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pres_madagascar
11/10/17 3:31:28 AM
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St0rmFury
11/10/17 3:31:52 AM
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ClockworkHare
11/10/17 3:45:20 AM
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Pepys Monster
11/10/17 3:47:34 AM
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The worst is when you poop and piss water splashes into your ass.
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Bloodmoon77
11/10/17 3:48:06 AM
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Bonus points when you wipe and it comes out perfectly clean too
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pres_madagascar
11/10/17 3:57:00 AM
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Bloodmoon77 posted...
Bonus points when you wipe and it comes out perfectly clean too

That shit trips me up. I look at the mountain of shit I left in the toilet, and how it wipes clean, and just go..

What?
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Bloodmoon77
11/10/17 4:01:08 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Bloodmoon77 posted...
Bonus points when you wipe and it comes out perfectly clean too

That shit trips me up. I look at the mountain of shit I left in the toilet, and how it wipes clean, and just go..

What?

Dude right! It honestly just baffles my mind. It feels like im forcing god through my ass and I expect there to be something but..theres...nothing... I always feel like its a trap.
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apolloooo
11/10/17 4:07:04 AM
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I know that,feeling
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St0rmFury
11/10/17 4:08:59 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
The worst is when you poop and piss water splashes into your ass.

That's why I almost always shower after I poop.
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Cookie Bag
11/10/17 4:11:52 AM
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Bloodmoon77 posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Bloodmoon77 posted...
Bonus points when you wipe and it comes out perfectly clean too

That shit trips me up. I look at the mountain of shit I left in the toilet, and how it wipes clean, and just go..

What?

Dude right! It honestly just baffles my mind. It feels like im forcing god through my ass and I expect there to be something but..theres...nothing... I always feel like its a trap.

Too fucking real.
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Back_Stabbath
11/10/17 4:23:36 AM
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I've got major stomach issues so my shits have been mostly runny for the past two years. But last week when I was on the crapper I had one of these. My sphincter, which had forgotten what a solid shit felt like, was being fucking tortured. But when that stool finally came loose I felt overwhelming pride. Like a mother who had just given birth. seriously it was glorious. I would've taken pictures of the occasion, if I had a camera. Most satisfying poop of all time.
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KookyDetective
11/10/17 4:24:30 AM
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oh fuck yeah
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pres_madagascar
11/10/17 4:33:44 AM
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Bloodmoon77 posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Bloodmoon77 posted...
Bonus points when you wipe and it comes out perfectly clean too

That shit trips me up. I look at the mountain of shit I left in the toilet, and how it wipes clean, and just go..

What?

Dude right! It honestly just baffles my mind. It feels like im forcing god through my ass and I expect there to be something but..theres...nothing... I always feel like its a trap.

Lmao. The ones where you almost feel like you're going super saiyan to push it out?
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berlyman101
11/10/17 4:38:07 AM
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You've never had one where you lost control of your bladder while shitting a dense sphere the size of a small melon after a solid month YES A MONTH YOU READ THAT RIGHT of holding it because you were too ashamed of clogging the toilet at your dad and step-mom's house.
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Bloodmoon77
11/10/17 4:55:18 AM
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berlyman101 posted...
You've never had one where you lost control of your bladder while shitting a dense sphere the size of a small melon after a solid month YES A MONTH YOU READ THAT RIGHT of holding it because you were too ashamed of clogging the toilet at your dad and step-mom's house.

Brah how do you not poop for an entire month what the what
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masticatingman
11/10/17 5:00:19 AM
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Bloodmoon77 posted...
berlyman101 posted...
You've never had one where you lost control of your bladder while shitting a dense sphere the size of a small melon after a solid month YES A MONTH YOU READ THAT RIGHT of holding it because you were too ashamed of clogging the toilet at your dad and step-mom's house.

Brah how do you not poop for an entire month what the what


Without getting into major details one time I held it in for about a week and a half. Not easy.
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Second_Chances
11/10/17 5:16:51 AM
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When I was like six I held it for three or four weeks once.
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pres_madagascar
11/10/17 5:20:44 AM
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masticatingman posted...
Bloodmoon77 posted...
berlyman101 posted...
You've never had one where you lost control of your bladder while shitting a dense sphere the size of a small melon after a solid month YES A MONTH YOU READ THAT RIGHT of holding it because you were too ashamed of clogging the toilet at your dad and step-mom's house.

Brah how do you not poop for an entire month what the what


Without getting into major details one time I held it in for about a week and a half. Not easy.

Wtf . I shit at least twice a day.
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