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AmericaTheBrave
04/06/23 10:56:07 AM
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How do you do that

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Ivynn
04/06/23 10:56:53 AM
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04/06/23 10:57:06 AM
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LincolnDuncan
04/06/23 10:57:06 AM
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Buy xl condoms and pay with 100 dollar bills

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supervaan
04/06/23 10:58:26 AM
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SlamVook
04/06/23 10:59:41 AM
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You just dont do it, rasta.

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AmericaTheBrave
04/06/23 10:59:45 AM
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Yeah I thought so. I don't have the heart to tell my brother this tho. He doesn't have much luck with women and he really feels a connection with this girl.

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Kamil
04/06/23 11:00:12 AM
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Buy a ham, and say so what are you doing this weekend.

True stories a guy I knew asked out a cashier at a supermarket and I think they are still together, got married. While another friend did that and eventually dumped her.

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Vegy
04/06/23 11:03:15 AM
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Da best one can do is pay with cash and accidentally touch hands when she returns da change

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Vampire_Chicken
04/06/23 11:19:28 AM
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Vegy posted...
Da best one can do is pay with cash and accidentally touch hands when she returns da change
But don't stroke her hand suggestively.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/06/23 11:20:44 AM
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You buy the store they work at and then flex it on them

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04/06/23 11:44:29 AM
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Pepys_Monster
04/06/23 11:48:32 AM
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Dont listen to CE. You miss 100% of the shots you dont take. You can just introduce yourself, give her a compliment, and ask if she wants to have coffee sometime. That isnt harassment.

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Dakimakura
04/06/23 11:50:54 AM
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Wait outside the store until her shift is over then walk up behind her while she walks to her car. Only way to know for sure she isn't just being nice for her job.

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Zikten
04/06/23 12:23:48 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
then walk up behind her while she walks to her car.
Could go iffy maybe...... especially if it's dark out when you do this
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HANGtheDJ_86
04/06/23 12:27:28 PM
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Zikten posted...
Could go iffy maybe...... especially if it's dark out when you do this
Yeah I guess she could be packing heat if TC's brother is American

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kuwab0
04/06/23 1:03:41 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meTUnJjwY6Q

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Big_Nabendu
04/06/23 1:03:46 PM
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Purchase extra large condoms for your massive dong

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Dakimakura
04/06/23 1:05:25 PM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
Purchase extra large condoms for your massive dong

And pay with a 100 dollar bill. Say "Sorry this is the smallest bill I got."

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Master_Kazuya
04/06/23 1:09:03 PM
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Hey, wanna grab a coffee this Friday? No worries if you're busy

-If she doesn't wanna, she'll take the out of being busy
-If she does, she'll say yes
--If she's legit busy Friday, she will tell you when she's free

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shironinja
04/06/23 1:15:13 PM
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its rude to ask people out at their place of work.

Plus if she declines you can never go to that cashier again.

So dont.

That said tho when I was younger I though a waitress at a restaurant was pretty cute. On Valentines Day I walked in, gave her a bouquet of flowers with my email on the card, and walked out.

She did email.. and had a boyfriend.. but she was looking for a FWB so we met up discreetly over the course of several years .. but respectfully stopped once she married and had a kid.


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itachi15243
04/06/23 1:23:52 PM
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shironinja posted...
Plus if she declines you can never go to that cashier again.

What is with this weird logic

Like yeah it honestly can be rude, but quickly and politely making your move while there are no other customers, or something similar but not creepy (do not follow someone outside or wait for their break) is fine.

If it doesn't work out, it's fine. You don't have to avoid that store or cashier unless something horrible happened.

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shironinja
04/06/23 1:26:03 PM
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Because if you dont.. and she goes to the manager to complain about you they have authority to ban you from their commercial property.

Shopping somewhere (even for groceries) is a privilege but not a right.

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itachi15243
04/06/23 1:31:22 PM
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shironinja posted...
Because if you dont.. and she goes to the manager to complain about you they have authority to ban you from their commercial property.

Shopping somewhere (even for groceries) is a privilege but not a right.

That seems like a huge overreaction and honestly not very likely? I admit it's been a while since I've hit on a cashier, but usually it's been a quick and polite exchange that ends in a yes or a polite decline.

Having someone banned from a store for that seems extremely over aggressive if they were polite, calm, and considerate about it. Should be a personal issue that can be resolved in a couple words. Then again though, that might have changed in the last few years I suppose.

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Pepys_Monster
04/06/23 1:32:52 PM
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shironinja posted...
Plus if she declines you can never go to that cashier again.
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Cobra1010
04/06/23 1:49:46 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
You buy the store they work at and then flex it on them

Not everyone is batman

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cjsdowg
04/06/23 1:51:55 PM
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Why people are saying don't.

Because she is just working. She is stuck some place and you are coming there to mac that is not a good position to put someone in.

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NeonTentacles
04/06/23 1:55:12 PM
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shironinja posted...
Plus if she declines you can never go to that cashier again.
Why? As long as you dont ask her out again or try to small talk her, nothing wrong with going back

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Shamino
04/06/23 1:58:03 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Why people are saying don't.

Because she is just working. She is stuck some place and you are coming there to mac that is not a good position to put someone in.

