Current Events > Pennsylvania cops offer 420 special: turn in your dealer for a bag of Doritos!

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voldothegr8
04/20/23 9:33:45 AM
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https://www.abc27.com/local-news/pennsylvania-police-department-offers-doritos-for-dealers-on-4-20/

CUMBERLAND COUNTY, Pa. (WHTM) The New Cumberland Borough Police Department says theyre encouraging a benign #420 day and offering special services to residents on a day recognized in cannabis culture.
The department says they are willing to check any product for free that residents want to bring by the station.
For your troubles you will get a regular size bag of Doritos, said the department.
Police also said if someone wants to turn in your dealer theyll give you a family size bag of Doritos.
LOL fuck these assholes.


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Bass
04/20/23 9:35:42 AM
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Oh Lord, that's my county. Lmao why is this a thing?

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A_Good_Boy
04/20/23 9:36:10 AM
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Now the dealers in that area are gonna start bundling their weed with a free bag of doritos just to counter act the police.

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Giant_Aspirin
04/20/23 9:37:39 AM
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someone with a medical card should take them up on this and enjoy the free Doritos.

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Heartomaton
04/20/23 9:39:48 AM
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Wow. They really think stoners that dumb exist, don't they?

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Lil_Bit83
04/20/23 10:01:59 AM
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And why do they think this dumb tactic is gonna work? Because stoners can just make a quick trip to any store and buy a bag of doritos. This is lame.

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Southernfatman
04/20/23 10:03:10 AM
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They're obviously just taking the piss and flexing how they can lock people up for (relatively) harmless bullshit.

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
04/20/23 10:57:58 AM
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Bass posted...
Oh Lord, that's my county. Lmao why is this a thing?

Oh hey neighbor. Perry County here.

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ironman2009
04/20/23 10:59:07 AM
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Central PA squad rise up!

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Compsognathus
04/20/23 11:00:22 AM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Now the dealers in that area are gonna start bundling their weed with a free bag of doritos just to counter act the police.
Free market at work.

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Bass
04/20/23 11:00:25 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Oh hey neighbor. Perry County here.

ironman2009 posted...
Central PA squad rise up!
Aw yeah! There's a handful of us!

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SiO4
04/20/23 11:01:50 AM
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This has got to be some tongue-in-cheek community our-reach thing.

If so, it's actually kinda funny.

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UnfairRepresent
04/20/23 11:03:16 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/5/AAZiH8AAEJhX.jpg

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CRON
04/20/23 11:03:24 AM
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It's very obvious that this is a joke tbh

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SiO4
04/20/23 11:25:03 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/5/AAZiH8AAEJhX.jpg


Heheh...

CRON posted...
It's very obvious that this is a joke tbh


Ya, people do forget that cops are humans too.
That's the break in the chain that benefits no one.

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Lil_Bit83
04/20/23 12:08:15 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/5/AAZiH8AAEJhX.jpg



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VampireCoyote
04/20/23 12:16:16 PM
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Cops have the dumbest sense of humor

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SiO4
04/20/23 12:47:09 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
Cops have the dumbest sense of humor


Nah, I think this one is kinda funny.

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
04/20/23 1:17:15 PM
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This is probably a dumb question but would they actually test your drugs or would they just confiscate them? You always hear warnings about how everything is being laces with fentanyl now and i've seen people talk about fentanyl laced weed which is obviously BS but cops are some of the people spreading this BS. So did they create a fear and then attempt to dissuade that fear by doing a good deed such as testing your drugs, or did they create a fear and then when people fall to the fear they created arrest them.

I'm curious, but not curious enough to take my stash to them.

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Master_Kazuya
04/20/23 8:54:35 PM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
This is probably a dumb question but would they actually test your drugs or would they just confiscate them? You always hear warnings about how everything is being laces with fentanyl now and i've seen people talk about fentanyl laced weed which is obviously BS but cops are some of the people spreading this BS. So did they create a fear and then attempt to dissuade that fear by doing a good deed such as testing your drugs, or did they create a fear and then when people fall to the fear they created arrest them.

I'm curious, but not curious enough to take my stash to them.

Just ignore absolutely everything they're saying, ignore whatever fear they're instilling, just ignore

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Dakimakura
04/20/23 8:57:38 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Now the dealers in that area are gonna start bundling their weed with a free bag of doritos just to counter act the police.

Two bags of doritos or you are going away buddy

Then I take that deal to the police to leverage 3 bags of doritos

The art of the deal

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SiO4
04/20/23 10:46:50 PM
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Dakimakura posted...


Two bags of doritos or you are going away buddy

Then I take that deal to the police to leverage 3 bags of doritos

The art of the deal


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pikakaeru
04/20/23 10:47:40 PM
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lmao
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