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MICHALECOLE
11/05/23 11:52:49 AM
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Standard boxing match, twelve rounds. No funny business.

first fight: Ron Swanson defeated Hank Hill by unanimous decision, 45-22
second fight: Johnny Bravo defeats Zapp Brannigan by first round KO 48-6
third fight: Joey Tribbiani defeats Dwight Schrute by majority decision 27-16
fourth fight: Samus Aran defeats Beatrix Kiddo by second round KO 41-10

tale of the tape:
Bruce Wayne is six feet two inches tall, weighing in at 230 pounds
Jason Bourne is five foot ten inches weighing in at 190 pounds

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MICHALECOLE
11/05/23 12:01:32 PM
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Lokison posted...
Also, OP Unanimous means 100% unapposed- Hank got some votes so that's not a Unanimous decision
the votes are not the judges, the votes are the punches
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AldousIsDead
11/05/23 12:04:08 PM
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Bruce buries Jason here. Man can take hits from superhumans.

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MICHALECOLE
11/05/23 12:06:43 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Bruce buries Jason here. Man can take hits from superhumans.
Twelve rounds, he doesnt have to be knocked out to lose the fight. Bourne could take the decision
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lilORANG
11/05/23 12:11:50 PM
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Bruce wins easily.

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Ratchetrockon
11/05/23 12:55:29 PM
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Bruce wins since he supposed to be the perfect human at everything

So would be a undisputed heavyweight world champ ez

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K181
11/05/23 1:13:22 PM
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Canonically, Batman is basically a peak strength human being trained in who knows many types of martial arts.

Im thinking that he has a substantial edge here.

Also, a 40 pound difference in boxing is gargantuan.

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Ratchetrockon
11/05/23 1:45:52 PM
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K181 posted...
Canonically, Batman is basically a peak strength human being trained in who knows many types of martial arts.

ya and a peak human in the DC universe which is like a low-level superhuman in our universe.

Jason also does superhuman stuff too tbf but not to the extent as batman iirc. Batman can crack concrete with his punches somehow lol

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MICHALECOLE
11/05/23 7:39:02 PM
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Doesnt need to be bumped, this one is over, but Im not posting a new one for a bit so Im gonna bump it anyway
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KaZooo
11/05/23 8:15:53 PM
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Bruce had trained with Ra's Al Ghul, in some instances actually experienced the Lazarus pit, also trained with Kyodai Ken. This is before running down his resume of wins and absurd plot armor.

This is just too extreme of a comparison. I probably would've done John Wick or Jason Statham instead of Bruce.


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Guide
11/05/23 8:19:19 PM
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K181 posted...
Canonically, Batman is basically a peak strength human being trained in who knows many types of martial arts.

Im thinking that he has a substantial edge here.

Also, a 40 pound difference in boxing is gargantuan.

I have to respect Arin Hanson for how well he held up to someone such a massive weight and reach advantage over him.

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MICHALECOLE
11/05/23 8:20:06 PM
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KaZooo posted...
Bruce had trained with Ra's Al Ghul, in some instances actually experienced the Lazarus pit, also trained with Kyodai Ken. This is before running down his resume of wins and absurd plot armor.

This is just too extreme of a comparison. I probably would've done John Wick or Jason Statham instead of Bruce.
Yeah, I think I overestimated Bourne and underestimated Bruce

the next one is good though.
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