This is the main issue. Your bro should buy something and make small talk, see if anything comes of it. That said, the talk should be about non related work stuff.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/06/23 4:13:43 PM
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Cobra1010 posted...
Not everyone is batman

That doesn't mean it's impossible for TC to be Batman. Im just trying to cover scenarios other won't

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TerraSeeker
04/06/23 4:43:48 PM
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You can. You just have to be cute yourself.

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VampireCoyote
04/06/23 4:45:49 PM
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show off your flaps around her

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Crow0000
04/06/23 4:45:54 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
That seems like a huge overreaction and honestly not very likely? I admit it's been a while since I've hit on a cashier, but usually it's been a quick and polite exchange that ends in a yes or a polite decline.

Having someone banned from a store for that seems extremely over aggressive if they were polite, calm, and considerate about it. Should be a personal issue that can be resolved in a couple words. Then again though, that might have changed in the last few years I suppose.
It's absolutely likely. Women report men all the time in jobs, or where they feel threathened

a guy approaching a random woman to talk with the intention to date is predatory in the eyes of women
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Pepys_Monster
04/06/23 4:55:56 PM
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Crow0000 posted...
a guy approaching a random woman to talk with the intention to date is predatory in the eyes of women
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NeonTentacles
04/06/23 4:57:47 PM
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Crow0000 posted...
a guy approaching a random woman to talk with the intention to date is predatory in the eyes of women
I guess society will just not reproduce anymore

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Malcrasternus
04/06/23 4:58:04 PM
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I don't, she's suffering enough already.

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Jerry_Hellyeah
04/06/23 4:59:11 PM
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You dont. Asking someone out while they are performing a paid service is weird, especially when all you're going on is "gee she's cute".

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Crow0000
04/06/23 5:02:34 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
I guess society will just not reproduce anymore
Online dating is still a viable option
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VampireCoyote
04/06/23 5:04:05 PM
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Crow0000 posted...
Online dating is still a viable option

95% spam and scary creeps

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Crow0000
04/06/23 5:05:58 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Dont listen to CE. You miss 100% of the shots you dont take. You can just introduce yourself, give her a compliment, and ask if she wants to have coffee sometime. That isnt harassment.
Women have plenty of options. And men are thirsty asf creatures who will approach this woman , even at her job, or try to be "Friends" with her with the ultier motive in trying to get with her.

it's pointless. Unless the brother is extremely good looking or unless he's a high value man, then he will just be average in her mind. and average doesn't cut it. automatic rejection. And thats assuming she doesn't report the guy or call the police
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ArvTheGreat
04/06/23 5:06:49 PM
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buy some ky and the biggest cucumber in the store. and some celcius energy drink chicks love that stuff

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Pepys_Monster
04/06/23 5:12:05 PM
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Crow0000 posted...
Women have plenty of options. And men are thirsty asf creatures who will approach this woman , even at her job, or try to be "Friends" with her with the ultier motive in trying to get with her.

it's pointless. Unless the brother is extremely good looking or unless he's a high value man, then he will just be average in her mind. and average doesn't cut it. automatic rejection. And thats assuming she doesn't report the guy or call the police
There's nothing wrong with being friends with a woman first and dating later. Looks are subjective. And it isn't against the law to ask someone out.

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Jerry_Hellyeah
04/06/23 5:12:10 PM
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Dude in this thread going after cute girls and getting upset they expect slightly above average people.

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Crow0000
04/06/23 5:16:05 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
There's nothing wrong with being friends with a woman first and dating later. Looks are subjective. And it isn't against the law to ask someone out.
There's absolutely something wrong with that. What type of slimy ass man tries to be "friends" with a woman if he's attracted to her?

If you're attracted to a woman, you make it known. A guy who wants to be with a woman doesn't want her to be his friend. He wants her to be his side piece or ONS, or potential GF.

As far as looks go, a guy like this is objectively good looking and would have more chances with woman than an average or ugly dude. There are traits and features that good looking men, that ugly ass or mediocre looking people don't have.
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Crow0000
04/06/23 5:19:52 PM
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dudes wanna be in the friendzone before getting a chick

why. what makes her more interesting as a person to be friends with, than anyone else. just stick to people you know or online dating
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Pepys_Monster
04/06/23 5:20:38 PM
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Crow0000 posted...
There's absolutely something wrong with that. What type of slimy ass man tries to be "friends" with a woman if he's attracted to her?

If you're attracted to a woman, you make it known. A guy who wants to be with a woman doesn't want her to be his friend. He wants her to be his side piece, or potential GF.

As far as looks go, a guy like this is objectively good looking and would have more chances with woman than an average or ugly dude
If you know so much about women and dating, surely you must have a girlfriend. Girls actually don't like desperate dudes who go after every single girl. Having female friends demonstrates a degree of value. And maybe that dude would have an easier time. I don't know. That doesn't mean it's impossible to get a girlfriend.

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Crow0000
04/06/23 5:23:32 PM
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Men and women aren't the same. A man who goes after and has sex with a bunch of girls is different from a woman who has sex with a bunch of men.

Society themselves praises men who have sex constantly as it means they have some sort of trait or character that attracts women

Having female friends doesn't do anything. women and men have different hobbies, life experiences, and intentionally being friends with a girl you're physically and emotionally into is a bad idea. Leads to infatuation and putting her up on a pedestal.

Probably better for the Brother to approach the woman and get rejected. Than to be "Friends" with her all while she's having sex with chad or tyrone on her days off. Atleast he'll have some sort of closure and move on, rather than being strung along or looking for signs that aint there
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