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MICHALECOLE
04/18/23 2:35:18 AM
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Would you rather


Breathe underwater: you can be underwater as long as you want without needing to come up for air

talking to animals: you can talk to animals, they understand you, and will talk back, and you understand them
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Arcanine2009
04/18/23 2:37:07 AM
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Talking to animals is far more useful

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MabusIncarnate
04/18/23 2:37:46 AM
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Picked underwater because being able to talk to animals will make them all intelligent enough to talk to humans, surely they will rise up and conquer the planet bringing us to armageddon. The rest of us will be ruled by felines and sloths.

Okay I pick talking to animals.

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MICHALECOLE
04/18/23 2:38:21 AM
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If I were able to talk to animals I wonder if it would make it hard to eat meat after that
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BurmesePenguin
04/18/23 2:40:04 AM
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Animals are not intelligent enough to make conversation.
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Priere
04/18/23 2:41:31 AM
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Underwater breathing.

I can do stunt shows where I submerge myself for hours in a glass box in Vegas or something.

I would start the show with the lyrics to the Eminem song Role Model

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MICHALECOLE
04/18/23 2:41:42 AM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
Animals are not intelligent enough to make conversation.
This guy hasnt seen homeward bound
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Poorly
04/18/23 2:41:45 AM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
Talking to animals is far more useful
I heard you can talk to magikarp

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squall567
04/18/23 2:42:41 AM
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Why would I want to talk to my food?
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MICHALECOLE
04/18/23 2:42:42 AM
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Priere posted...
Underwater breathing.

I can do stunt shows where I submerge myself for hours in a glass box in Vegas or something.

I would start the show with the lyrics to the Eminem song Role Model
Yeah but is that even exciting? I dont think Id buy tickets to that
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Priere
04/18/23 2:46:08 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Yeah but is that even exciting? I dont think Id buy tickets to that
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toadfan64
04/18/23 2:46:35 AM
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I feel like I'd go crazy eventually being able to talk to animals. At least the underwater one would be fun and cool without driving me insane.

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Philip027
04/18/23 2:46:56 AM
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Easily the former. I don't particularly care about animals, and them understanding me + me understanding them is no guarantee they won't still try to kill me.
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MICHALECOLE
04/18/23 2:49:00 AM
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Priere posted...
Worked for David Blane
He broke the world record for holding his breath underwater on Oprah

but like how many times could you do that to realistically make any big money off of it?
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MICHALECOLE
04/18/23 2:49:11 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

No
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Alteres
04/18/23 2:50:11 AM
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Animals, without pressure/cold resistance the water breathing is pretty useless.

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MICHALECOLE
04/18/23 2:52:07 AM
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Alteres posted...
Animals, without pressure/cold resistance the water breathing is pretty useless.
You could probably be a pretty good surfer. And water parks would be fun, you could find change people drop in the pools
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MICHALECOLE
04/18/23 2:52:21 AM
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You pass on both? Loser
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Priere
04/18/23 2:53:12 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
He broke the world record for holding his breath underwater on Oprah

but like how many times could you do that to realistically make any big money off of it?
Only need the one payoff. Then I just do it for fun

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MICHALECOLE
04/18/23 2:53:52 AM
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Priere posted...
Only need the one payoff. Then I just do it for fun
Youre like Joey with his identical hand twin
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Philip027
04/18/23 2:57:40 AM
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Animals, without pressure/cold resistance the water breathing is pretty useless.

There's plenty of beautiful places to go diving that aren't so deep you'd be crushed or frozen.

The super deep places are hella dark and hella spoopy anyway.
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MICHALECOLE
04/18/23 2:58:19 AM
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Philip027 posted...
There's plenty of beautiful places to go diving that aren't so deep you'd be crushed or frozen.

The super deep places are hella dark and hella spoopy anyway.
Yeah seriously acting like just because you cant go to the deepest depths means the ability is worthless is so silly
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Alteres
04/18/23 2:59:56 AM
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Sure, but that would get expensive if you wanted a place to live and or to eat.

Most things worth getting are deep enough to be dangerous.

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MICHALECOLE
04/18/23 3:05:15 AM
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Alteres posted...
Sure, but that would get expensive if you wanted a place to live and or to eat.

Most things worth getting are deep enough to be dangerous.
What
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Flauros
04/18/23 3:05:56 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Youre like Joey with his identical hand twin
I dont know who that is.

