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UnfairRepresent 10/09/23 9:10:10 AM #1: |
"He's got a consultant somewhere this is the worst consultant in politics that thinks he looks good in a bathing suit, right? He spends so much time at the beach. I mean, how do you do that?" Trump said at a rally in Waterloo, Iowa, on Saturday. "And, you know, I have a much better body than him. But I'm not really sure that I want to expose it, with the sun blaring down and the sand, the surf, the wind you know. I mean, you know, it's not a pretty sight." The former president also discussed how he would fare against his political rival in a physical fight. Trump brought up comments by Biden in 2018 about how if they were in high school, he would take Trump "behind the gym and beat the hell out of him." "I think I could go like this," Trump said before blowing air out of his mouth, "and he'd go down." Trump then claimed that he was better at golf than Biden. The former president has often mocked Biden's physical fitness and has previously talked about wanting to fight him. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CyKuU6vTC3Y For the record I follow politics and have yet to see Joe Biden's body... And he used to be a lifeguard. He's a good swimmer. Not sure what websites Donald Trump has been visiting --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SimulationSwarm 10/09/23 9:12:57 AM #2: |
This is insanity. Its a clown show. This is what has happened to American politics
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Torgo 10/09/23 9:18:52 AM #3: |
Also: He's flat out, objectively wrong.
Joe Biden is in really good shape for his age. He bicycles and is fit. Calling this out can't really help him, because even though his cult believe everything he says uncritically, they will still see Joe Biden in better shape - even if they are trying to convince themselves otherwise. It only draws criticism back on Trump. --- Moderated for telling people not to commit illegal acts of assault and murder.09/2/23 Also moderated for not responding to obvious bait. - 10/03/23 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cousinvini 10/09/23 9:26:49 AM #4: |
"And, you know, I have a much better body than him. But I'm not really sure that I want to expose it, with the sun blaring down and the sand, the surf, the wind you know. I mean, you know, it's not a pretty sight." Yeah, no one wants to see a FAT FUCK with massive MANBOOBS shirtless on the beach. --- Come out and live with a community in a beautiful place out in the country ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heineken14 10/09/23 9:26:58 AM #5: |
I feel like this is from a satire site, which is why it wasn't given.
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UnfairRepresent 10/09/23 9:30:29 AM #6: |
Heineken14 posted...
I feel like this is from a satire site, which is why it wasn't given.FAKE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uhuh --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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David1988 10/09/23 9:30:33 AM #7: |
Heineken14 posted...
I feel like this is from a satire site, which is why it wasn't given. --- "The age of men is over, the time of women have come" - God ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Giacomo_Hawkins 10/09/23 9:30:38 AM #8: |
Donald Trump is well advised not to be showing off his body on the beach. A rare point of agreement between him and myself.
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Srk700 10/09/23 9:32:18 AM #9: |
Biden wouldn't even have to throw a punch to win a fight against Donald. All he has to do is stay put of Donald's reach and Donald would gas himself out trying to land a punch (and he probably shouldn't even think about trying a kick, as I'm sure Don would fall over if he tried). ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fable 10/09/23 9:33:30 AM #10: |
I think Trump would have a heart attack if he even thought about riding a bike.
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masterpug53 10/09/23 9:37:16 AM #11: |
I'm now imaging an enraged fatass Trump tottering towards Biden, tiny fists flailing, and Biden casually stepping to the side to let Trump run facefirst into a brick wall Looney Tunes-style.
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Karovorak 10/09/23 9:39:09 AM #13: |
How tf can I still be surprised but the amount of bs Trump is saying.
It's insane. Everytime I think "okay, this is the most stupid thing someone could say in this situation" he goes on and proves me wrong within days for years now. --- Planning is the process of replacing chance with error. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShaneMcComez 10/09/23 9:39:36 AM #14: |
Remember that time when he was president, Trump showed to an event wearing a t-shirt? He looked absolutely terrible without that suit covering up his ugly ass body he has.
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Payzmaykr 10/09/23 9:43:03 AM #15: |
Hes probably been looking at AI generated photos. One another note, I really do think Trump has syphilis. Crazy stuff ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/09/23 9:43:14 AM #16: |
GranolaPanic posted...
Whats the source of this? It sounds like an Onion parody. It was a televised speech https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CyKuU6vTC3Y Trumpers are the worst man. Torgo posted... Disagree and we've seen signs of it in this topic 1st they deny he said it Then they will say it was sarcasitc and or taken out of context Then they will say it was actually true regardless of how blatantly false it is objectively This is how it's been for a decade now. Reality doesn't matter. Trumpers just proclaim whatever Trump said is valid and reality itself is wrong IT's a cult --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Avirosb 10/09/23 9:44:37 AM #17: |
Wrestling didn't use to be so political
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Karovorak 10/09/23 9:48:59 AM #18: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Trumpers are the worst man. They just play their game according to the the narcissist's prayer: That didn't happen. --- Planning is the process of replacing chance with error. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/09/23 9:53:19 AM #20: |
GranolaPanic posted...
Why didnt you post the video in your first post? You copy and pasted what happened, but it didnt have a link. And it did sound like something the Onion would write. "I hate Trump but I'm going to claim things that make him look bad are fake and then attack you if you prove otherwise." Uhuh, sure. If you had any doubts that this was fake (You didn't) why didn't you just google it? Stop trying to derail the topic from Trump being an idiot. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Avirosb 10/09/23 9:55:06 AM #21: |
Imagine thinking Trump needs help looking bad.
