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UnfairRepresent
10/02/23 2:36:23 PM
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A 30-year-old woman has been arrested after allegedly battering her daughter with a frozen chicken.

Hailing from St. Petersburg, Florida, Mary Marquardt is facing a domestic battery charge for allegedly striking her daughter, whose age has not been released by authorities, with the chilled poultry item.

According to an arrest affidavit, the victim reported that the accused threw a frozen chicken at her, hitting her on the right leg. Marquardt's sister also witnessed the incident and confirmed that the defendant had thrown the bird, resulting in the victim being struck by the chilled chicken.

It is unclear whether the victim was hit with a whole chicken or just a part of it.

The motive behind this unusual attack remains undisclosed in the affidavit. As a result of the incident, Marquardt was arrested and charged with a misdemeanor count of domestic battery.

She was able to post a $150 cash bond and was released from the county jail after spending approximately 20 hours in custody.

Marquardt, who has pleaded not guilty, has been ordered by a judge to have no contact with her daughter.

This is not the first time Marquardt has faced legal trouble. In 2018, she was arrested for headbutting her husband during an altercation that left him with a "busted bloody bottom lip." However, her husband requested that she not be prosecuted, leading to the battery charge being dropped by the state attorney.

Marquardt is not the first person in Florida to use raw chicken in a crime.

In November 2022, an unnamed traveler tried to bring his gun on a plane by stuffing it into a raw chicken wrapped in plastic. The official TSA Instagram account posted a series of images showcasing the inspection of an uncooked bird within an airport security screening area, along with the firearm once it had been safely extracted and unboxed. The accompanying caption said: "We hate to beak it to you here, but stuffing a firearm in your holiday bird for travel is just a baste of time. This idea wasnt even half-baked; it was raw, greasy, and obviously unsupervised."

Full Article: https://www.the-express.com/news/us-news/113152/Florida-mom-attacks-daughter-frozen-chicken

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Something disturbing about this not being the only time Frozen Chicken was used as a weapon

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Starks
10/02/23 2:38:50 PM
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Ain't no thing like a chicken wing

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ShineboxPhil
10/02/23 2:42:50 PM
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Hailing from St. Petersburg, Florida

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bfslick50
10/02/23 2:45:25 PM
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Marquardt is not the first person in Florida to use raw chicken in a crime.

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LeoRavus
10/02/23 2:49:50 PM
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If this was a chuck roast or any other cut of meat it wouldn't be a story

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Cemith
10/02/23 2:52:12 PM
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Where is it... where is it???

UnfairRepresent posted...
St. Petersburg, Florida

Ah, there it is. Never disappoints.

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mercurydude
10/02/23 3:14:58 PM
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Expected Florida Woman, got Florida Woman.

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NeonTentacles
10/02/23 3:15:29 PM
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Strider102
10/02/23 3:17:30 PM
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Inmate: "What you in for?"

Florida Woman: "I threw a frozen chicken at my daughter. How about you?"

Inmate: "I killed someone for hurting their kids."

FW: "Oh..."

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ZannoL
10/02/23 3:20:01 PM
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People who hit their kids are pure trash.
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psideresider
10/02/23 3:20:56 PM
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If only she had battered the chicken. Then they could have just had a meal.

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UnfairRepresent
10/02/23 8:27:38 PM
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I mean it's a mugshot.

It's rare to not look rough in those

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A_Good_Boy
10/02/23 8:31:54 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Inmate: "What you in for?"

Florida Woman: "I threw a frozen chicken at my daughter. How about you?"

Inmate: "I killed someone for hurting their kids."

FW: "Oh..."
What's up with this strange fiction popping up all over the place that prisoners are Avengers of minors and the downtrodden? It's really weird.

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UnfairRepresent
10/02/23 8:34:31 PM
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^ There's a long history of prisoners abusing and murdering pedophiles.

They're considered fair game.

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Dark_Arbron
10/02/23 8:35:33 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
What's up with this strange fiction popping up all over the place that prisoners are Avengers of minors and the downtrodden? It's really weird.

Child sex offenders are kept in separate wings of prisons for that very reason.

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A_Good_Boy
10/02/23 8:37:50 PM
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I must have missed it in the article, but where does it say this woman sexually assaulted, raped, or trafficked her daughter with the frozen chicken? Cause your responses seem to reflect something that never happened in defense of that weird prisoner revenge post.

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Antbregante
10/02/23 9:03:22 PM
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That's fowl.
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mybbqrules
10/02/23 9:03:26 PM
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psideresider posted...
If only she had battered the chicken. Then they could have just had a meal.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc&pp=ygUXZmFtaWx5IGd1

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bigtiggie23
10/02/23 9:28:01 PM
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She headbutted her husband busting his lip open. Or as she called it the St. Petersburg kiss.

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DarthDemented
10/02/23 9:56:35 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/5/AAZiH8AAE5It.jpg

After that picture was taken she started screaming unintelligibly and wrecking anything she could get her hands on. Took 10 elephant tranquilizers to get her down. All their tazers were of no use.

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DerWillZurMacht
10/03/23 3:04:46 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/5/AAZiH8AAE5It.jpg

Jesus. That's not a forehead, it's a goddamn fivehead!
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UnfairRepresent
10/03/23 3:56:39 AM
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Antbregante posted...
That's fowl.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc&pp=ygUXZmFtaWx5IGd1

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