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MICHALECOLE
04/18/23 3:06:22 AM
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Flauros posted...
I dont know who that is.
How much would you pay to see this hand twice
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pegusus123456
04/18/23 3:23:10 AM
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Talking to animals sounds good until you think about the bugs.

I can't swim though, so the breathing is a no-brainer.

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Mistere_Man
04/18/23 3:23:38 AM
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Tough choice honestly.

Talking to animals could be great, or annoying, or traumatic at times, like hearing animals dying begging for their lives or not understanding what is happening or why I cant save them.

Breathing underwater could be interesting also, as you may not be able to go super deep, but humans can still go pretty deep as is, but now I dont think you would get nitrogen build up as you arent breathing compressed air, but I could be wrong.

I guess I take talking to animals, and hope the squirrels dont kill me.



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Zikten
04/18/23 4:25:49 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
If I were able to talk to animals I wonder if it would make it hard to eat meat after that
If you've watched The Boys, there is a character who has a similar problem to this. Only its limited to seafood. But same concept
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WilliamPorygon
04/18/23 10:44:00 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrGjavte-Zk

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Lokison
04/18/23 10:54:42 AM
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Talking to animals. I could lead search parties in the woods and have a much higher success rate than anyone else.

Also, creating a huge crow army would be easy, as I could just tell them "Bring me money, I'll give you food" and BAM. Never have to work again.

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TwoDoorPC
04/18/23 10:58:37 AM
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my thalasaphobia moved me to pick talking to animals

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Heartomaton
04/18/23 10:59:13 AM
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If I took the water breathing and got attacked by a shark, my last thought would be "Man, I really wish I could have asked this thing to not eat me".

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wackyteen
04/18/23 10:59:42 AM
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In theory, underwater breathing

In practice, talking to animals.

I don't like deep water

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BuckVanHammer
04/18/23 11:00:54 AM
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Underwater breathing would be cool but still fucking dangerous as hell.

Talking to animals is my pick, not as cool but not nearly as scary

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Letron_James
04/18/23 11:01:32 AM
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Talking to animals would be op as fuck. You could probably take over the world if you wanted. Plus it would be cool to have a Lion buddy or some shit

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theAteam
04/18/23 11:01:52 AM
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Well at least I'll never have to worry about drowning.

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MICHALECOLE
04/18/23 11:33:40 AM
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Letron_James posted...
Talking to animals would be op as fuck. You could probably take over the world if you wanted. Plus it would be cool to have a Lion buddy or some shit
You cant control their minds or anything

just because you can talk to them doesnt mean they wont eat you
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LinkPizza
04/18/23 11:35:31 AM
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Animals I cant swim, anyway Plus, I like animals

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Devilanse333
04/18/23 11:51:35 AM
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Chose talking to animals. I could finally tell the cat to stay off my desk. Since I could understand her, Id know what that meow really meant. She could also tell me if she likes the food.

On the down side, as some have mentioned..youd have to hear what cows are saying on their way to becoming beef patties and every bug/bird/squirrel/deer conversation all night.

Would you still swat that fly if it politely asked you not to?

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Notti
04/18/23 12:00:40 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
Animals are not intelligent enough to make conversation.


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Seaman_Prime
04/18/23 12:00:41 PM
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I can already talk to animals, they just screech in my face
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NoxObscuras
04/18/23 12:12:39 PM
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Give me underwater breathing. I feel like being able to talk to animals would be incredibly annoying. Like the Dexter's Lab episode x100000000

https://youtu.be/dwMjhNsNeFo

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Irony
04/18/23 12:17:14 PM
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LinkPizza
04/18/23 1:32:17 PM
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Devilanse333 posted...
Chose talking to animals. I could finally tell the cat to stay off my desk. Since I could understand her, Id know what that meow really meant. She could also tell me if she likes the food.

On the down side, as some have mentioned..youd have to hear what cows are saying on their way to becoming beef patties and every bug/bird/squirrel/deer conversation all night.

Would you still swat that fly if it politely asked you not to?

You could ask, but the cat would most likely say something like, Everything is mine, and Ill do what I want.

For the other stuff, just gotta find ways around it Like not going near slaughterhouses, and keeping you windows closed And if I could make a deal with all the flys, I wouldnt have to murder them

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