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UnfairRepresent
10/26/23 5:58:25 PM
#1:


After you die, you look up at Earth from the afterlife and discover that instead of the boring typical funeral, your friends decided to commemorate by having an orgy in your name.

They believe you would have enjoyed the fun and excitement of that more than a plodding somber ceremony that tends to be miserable.

How would you react?
What would you do?

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dj1200
10/26/23 5:59:00 PM
#2:


I wouldn't care.

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Irony
10/26/23 5:59:26 PM
#3:


I would be dead and therefore not care

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Guide
10/26/23 6:00:43 PM
#4:


Make my ashes into a dildo

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DanHaren4Ringz
10/26/23 6:02:09 PM
#5:


In some cultures, funerals are actually celebrations of the persons life, so there will be food, some small forms of entertainment, wear colorful clothing, etc. This idea that everyone had to wear black and cry and be depressed at funerals is a culture specific thing.
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KainWind
10/26/23 6:04:29 PM
#6:


dead

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LeoRavus
10/26/23 6:06:08 PM
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DanHaren4Ringz posted...
In some cultures, funerals are actually celebrations of the persons life, so there will be food, some small forms of entertainment, wear colorful clothing, etc. This idea that everyone had to wear black and cry and be depressed at funerals is a culture specific thing.

Yeah, they party in Africa. Got sound systems blasting and everything.

No funeral for me. No one wants to attend an American funeral.

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ZaruenKosai
10/26/23 6:06:38 PM
#9:


You think about some very strange things on your free time.

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Jiek_Fafn
10/26/23 6:07:16 PM
#10:


Very important question: is my funeral open or closed casket?

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Forty_Niners
10/26/23 6:08:31 PM
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Feels like it'd be an honor to give people reason to orgasm so many times.

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UnfairRepresent
10/26/23 6:14:05 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Very important question: is my funeral open or closed casket?
Probably cremation

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Verdekal
10/26/23 6:22:40 PM
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Does it involve my body?

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The_Korey
10/26/23 6:23:55 PM
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Posess the healthiest young stud and be the life of the party.

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ArkhamOrigins
10/26/23 6:25:12 PM
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It's expected

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Lil_Bit83
10/26/23 6:32:12 PM
#17:


I'd be very confused because 1) I'm not nor have I ever been drop-dead gorgeous. 2) I've never worked in the model or porn industry.

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Jiek_Fafn
10/26/23 6:33:21 PM
#18:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Probably cremation
Oh, no ty then. I don't want my ashes combining with everyone's juices and forming some sort of weird cum mud

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MTRodaba2468
10/26/23 8:59:29 PM
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I'd be dead, so I wouldn't have an opinion...

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NightRender
10/26/23 9:00:20 PM
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Zikten
10/26/23 9:22:07 PM
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I've seen Japanese porn like this
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bfslick50
10/26/23 9:46:36 PM
#23:


DanHaren4Ringz posted...
In some cultures, funerals are actually celebrations of the persons life, so there will be food, some small forms of entertainment, wear colorful clothing, etc. This idea that everyone had to wear black and cry and be depressed at funerals is a culture specific thing.

I once went to a Muslim funeral. They wore white instead of black and I was told by a Muslim friend before I went that someone hysterically crying would be inappropriate. Still, it was a coworker that lost 2 of her 3 kids in a car accident. I can't imagine any culture making that shit not sad af.

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DanHaren4Ringz
10/26/23 9:48:39 PM
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bfslick50 posted...
I once went to a Muslim funeral. They wore white instead of black and I was told by a Muslim friend before I went that someone hysterically crying would be inappropriate. Still, it was a coworker that lost 2 of her 3 kids in a car accident. I can't imagine any culture making that shit not sad af.

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geshkigal
10/26/23 11:22:10 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
you look up at Earth

If this is the case, then I guess I'm hedonistic enough to enjoy it.

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Unsuprised_Pika
10/26/23 11:23:39 PM
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*Unzips*

*Gets damned to hell*

I don't have enough friends for an orgy

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WilliamPorygon
10/27/23 12:14:10 AM
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As long as everyone's in fursuits I'm all for it

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Cemith
10/27/23 12:14:46 AM
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Irony posted...
I would be dead and therefore not care


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Unknown5uspect
10/27/23 12:30:59 AM
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I would be honored tbh

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UnfairRepresent
10/27/23 4:01:58 AM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...


wtf

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Dark_Arbron
10/27/23 4:09:16 AM
#31:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Probably cremation

More like cream-ation.

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UnfairRepresent
10/29/23 11:46:05 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdVTCDdEwI

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Villain_S_Fiend
10/29/23 11:50:20 AM
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I still remember great great grandma Stroop's funeral. Wild times.

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faizan_faizan
10/29/23 11:51:47 AM
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I would be dead. I would not be able to feel anything. It literally doesn't matter what anyone does after I'm dead, I would be incapable of knowing or feeling anything about it.

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Shotgunnova
10/29/23 12:04:39 PM
#35:


I wanted an Eyes Wide Shut party, but...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/3/AABhrNAAE_CV.jpg

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UnfairRepresent
10/30/23 5:34:28 PM
#36:


faizan_faizan posted...
I would be dead. I would not be able to feel anything. It literally doesn't matter what anyone does after I'm dead, I would be incapable of knowing or feeling anything about it.
Turns out there's an afterlife

As I said in the OP

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Villain_S_Fiend
10/30/23 6:19:18 PM
#37:


I'd be providing some hard evidence of the afterlife.

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Turbam
10/30/23 6:32:19 PM
#38:


That'd be based as hell

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