Like, this isn't even his final form. --- Really attractive in 144p ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Torgo 10/09/23 9:55:48 AM #22: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Disagree and we've seen signs of it in this topic I hate it, but you are right. They may continue to lie to themselves and to us, and while their eyes and their brain know what they saw - it no longer matters. --- Moderated for telling people not to commit illegal acts of assault and murder.09/2/23 Also moderated for not responding to obvious bait. - 10/03/23 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/09/23 9:59:34 AM #24: |
Torgo posted...
I hate it, but you are right.Yup Literally that matter is that Trump "wins" and everyone else "loses" It's like a sports team. If you're a Miami Dolphins fan you don't give a shit whether or not that was actually a touchdown. You just want it to be recorded as a touchdown. Even if it's absurd and blatantly not. You cheer wildly when the ref gives it Except this isn't a game. It's massively important political decisions that affect a billion people --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AloneIBreak 10/09/23 10:01:14 AM #25: |
I cant stand Donald Trump but damned if he isnt entertaining. Not sure if its on purpose or not but talking about Joe Biden in a bathing suit? What? lol
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Heineken14 10/09/23 10:15:03 AM #26: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Trumpers are the worst man. Nobody in this topic is a Donnie cultist, you fucking walnut. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heineken14 10/09/23 10:16:05 AM #27: |
AloneIBreak posted...
I cant stand Donald Trump but damned if he isnt entertaining. He really isn't. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Avirosb 10/09/23 10:18:59 AM #28: |
Heineken14 posted...
He really isn't.Damned. --- Really attractive in 144p ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 10/09/23 10:19:59 AM #29: |
Reporter: "Trump, what are your thoughts on the Israel/Palestine crisis?"
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Returning_CEmen 10/09/23 10:22:10 AM #30: |
Basically Trump is too lazy to write an actual speech so he wings it and insults his political rivals.
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Heineken14 10/09/23 10:32:05 AM #31: |
Returning_CEmen posted...
Basically Trump is too lazy to write an actual speech so he wings it and insults his political rivals. Shit, he's even too lazy to follow along with speeches when they are given to him. It's why he got in trouble with the Charlottesville shit, because he was given a speech to say white supremacists are bad but he didn't like it so started shooting off the cuff about how there are some good people on that side. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TodorokiHayato 10/09/23 10:35:17 AM #32: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Former President Donald Trump said he has a "much better body" than President Joe Biden and claimed he could take him in a fight.English classes will use Trump as an example of ad hominems and other fallacies for decades to come! "Kids if you don't want to sound like this guy here, avoid using these fallacies." --- Nobody knows you're a dog on the internet ruff. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthWendy 10/09/23 11:41:42 AM #34: |
To answer the poll,
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Smackems 10/09/23 11:42:24 AM #35: |
Idk if Biden could take on corn pop he could probably take trump
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mercurydude 10/09/23 11:45:51 AM #36: |
Trump has the body of a character from a comic book movie... it's just that he thinks it's Thor when it's really Danny Devito's Penguin. He should keep his mouth shut if he doesn't want people pointing this out.
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Bass 10/09/23 11:49:03 AM #37: |
This is what American politics have been reduced to. Also, this is a real picture of their last fight.
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Avirosb 10/09/23 11:55:54 AM #38: |
mercurydude posted...
Trump has the body of a character from a comic book movie... it's just that he thinks it's Thor when it's really Danny Devito's Penguin. He should keep his mouth shut if he doesn't want people pointing this out.The Penguin could probably run a tighter ship than Trump. --- Really attractive in 144p ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kami_no_Kami 10/09/23 12:23:01 PM #39: |
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UnfairRepresent 10/09/23 12:39:32 PM #41: |
Avirosb posted...
The Penguin could probably run a tighter ship than Trump.I mean when Penguin revealed he was full of shit, Gotham opposed him When Trump said it, everyone supported him more and attacked the media --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tanthalas 10/09/23 12:49:01 PM #43: |
I mean, if Trump fell on top of Biden he could probably take him.
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itachi15243 10/09/23 12:50:47 PM #44: |
Between the indictments and elections, Trump has gotten to the point where he can't even repeat a speech he had written for him already.
Instead of talking about the issues, just a rant about how he could totally beat up Biden (wouldn't count sitting on someone as beating them up, because that's the only way Trump is winning) This might actually legitimately be more funny than any Satire could come up with at this point. I really hope that at some point Trump actually starts with, "Well my dad could beat up Bidens dad..." At this point I wouldn't even be surprised. It's sad, you don't wanna laugh because you know it's real, but it's that funny to actually hear. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heineken14 10/09/23 12:58:17 PM #45: |
GranolaPanic posted...
No one in this topic agrees with or believes anything Trump said. Eh, now that DarthWendy has posted in it I'm not so sure. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Giacomo_Hawkins 10/09/23 1:06:25 PM #46: |
Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
Donald Trump is well advised not to be showing off his body on the beach. A rare point of agreement between him and myself. GranolaPanic posted... No one in this topic agrees with or believes anything Trump said. I'm not sure whether you have me on ignore or are just unable to read where I explicitly stated that I agree with one thing that Trump has said. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoxObscuras 10/09/23 1:10:03 PM #48: |
The only presidential candidate that says things so ridiculous, it can be mistaken for satire... Please keep this nutjob out of office
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DirkDiggles 10/09/23 1:14:42 PM #49: |
Is this the 6'2" 215lb DJ Trump or the 5'10" 285lb L.A. Trump?
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UnfairRepresent 10/10/23 10:51:11 AM #50: |
NoxObscuras posted...
The only presidential candidate that says things so ridiculous, it can be mistaken for satire... Mike Pence literally just said he was elected he would repeal the Green New Deal. The entire GOP says things so ridiculous they can be mistaken for satire. It's a clown show --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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