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pres_madagascar
12/07/17 3:45:15 AM
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Flasbangs
12/07/17 3:46:01 AM
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How many flamethrowers do the spider have access to?
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Irony
12/07/17 3:46:17 AM
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If humans worked together they could wipe out all life in one year
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pres_madagascar
12/07/17 3:46:35 AM
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Flasbangs posted...
How many flamethrowers do the spider have access to?

Spiders dislike fire.
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pres_madagascar
12/07/17 3:46:56 AM
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Irony posted...
If humans worked together they could wipe out all life in one year

*24 hours or less
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Giblet_Enjoyer
12/07/17 3:47:12 AM
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Irony posted...
If humans worked together they could wipe out all life in one year

Lol, humans couldn't even take out coyotes
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action52
12/07/17 4:07:50 AM
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Eh, I'd be much more worried if ants decided to turn on us. There is somewhere between 1 million and 10 million ants for every person on earth. And they're way better organized than spiders. If they somehow developed intelligence and decided to attack us we'd be dead.
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blahblahfatbomb
12/07/17 4:17:33 AM
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action52 posted...
Eh, I'd be much more worried if ants decided to turn on us. There is somewhere between 1 million and 10 million ants for every person on earth. And they're way better organized than spiders. If they somehow developed intelligence and decided to attack us we'd be dead.

Ants on the spider calvary.

We're boned
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Ballstopshere
12/07/17 4:25:51 AM
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so basically insect man is the most powerful being ever
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Zack_Attackv1
12/07/17 4:41:58 AM
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MakoReizei
12/07/17 4:58:01 AM
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fuck spiders. why couldn't they look like the spider from Charlotte's Web. and I mean the cartoon, not that shitty live action one
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Foppe
12/07/17 6:00:12 AM
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VopRO
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bulletproofvita
12/07/17 6:02:41 AM
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Topic made me lol
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MuayThai85
12/07/17 6:08:25 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Irony posted...
If humans worked together they could wipe out all life in one year

*24 hours or less


*24 minutes or less. The US can hit any spot on the planet with an ICMB. Combine that with B2's and nuclear subs, every living thing could be eradicated in under 30 minutes if the US went full on insane and said fuck everyone.
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Jswift254
12/07/17 6:15:53 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Irony posted...
If humans worked together they could wipe out all life in one year

*24 hours or less


*24 minutes or less. The US can hit any spot on the planet with an ICMB. Combine that with B2's and nuclear subs, every living thing could be eradicated in under 30 minutes if the US went full on insane and said fuck everyone.

Even the roaches?
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fuzzylittlbunny
12/07/17 6:22:28 AM
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Jswift254 posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Irony posted...
If humans worked together they could wipe out all life in one year

*24 hours or less


*24 minutes or less. The US can hit any spot on the planet with an ICMB. Combine that with B2's and nuclear subs, every living thing could be eradicated in under 30 minutes if the US went full on insane and said fuck everyone.

Even the roaches?

Yeah, roaches are only decent at surviving the lingering radioactivity. If all of mankind just went batshit crazy with nukes, the explosions would probably wipe them out pretty easily.
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MuayThai85
12/07/17 6:25:00 AM
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Jswift254 posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Irony posted...
If humans worked together they could wipe out all life in one year

*24 hours or less


*24 minutes or less. The US can hit any spot on the planet with an ICMB. Combine that with B2's and nuclear subs, every living thing could be eradicated in under 30 minutes if the US went full on insane and said fuck everyone.

Even the roaches?


Only living things that could survive full on nuclear war are single celled organisms deep underground and shit. Everything else will be evaporated from the explosions. I think if the US and maybe Russia fired every nuke they had, they could make it so that virtually every inch of planet is hit by the blasts.
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moose_knuckle
12/07/17 6:25:45 AM
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Intercontinental missile ballistic
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MuayThai85
12/07/17 6:28:20 AM
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moose_knuckle posted...
Intercontinental missile ballistic


I'm using a computer on this site for the first time in years. My fingers aren't use to typing on something that isn't a touch screen and it's easy to make mistakes when typing now (I have hit backspace at least 10 times while typing this message alone).
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_Goggalor_
12/07/17 6:29:21 AM
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Water bears might survive. Can't say their real name because Gamefaqs is stupid as hell.
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MuayThai85
12/07/17 6:42:46 AM
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Tardigrade is a banned word? The fuck?
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_Goggalor_
12/07/17 6:44:22 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Tardigrade is a banned word? The fuck?


It wouldn't let me post it. Not sure how you beat the censor.
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foreveraIone
12/07/17 6:44:43 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Jswift254 posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Irony posted...
If humans worked together they could wipe out all life in one year

*24 hours or less


*24 minutes or less. The US can hit any spot on the planet with an ICMB. Combine that with B2's and nuclear subs, every living thing could be eradicated in under 30 minutes if the US went full on insane and said fuck everyone.

Even the roaches?


Only living things that could survive full on nuclear war are single celled organisms deep underground and shit. Everything else will be evaporated from the explosions. I think if the US and maybe Russia fired every nuke they had, they could make it so that virtually every inch of planet is hit by the blasts.

not even close
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gmanthebest
12/07/17 6:47:26 AM
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moose_knuckle posted...
Intercontinental missile ballistic

Well, at least your mom thinks you're cool.
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Notti
12/07/17 7:04:09 AM
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fuzzylittlbunny
12/07/17 7:06:45 AM
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Notti posted...
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Holy shit I need to buy this. It would be so hilarious to hide it near the front door when carolers come by XD

And it's only $40 :D
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SquantoZ
12/07/17 7:11:35 AM
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But humans have fire to kill it with fire
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