Current Events > Scenario: You find your 5-year-old daughter in your garden with a dead puppy

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AmericaTheBrave 09/08/23 8:55:10 PM #1:	She's covered in blood...the puppy's blood. And the puppy is in pieces. This was a puppy you got her for her birthday. She looks at you and says "the ghosts told me to, daddy." What is your reaction? What do you do? --- https://imgur.com/h74Kc6W <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:975947683] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>She's covered in blood...the puppy's blood. And the puppy is in pieces.This was a puppy you got her for her birthday.She looks at you and says "the ghosts told me to, daddy."What is your reaction? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Incredible 09/08/23 8:56:57 PM #2:	i have a daughter? --- Hi my name is Bob and I work at my job <cite>Incredible posted [p:975947729] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>i have a daughter? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 09/08/23 8:57:49 PM #3:	If I have a daughter, that means I have sex. --- "Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat <poop>! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!" - Babs Johnson <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:975947751] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>If I have a daughter, that means I have sex. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nemu 09/08/23 8:58:12 PM #4:	The dead puppy's name? Albert Einstein. <cite>Nemu posted [p:975947760] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>The dead puppy's name? Albert Einstein.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeminiDeus 09/08/23 8:59:54 PM #5:	IShall_Run_Amok posted... If I have a daughter, that means I have sex. Phrasing! --- Without truth, there is nothing. <cite>GeminiDeus posted [p:975947795] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>IShall_Run_Amok posted... </cite><quote>If I have a daughter, that means I have sex.</quote>Phrasing! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Caracalla 09/08/23 9:01:07 PM #7:	Dark Urge? <cite>Caracalla posted [p:975947821] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>Dark Urge?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 09/08/23 9:01:18 PM #8:	"Yep, she's my blood all right." --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:975947825] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>"Yep, she's my blood all right." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lukey_Bug 09/08/23 9:01:28 PM #9:	Well, I mean the ghosts told her to. What else should she have done? --- I don't want this man's life, I want his sandwiches. <cite>Lukey_Bug posted [p:975947830] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>Well, I mean the ghosts told her to. What else should she have done? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caracalla 09/08/23 9:03:30 PM #10:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyaMGdYIdUQ <cite>Caracalla posted [p:975947866] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyaMGdYIdUQ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 09/08/23 9:07:40 PM #11:	Time to call the shrink ~~and get myself admitted because I'm clearly hallucinating since I don't have a daughter.~~ --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:975947948] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>Time to call the shrink and get myself admitted because I'm clearly hallucinating since I don't have a daughter. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 09/08/23 9:29:44 PM #12:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] So what you say is, there's a 50/50 chance --- "Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat <poop>! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!" - Babs Johnson <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:975948349] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> So what you say is, there's a 50/50 chance </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 09/08/23 9:36:09 PM #13:	AmericaTheBrave posted... She's covered in blood...the puppy's blood. And the puppy is in pieces. This was a puppy you got her for her birthday. She looks at you and says "the ghosts told me to, daddy." What is your reaction? What do you do? Get her help immediately. That's some serial killer shit right there. --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:975948454] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>AmericaTheBrave posted... </cite><quote>She's covered in blood...the puppy's blood. And the puppy is in pieces.This was a puppy you got her for her birthday.She looks at you and says "the ghosts told me to, daddy."What is your reaction? What do you do?</quote>Get her help immediately. That's some serial killer shit right there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Priere 09/08/23 9:39:03 PM #14:	Call her a chud and claim she supports Drumpf --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif <cite>Priere posted [p:975948489] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>Call her a chud and claim she supports Drumpf </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bfslick50 09/08/23 9:39:56 PM #15:	Exorcism --- "Something's wrong! Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at." ~Futurama <cite>bfslick50 posted [p:975948498] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>Exorcism </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caracalla 09/08/23 9:43:24 PM #16:	Priere posted... Call her a chud and claim she supports Drumpf Spoken like a true GameFAQer. Bill Maher is alt-right btw. <cite>Caracalla posted [p:975948539] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>Priere posted... </cite><quote>Call her a chud and claim she supports Drumpf</quote>Spoken like a true GameFAQer. Bill Maher is alt-right btw.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Priere 09/08/23 9:46:54 PM #17:	Caracalla posted... Spoken like a true GameFAQer. Bill Maher is alt-right btw. Is that the guy who played Ritchie in the IT reboot? --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif <cite>Priere posted [p:975948584] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>Caracalla posted... </cite><quote>Spoken like a true GameFAQer. Bill Maher is alt-right btw.</quote>Is that the guy who played Ritchie in the IT reboot? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 09/08/23 10:00:55 PM #18:	It is written that one day the fated child would turn the tides on pitbulls. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:975948774] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>It is written that one day the fated child would turn the tides on pitbulls. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
flussence 09/08/23 10:15:17 PM #19:	AmericaTheBrave posted... What is your reaction? What do you do? everyone else here is too much of a slob to reproduce. first thing i would do is clean the fucking floor --- Editor's note: The sound of children screaming has been removed. <cite>flussence posted [p:975948970] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>AmericaTheBrave posted...</cite><quote>What is your reaction? What do you do?</quote>everyone else here is too much of a slob to reproduce. first thing i would do is clean the fucking floor </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StealThisSheen 09/08/23 10:23:03 PM #20:	How do you even come up with a topic like this? This is some bizarre shit. --- Seplito Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996 Step FOUR! Get Paid! <cite>StealThisSheen posted [p:975949091] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>How do you even come up with a topic like this? This is some bizarre shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceMos 09/08/23 10:28:34 PM #21:	the fuck is wrong with you --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.does her janpuu dance <cite>AceMos posted [p:975949180] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>the fuck is wrong with you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drunk_Cobra 09/08/23 10:40:22 PM #22:	Recruit her to help me fight the demons that have ravaged the land --- I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88 <cite>Drunk_Cobra posted [p:975949334] in Scenario: ... [t:80560043]...</cite> <quote>Recruit her to help me fight the demons that have ravaged the land </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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