Poll of the Day > the farts have been rank as hell these last few days

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DirtBasedSoap
10/23/23 8:54:19 PM
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its actually impressive. my body is a machine.

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Ogurisama
10/23/23 8:56:50 PM
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If your diet hasnt changed, more rank farts could be a sign of a medical issue. Or everything could be fine.

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DirtBasedSoap
10/23/23 8:58:16 PM
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Ive been drinking a shit ton of beer

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josh
10/23/23 9:23:23 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
Ive been drinking a shit ton of beer

post grog bog - pgb

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SilentSeph
10/23/23 9:28:40 PM
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Why hasn't technology evolved to the point where we can send smells to people online?

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jsb0714
10/23/23 10:35:02 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
Ive been drinking a shit ton of beer

Or a ton of shit beer?
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Zareth
10/23/23 11:24:32 PM
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SilentSeph posted...
Why hasn't technology evolved to the point where we can send smells to people online?
The Jelly Belly factory has a machine that can turn any smell into a jellybean flavor

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SoreChasm
10/24/23 1:51:50 AM
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Zareth posted...
The Jelly Belly factory has a machine that can turn any smell into a jellybean flavor
That is actual terrorism.

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ConfusedTorchic
10/24/23 2:05:31 AM
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it's tasty terrorism

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hockey7318
10/24/23 6:59:42 AM
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Most of my farts haven't smelled for the past decade. It's very disappointing.
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MeatiestMeatus
10/24/23 7:10:20 AM
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Gonna need to get some independent fact-checking in here @hockeyswife

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rexcrk
10/24/23 8:59:05 AM
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Theres nothing more disappointing than letting out a big fart that doesnt reek.

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argonautweakend
10/24/23 1:37:42 PM
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I've had phantom poops today. I have backup but yet no poop.

It'll probably come at once and I'll be free of the slog - for now
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hockey7318
10/24/23 2:03:09 PM
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MeatiestMeatus posted...
Gonna need to get some independent fact-checking in here @hockeyswife
She'd verify, but she doesn't know about this cesspool and I'm not asking her to come here to let you know. Her farts however, are like old rotting broccol.
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MeatiestMeatus
10/24/23 2:16:24 PM
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hockey7318 posted...
Her farts however, are like old rotting broccol.
omg is she single

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Metalsonic66
10/24/23 2:21:26 PM
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Loud or silent?

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hockey7318
10/24/23 2:28:18 PM
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Normally silent. Our ten year olds are loud enough to rival me.
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BucketCat
10/24/23 2:35:44 PM
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but beer poops give a really unique sense of accomplishment once they're over with.

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wwinterj25
10/24/23 4:06:54 PM
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Ain't that the truth....

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shadowsword87
10/24/23 4:29:57 PM
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You could be pregnant.
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ConfusedTorchic
10/25/23 12:17:21 AM
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i'm the daddy

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Sufferedphoneix
10/25/23 11:07:28 PM
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Weird drunk thought I've had before. Scientifically what makes a fart hit or not. And I've noticed hot facts almost always reek.

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DirtBasedSoap
10/25/23 11:10:47 PM
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yep, if theyre hot they almost always smell

fun fact: i let a nasty hot one rip as i typed this in bed

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Sufferedphoneix
10/25/23 11:38:12 PM
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I use to robo trip and those facts where nuclear

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