankfully its an internet thing because if no one should ever say it out loud lol.

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VampireCoyote
02/20/23 1:54:44 PM
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grasp wood

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DipDipDiver
02/20/23 1:55:57 PM
#16:


Maybe if you don't know what something means then it's not really your place to tell people to stop saying it
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meestermj
02/20/23 1:56:13 PM
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Too many people use it as a way to lash out when losing an argument, instead of what it's meant for.
It's meant to call out terminally online takes.

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ArchNemo
02/20/23 1:56:28 PM
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Cobra1010 posted...
It does sound pretty stupid. Thankfully its an internet thing because if no one should ever say it out loud lol.

I mean, it wouldn't really work as in insult in real life. Presumably you'd be talking to someone outside

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Devilanse333
02/20/23 1:56:31 PM
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Jennywentnorth8 posted...
Yeah, agreed. It is just another overly spammed internet meme insult. Anyone who uses it just comes off as a sheep baaaaing because they can't think of anything original to say so they default to repeating what their favorite little twitch streamer said.

Most topics and the responses are just regurgitated memes. Users will read a topic title and just post whatever meme was dislodged from their brains without reading the topic.

Along with touch grass we need to get rid of let them fight, f*** around find out and slaps.

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Murphiroth
02/20/23 1:57:13 PM
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Jennywentnorth8 posted...
Yeah, agreed. It is just another overly spammed internet meme insult. Anyone who uses it just comes off as a sheep baaaaing because they can't think of anything original to say so they default to repeating what their favorite little twitch streamer said.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/0/AAPhobAADfLI.jpg
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Jennywentnorth8
02/20/23 2:01:07 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/0/AAPhobAADfLI.jpg

It would be very rude of me to touch your food, little sheep.
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KeeperOfShadows
02/20/23 2:01:45 PM
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I prefer just telling people to go outside.

Also, lol @ calling people sheep for using slang.

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Murphiroth
02/20/23 2:02:39 PM
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Jennywentnorth8 posted...
It would be very rude of me to touch your food, little sheep.

Lol stay salty big dawg.

I'd think the sheep is the one flipping their suit over an innocuous phrase, chill.
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Irony
02/20/23 2:06:51 PM
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Rather touch bush

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NoxObscuras
02/20/23 2:08:38 PM
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It's just a shorter way of saying "you need to go outside and experience reality." Usually it's because the person seems out of touch with reality, or they spend so much time online, that they say crazy things.

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Imit8m3
02/20/23 2:08:43 PM
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Touch grass TC.
Lol.

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Supersex420
02/20/23 2:08:57 PM
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Grenade? :/

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Jennywentnorth8
02/20/23 2:09:06 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
Lol stay salty big dawg.

I'd think the sheep is the one flipping their shit over an innocuous phrase, chill.

Shhhh little sheep there there, you already filled your internet meme insult quota for the day. No need for you to pull a "Nuh uh YOU ARE" that doesn't even make sense on me too. Rest now...
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Murphiroth
02/20/23 2:10:58 PM
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Jennywentnorth8 posted...
Shhhh little sheep there there, you already filled your internet meme insult quota for the day. No need for you to pull a "Nuh uh YOU ARE" that doesn't even make sense on me too. Rest now...

Man you're taking this way too seriously. You know what you should do?

Kinda funny watching you use the far more overused internet insult term in calling me a sheep though. Your self awareness sucks huh?
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Jennywentnorth8
02/20/23 2:14:51 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
Man you're taking this way too seriously. You know what you should do?

Kinda funny watching you use the far more overused internet insult term in calling me a sheep though. Your self awareness sucks huh?

I didn't intially call you a sheep. I basically said "Are there any sheep here?" and you raised your hand. That is when I then I called you a sheep. Not sure what you though would happen bud but yeah let's just do it forever I guess dude NO YOU ARE. I am rubber and you are glue bro!
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Murphiroth
02/20/23 2:16:34 PM
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Imagine throwing this much of a meltdown over this.

Whose alt are you btw?
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Jiek_Fafn
02/20/23 2:16:36 PM
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You guys need to check your fucking privilege. I live on the moon and can only observe grass through a powerful telescope. I'll never touch it.

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rexcrk
02/20/23 2:18:14 PM
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Its such a weird way to insult someone. I can leave my house, walk to my car, drive to work, walk in the building without touching grass. Hell, I can even go on my daily walk without touching grass.

\_()_/


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Jennywentnorth8
02/20/23 2:21:26 PM
#35:


Murphiroth posted...
Imagine throwing this much of a meltdown over this.

Whose alt are you btw?

I see you are also sticking with your tried and true "make it out like they are getting emotional over this " tactic huh. Fine move my friend very fine move indeed, keep it up. I promise you are hurting my feelings very badly, I don't know how I can possibly endure your barrage of clever insults any longer.
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Murphiroth
02/20/23 2:23:16 PM
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Awful defensive aren't we?
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Devilanse333
02/20/23 2:26:51 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
Imagine throwing this much of a meltdown over this.

Whose alt are you btw?

You responded with a meme. Followed up with the why you meltdown? meme, followed by whos alt?. Maybe go touch some yourself?

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Jennywentnorth8
02/20/23 2:26:53 PM
#38:


Murphiroth posted...
Awful defensive aren't we?

Ungh! Even with my defense raised to its maximum level like you so brilliantly figured out you still managed to pierce through my shield! How can this be!? How are you so good at internet insults!?!?
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Zeeak4444
02/20/23 2:31:06 PM
#39:


ArchNemo posted...
The fact you don't know what "touch grass" means means it's probably good advice

the exact opposite lmao. No one outside the internet uses that phrase.

if anything it means you should step outside and see how normal people interact.

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Murphiroth
02/20/23 2:36:04 PM
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Devilanse333 posted...
You responded with a meme. Followed up with the why you meltdown? meme, followed by whos alt?. Maybe go touch some yourself?

I work landscaping, I've touched more grass than anyone else here.

I'm just fucking with Jenny cause it's fun, chill out lol.
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Crimsoness
02/20/23 2:38:36 PM
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Fondle turf

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Hayame_Zero
02/20/23 2:41:27 PM
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Caress a lawn

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Beveren_Rabbit
02/20/23 2:43:06 PM
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such a stupid meme since the current generation doesn't even go outside unless they are rich.

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Gwynevere
02/20/23 2:43:11 PM
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People getting worked up over "touch grass" should also go touch boobs or weiner or whatever they're into

They desperately need the touch of another human

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DoctorPiranha3
02/20/23 2:44:05 PM
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Touch ass instead
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FatAnimeBooty
02/20/23 2:45:10 PM
#47:


It's too damn hot outside!
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Deku_Link
02/20/23 2:45:29 PM
#48:


VampireCoyote posted...
grasp wood
Giggidy

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Imit8m3
02/20/23 2:45:37 PM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
Touch ass instead


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BearlyWilling
02/20/23 3:02:02 PM
#50:


Jennywentnorth8 posted...
Yeah, agreed. It is just another overly spammed internet meme insult. Anyone who uses it just comes off as a sheep baaaaing because they can't think of anything original to say so they default to repeating what their favorite little twitch streamer said.

sounds like an enlightened centrist that needs to touch grass tbh


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