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pres_madagascar
11/03/17 12:30:58 PM
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Both are first generation
Both drive Toyota's and rent a $1500 A month apartment in the suburbs
They have no children
Their parents hate each other
Both of them spend more on eating out per month than I do on my share of the monthly penis for my house.
Neither will tell me exactly how much they have in savings, but I have deduced it's at least 7 figures now.

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chill02
11/03/17 12:32:27 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Both of them spend more on eating out per month than I do on my share of the monthly penis for my house.



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Sportsaholic
11/03/17 12:32:48 PM
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chill02 posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Both of them spend more on eating out per month than I do on my share of the monthly penis for my house.



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SamuelHayden
11/03/17 12:33:25 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Both of them spend more on eating out per month than I do on my share of the monthly penis for my house.


you get penii delivered to your house every month? Why?
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Blue_Inigo
11/03/17 12:34:59 PM
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Indian eh?

They say Indian men are the new bulls
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Rexdragon125
11/03/17 12:36:00 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Both of them spend more on eating out per month than I do on my share of the monthly penis for my house.

wat
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ReignFury
11/03/17 12:36:54 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Both are first generation
Both drive Toyota's and rent a $1500 A month apartment in the suburbs
They have no children
Their parents hate each other
Both of them spend more on eating out per month than I do on my share of the monthly penis for my house.
Neither will tell me exactly how much they have in savings, but I have deduced it's at least 7 figures now.

That's the way to do it


Well done to them. I also fought and clawed my way out of a shitty start in life, and a bad run about 5 years ago. I waste way too much money though.

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pres_madagascar
11/03/17 12:40:55 PM
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Callixtus
11/03/17 12:41:32 PM
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Monthly penis
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Damn_Underscore
11/03/17 12:42:03 PM
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wtf lmao
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ReignFury
11/03/17 12:44:33 PM
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How do I know if Im paying my share of the monthly penis?
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ShotgunSilencer
11/03/17 12:44:43 PM
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Your topic is ruined. Its all about that monthly penis now
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NES4EVER
11/03/17 12:45:59 PM
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Sounds like you're getting a pretty good deal on monthly penis.
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Damn_Underscore
11/03/17 12:46:17 PM
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which one is the dude?
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E32005
11/03/17 12:46:19 PM
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Sportsaholic posted...
chill02 posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Both of them spend more on eating out per month than I do on my share of the monthly penis for my house.



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Alkaloid
11/03/17 12:46:38 PM
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Man, your auto correct is fucked if it suggests penis over rent, lmao
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E32005
11/03/17 12:46:47 PM
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ReignFury
11/03/17 12:49:26 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
which one is the dude?


The one with the rent.
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ReignFury
11/03/17 2:50:50 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
which one is the dude?


The one with the rent
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/03/17 3:02:55 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Indian eh?

They say Indian men are the new bulls

Indeed. The other day a close friend told me that the new bulls are Indian men
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Freddie_Mercury
11/03/17 3:10:14 PM
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TC just reminded me to change my penis filter
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pres_madagascar
11/03/17 8:08:30 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
which one is the dude?

Indian
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pres_madagascar
11/03/17 8:11:02 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
How much does a monthly penis cost?

$400
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