Current Events > Why aren't sporks more popular?

Topic List
Page List: 1
Touch
02/29/24 11:17:54 AM
#1:


Literally the ultimate utensil in terms of attack and defense

---
My expectations they are low
But you're the sun you make them grow
... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123
02/29/24 11:19:59 AM
#2:


Because people min-max.

---
"A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!"
My FC is in my profile.
... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain
02/29/24 11:20:20 AM
#3:


Because they suck as forks

---
How quaint.
... Copied to Clipboard!
ironman2009
02/29/24 11:20:28 AM
#4:


They aren't good at anything they try to do.

---
THRILLHO
... Copied to Clipboard!
CassandraCroft
02/29/24 11:22:02 AM
#5:


What you mean Mister Spork?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/47dadd7a.jpg

---
Hi
... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77
02/29/24 11:23:34 AM
#6:


I can't help but laugh when I hear "spork" now. My wife and I decided that is what it should be called when you spoon and, um..., at the same time. Especially funny because The Good Place always said "fork" in place of the f-word.

---
Currently playing: Star Wars Jedi: Survivor
... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher
02/29/24 11:32:50 AM
#7:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/76dc5ae2.jpg

---
R1R1R1R1R1R1
... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG
02/29/24 11:34:58 AM
#8:


PeNgU1Ns oF d00m ruined their image for everyone
... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53
02/29/24 11:35:26 AM
#9:


C_Pain posted...
Because they suck as forks


---
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch
02/29/24 11:41:12 AM
#10:


TMOG posted...
PeNgU1Ns oF d00m ruined their image for everyone
Who dat

C_Pain posted...
Because they suck as forks
Just make the fork prongs longer

---
My expectations they are low
But you're the sun you make them grow
... Copied to Clipboard!
TotallyNotAGirl
02/29/24 11:42:53 AM
#11:


TMOG posted...
PeNgU1Ns oF d00m ruined their image for everyone
FEAR THE SPORK

xD xD

So randum

---
You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet
... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote
02/29/24 11:43:32 AM
#12:


ironman2009 posted...
They aren't good at anything they try to do.


---
Go eat a pancake
... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG
02/29/24 11:45:38 AM
#13:


Touch posted...
Who dat
Katy
... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86
02/29/24 11:47:04 AM
#14:


Flat ended spoons are more functional too yet they're somewhat rare

---
I feel well put
... Copied to Clipboard!
#15
Post #15 was unavailable or deleted.
ellis123
02/29/24 12:17:36 PM
#16:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Sporks are the ultimate analogy for capitalism. That is the application.

---
"A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!"
My FC is in my profile.
... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueberryWaffle
02/29/24 12:19:42 PM
#17:


C_Pain posted...
Because they suck as forks

So true.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe
02/29/24 12:20:43 PM
#18:


Eating with a plastic fork/spork sucks

---
https://imgur.com/gallery/dXDmJHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75GL-BYZFfY
... Copied to Clipboard!
LoveLikeJazz
02/29/24 12:22:28 PM
#19:


R1masher posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/76dc5ae2.jpg
I fucking hate this lmao

---
PSN: LoveLikeJazz
https://soundcloud.com/pacuta
... Copied to Clipboard!
aarrgus
02/29/24 12:24:39 PM
#20:


The majority of sporks I have ever tried to seriously use to eat with break in the effort.

It's an inferior spoon and an inferior fork.

---
Last night I was lying in bed, staring at the stars, and I wondered... Where the **** is my roof?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch
02/29/24 1:49:04 PM
#21:


I will make the ultimate spork

---
My expectations they are low
But you're the sun you make them grow
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamen_Rider_Blade
02/29/24 2:03:16 PM
#22:


Touch posted...
I will make the ultimate spork
No need.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-nWtnGlk4w

Gerber ComplEAT Utensil set.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09D44MWGR/

Super Light Weight & compact

---
Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp 'Once Upon A Time in Mexico'
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1