Poll of the Day > You've just been offered a job at the Department of Applied Theology

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Lokarin
10/14/23 9:49:23 PM
#1:


Will you accept?

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shadowsword87
10/14/23 9:56:33 PM
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I'd consider it. Does it involve moving, what's the pay, what's the actual work, and so on.
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Lokarin
10/14/23 10:06:37 PM
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It's a Shin Megami Tensei Half-Life crossover

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KJ_StErOiDs
10/14/23 10:12:49 PM
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Probably not, but:

shadowsword87 posted...
I'd consider it. Does it involve moving, what's the pay, what's the actual work, and so on.


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Lokarin
10/14/23 10:21:05 PM
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KJ_StErOiDs posted...
Probably not, but:

You might need to move, the pay would be post-doctorate so somewhere between $88k and $112k in late 1990's money. Work would involve lots of crawling through ducts and pushing load carts into quantum resonators.

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shadowsword87
10/14/23 10:23:51 PM
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Hm, a bit low for a post-doctorate, but hey more than I'm making now. So sure, I'll just get some of those knee pads.
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EclairReturns
10/14/23 11:59:14 PM
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Lokarin posted...
crawling through ducts and pushing load carts into quantum resonators


What does that have to do with religion?

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Johnny_Eagle
10/15/23 12:06:57 AM
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No, largely because I'm very under qualified for such a thing

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Lokarin
10/15/23 12:23:42 AM
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EclairReturns posted...
What does that have to do with religion?

The application part; Deities sometimes need higher air quality.

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BlackScythe0
10/15/23 12:42:09 AM
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I'm not interested in being a priest.
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Lokarin
10/15/23 12:42:43 AM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
I'm not interested in being a priest.

nah, priests are like janitors here

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slacker03150
10/15/23 9:21:25 AM
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Lokarin posted...
You might need to move, the pay would be post-doctorate so somewhere between $88k and $112k in late 1990's money. Work would involve lots of crawling through ducts and pushing load carts into quantum resonators.
Tempting. Hours? Vacation time?

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