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UnfairRepresent
11/06/23 6:20:33 AM
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They're exetremely comfortably settled and fast asleep

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7aa906bd.jpg

But you got shit to do

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PMarth2002
11/06/23 6:24:29 AM
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Definitely. I'm not comfortable enough around dogs to let them sleep on me in the first place.


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Cheater87
11/06/23 6:25:24 AM
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*Calls out of work*

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Vampire_Chicken
11/06/23 6:29:05 AM
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My cat fell asleep on my head once while I was slumped on the couch. I decided it was safer to move her than to try to balance her on my head when I went to the bathroom.

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ROBANN_88
11/06/23 6:43:13 AM
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https://www.whompcomic.com/comics/2014-11-03-Just-Sit-Idly-Die.jpg

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UnfairRepresent
11/06/23 8:50:12 AM
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Vampire_Chicken posted...
My cat fell asleep on my head once while I was slumped on the couch. I decided it was safer to move her than to try to balance her on my head when I went to the bathroom.
I had a dog that used to love to climb on the back of the couch and try to sleep between my head and the wall.

It was awkward as fuck

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wackyteen
11/06/23 8:51:29 AM
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I'll move an animal if I need to.

They'll get over it.

If not, owell

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dummy420
11/06/23 8:52:07 AM
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I always feel bad when I have to move but they can stay put for hours and I got things to do.

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Vampire_Chicken
11/06/23 8:54:50 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I had a dog that used to love to climb on the back of the couch and try to sleep between my head and the wall.

It was awkward as fuck
Especially when that TV remote control is tantalizingly just inches out of reach unless you lean forward and trigger a dogalanche.

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ANort175
11/06/23 8:59:44 AM
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Vampire_Chicken posted...
Especially when that TV remote control is tantalizingly just inches out of reach unless you lean forward and trigger a dogalanche.
"Ah fuck it, guess we're watching Big Brother then..."

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voldothegr8
11/06/23 9:06:36 AM
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Cat law dictates you're stuck in place until the cat decides to move.

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chaos_knight
11/06/23 9:08:54 AM
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Pets won't hold grudges if you need to move them.

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pnut027
11/06/23 9:09:01 AM
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Id move them. I have shit to do.

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Vampire_Chicken
11/06/23 9:17:56 AM
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ANort175 posted...
"Ah fuck it, guess we're watching Big Brother then..."
And then things suddenly go from bad to worse when your foot accidentally knocks over the pee bottle that, until now, has saved you from having to move...

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MartavisBryant
11/06/23 9:19:25 AM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Cat law dictates you're stuck in place until the cat decides to move.


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NeonTentacles
11/06/23 9:33:02 AM
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I usually wait like 5 minutes >_> But that bitch/pussy needs to move eventually and I put them to the side and get up

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ai123
11/06/23 9:35:26 AM
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They don't mind being moved.

Takes a cat 5 seconds to fall asleep somewhere else. The are masters of the art of napping.

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Crimson_Corsair
11/06/23 9:36:48 AM
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I wake up every single morning to two cats between my legs. I just ask if they are hungry and they move themselves pretty quickly.

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neccis
11/06/23 9:50:03 AM
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dummy420 posted...
I always feel bad when I have to move but they can stay put for hours and I got things to do.
Not really, just stay put and quit making your pets life miserable.

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RetsuZaiZen
11/06/23 9:51:11 AM
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They fucking sleep all day and night.

Movr them, they'll be asleep soon enough

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neccis
11/06/23 9:52:58 AM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
They fucking sleep all day and night.

Movr them, they'll be asleep soon enough
Ok animal cruelty guy.

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dummy420
11/06/23 9:54:32 AM
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neccis posted...
Not really, just stay put and quit making your pets life miserable.
Misery loves company I guess.

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Master_Kazuya
11/06/23 9:55:24 AM
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Cats have conditional love so I'd be more hesitant to move it since it takes everything personal

A dog is unconditional so if I move it, it'll figure out a new position without taking it personally

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Lil_Bit83
11/06/23 11:58:49 AM
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I'll move the dog. He can go back to sleep after I get up.

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neccis
11/06/23 12:10:09 PM
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dummy420 posted...
Misery loves company I guess.
Lol

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UnfairRepresent
11/09/23 4:51:33 AM
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Master_Kazuya posted...
Cats have conditional love so I'd be more hesitant to move it since it takes everything personal

A dog is unconditional so if I move it, it'll figure out a new position without taking it personally
The human condition in one post

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