Poll of the Day > I have a corporate credit card

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CFO Jen0125

I'm a bitch
I'm a boss

Buy me a playstation?

What are you going to buy RC with it?

I can't buy ANYTHING personal. They are zero fun.

Whenever you go out to eat, bitch about work and then pay for it.

shadowsword87 posted...

Whenever you go out to eat, bitch about work and then pay for it.

Lmaooo

My dad's and former boss has done that a few times. Not a lot, but it happens.

Jen0125 posted...

I can't buy ANYTHING personal. They are zero fun.

Get chummy with Accounts Payable

The serf has willingly affixed themself with a collar and leash, courtesy of the bourgeoisie

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I need it to buy these training classes for work. They're several hundred dollars a piece so I guess they don't want to have me pay and wait to be reimbursed

Make it rain on dem hoez

I've got one to with a $9,995.00 single transaction limit, and I think $50,000 monthly. They won't let me buy anything for personal use either :(

hockey7318 posted...

I've got one to with a $9,995.00 single transaction limit, and I think $50,000 monthly. They won't let me buy anything for personal use either :(

Mine is only a $5k limit probably because I'm a peon and don't have travel as a function of my job

Seems hateful imo

I wish mine was for travel or anything even remotely fun. Mine is mostly for buying parts for construction/landscaping equipment. The limit used to be $2,500 which made it a pain in the ass with breaking up some orders or waiting a couple weeks going through a purchase order.

Oh yeah I can see that lol. "Can you please split the bill for this combine thx"

One of my favorite line items on an invoice for me is 300 lb vibrator. I kind of wished I got an email from someone above me asking a question about those.

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They made me pay for my recent licensing and fingerprinting up front to get my AZ home state license. That was only around $200 total and it really annoyed me to have to shell out of pocket and wait for reimbursement on my next paycheck. I don't like spending personal money for things my company should pay for.

hockey7318 posted...

One of my favorite line items on an invoice for me is 300 lb vibrator. I kind of wished I got an email from someone above me asking a question about those.

lmao your mom must have loved her christmas gift

zing

She loved it. Dad wasn't as appreciative of the mop I bought him for cleanup.

he needs to pitch in and do his role as mop boy and like it imo

hockey7318 posted...

One of my favorite line items on an invoice for me is 300 lb vibrator. I kind of wished I got an email from someone above me asking a question about those.

...300 lb? I know there are some large ones out there, but that seems excessive.

Jen0125 posted...

lmao your mom must have loved her christmas gift

lmao fucking torchedddddd

Far-Queue posted...

lmao fucking torchedddddd

senpai noticed me

adjl posted...

...300 lb? I know there are some large ones out there, but that seems excessive.

I think 300 lbs is more the force exerted by it. The actual unit is about 50-70 pounds or something. It's used to vibrate a salter and keep the salt from clumping so it flows at a consistent rate. If someone used that on a sybian I've got a feeling it might do a bit of damage...

hockey7318 posted...

I think 300 lbs is more the force exerted by it. The actual unit is about 50-70 pounds or something. It's used to vibrate a salter and keep the salt from clumping so it flows at a consistent rate. If someone used that on a sybian I've got a feeling it might do a bit of damage...

That makes sense.

I guess we'll have to ask my mom if it did any damage though.

Jen0125 posted...

I'm a bitch
I'm a boss

That would imply you have free-reign on spending discretion of such card, which you do not.

i didn't make any implications you're just making assumptions

I used to have a company credit card. No clue what the limit was, but it was probably fairly high - I used it to pay our bills to insurance companies. Tens of thousands of dollars per transaction, a couple a month. Id use it to buy the company catered lunch or holiday party jazz too, on occasion.

I dont work with that kind of money anymore. But at my current job I have a credit card to buy small items (less than a hundred dollars) for my office. like if need more notebooks, or menstrual products, clothes, or buy a quick pizza lunch for a group of kids. I used it this week to buy supplies to decorate my office for Day of the Dead. I always have to show this paper to get everything tax-free, too, since itsa purchase for a nonprofit org.

m not technically allowed to buy things for myself. But if I buy some pizza or some candy, you KNOW Im gonna eat some. I once bought a ton of deodorant and snagged a stick.
please dont tell my boss.

does it have your name on it? or someone else's name but you take care of it?

Sahuagin posted...

does it have your name on it? or someone else's name but you take care of it?

It's got my name on it but it's under a corporate umbrella account so my bill doesn't go to me, it goes to my company.

cool

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