Poll of the Day > bruh i need a sugar daddy

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DirtBasedSoap
10/25/23 3:15:51 PM
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studio apartment for $2600 a month? fuck this dumbass place

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Dikitain
10/25/23 3:18:11 PM
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sugardaddy.com

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Shrek
10/25/23 6:23:21 PM
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the best i can offer is a friendly dog like orange cat

but it's mine so you can't have it


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Ogurisama
10/25/23 6:28:29 PM
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I never trusted these, but I have had people offer to become my sugar mama on random chat apps. Never took it though

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SoreChasm
10/25/23 6:42:32 PM
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I need me a salt mommy.
Or maybe a cumin uncle.

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DirtBasedSoap
10/25/23 7:28:26 PM
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Shrek posted...
the best i can offer is a friendly dog like orange cat

but it's mine so you can't have it
can i move in with you? our shepherds will be best friends and we can play a bunch of horizon

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Idiot_Savant
10/25/23 7:37:50 PM
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SoreChasm posted...
I need me a salt mommy.
Or maybe a cumin uncle.
Trust me, a cumin uncle ain't all it's cracked up to be

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More the former than the latter tbh
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HelIWithoutSin
10/25/23 7:43:36 PM
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Idiot_Savant posted...
Trust me, a cumin uncle ain't all it's cracked up to be

Things tend to get sloppy if you gotta cumin uncle.

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Molitheus
10/25/23 10:56:51 PM
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If you want a sugar daddy just find a diabetic.

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DirtBasedSoap
10/25/23 11:05:24 PM
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Molitheus posted...
If you want a sugar daddy just find a diabetic.
thats a really good joke dawg
ill be sure to use that in my standup routine

NOT

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SoreChasm
10/26/23 3:21:01 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
thats a really good joke dawg
ill be sure to use that in my standup routine

NOT
Holy shit, you just sent that man to the fucking shadow realm

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