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UnfairRepresent
10/29/23 11:20:51 AM
#1:


You and your goon friends were stealing a shipment of diamonds at the docks for either The Scorpion or The Riddler respectively.

When despite hoodwinking the police your plans are foiled by Spider/Batman who proceed to burst into the room and beat the fuck out of you and your friends until you're all incapacitated and left for the police.

Spiderman is defo stronger but tends to be less aggressive. That said he has a tendacy to throw enviromental objects at people.

He also has webs but Batman has his gadgets, so being tied up goes both ways.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/1/AAZiH8AAE_B_.jpg

What would you choose?

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Killmonger
10/29/23 11:22:02 AM
#2:


Spider-Man will probably just web me up. Batman would beat the fuck out of me and probably leave me paralyzed from the neck down.

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rexcrk
10/29/23 11:22:26 AM
#3:


Whats the significance of Nygma from Gotham in this scenario?

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UnfairRepresent
10/29/23 11:23:23 AM
#4:


rexcrk posted...
Whats the significance of Nygma from Gotham in this scenario?
I just thought he looked kewl

The actor killed it

Also you're working for The Riddler if you picked Batman

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The_Popo
10/29/23 11:24:49 AM
#5:


Spider-Man. I dont wanna be breathing through a tube for the rest of my life.

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Jiek_Fafn
10/29/23 11:25:07 AM
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Killmonger posted...
Spider-Man will probably just web me up. Batman would beat the fuck out of me and probably leave me paralyzed from the neck down.
This
Spidey is more about just preventing crimes and not hurting anyone. Batman is a crazy asshole looking to do anything except kill.

Spiderman will web you to the floor but leave you a pillow to lay on while you wait for the cops to take you to jail. Batman will break your legs and then hang you upside down by them.

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Ratchetrockon
10/29/23 11:25:27 AM
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Spiderman seems nicer so him

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KitKats
10/29/23 11:25:39 AM
#8:


Spider-Man

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Compsognathus
10/29/23 11:26:36 AM
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Batman tends to be a bit more brutal in his beatings because he can't afford to go easy. Spider-Man's abilities give him the luxury to go easier on people since he's in less danger from bullets, weapons and fist. His webs can also incapacitate without causing a ton of physical harm.

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Pikachuchupika
10/29/23 11:26:46 AM
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Definitely Spider-man. Batman will break your arms and legs.
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