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pres_madagascar
12/20/17 10:09:10 PM
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pieisthebest
12/20/17 10:11:25 PM
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It's delicious. And before you ask, yes, I'm white.
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hortanz
12/20/17 10:12:00 PM
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boxington
12/20/17 10:12:36 PM
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hm, I am a disgusting person...
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CensorErik
12/20/17 10:13:12 PM
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Miracle Whip is superior in every way.
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Iron-Tarkus
12/20/17 10:13:16 PM
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Working in a kitchen makes me realize how bad it is. I had a guy order a side of mayo with his pizza.
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chill02
12/20/17 10:13:33 PM
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agreed
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Kamala_Harris
12/20/17 10:13:47 PM
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I like to use it with fries. Also mixes well with ketchup.
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SusanGreenEyes
12/20/17 10:14:06 PM
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Green beans are the worst food.
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ItsVinceRusso
12/20/17 10:14:21 PM
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mmm Mayo & Bacon sandwiches.
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Letron_James
12/20/17 10:14:28 PM
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It really is

Bbq>>>>>>
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BewmHedshot
12/20/17 10:15:02 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7-30i1f5e0


Obviously false.
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pres_madagascar
12/21/17 3:59:52 AM
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Iron-Tarkus posted...
Working in a kitchen makes me realize how bad it is. I had a guy order a side of mayo with his pizza.

I knew someone who would eat it straight.
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Cookie Bag
12/21/17 4:00:25 AM
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home made mayo is the best
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Lonestar2000
12/21/17 4:03:52 AM
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Mayonnaise is great, sorry about your shit taste.
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SpiralDrift
12/21/17 4:05:43 AM
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Pretty sure it's Vegemite.
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berlyman101
12/21/17 4:07:34 AM
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Yes. Avocado oil based chipotle mayo, however...
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Funbazooka
12/21/17 4:08:48 AM
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Mayo is the #1 most widely used condiment for sandwiches.

CensorErik posted...
Miracle Whip is superior in every way.

It floors me that anyone likes Miracle Whip.

Some brands of mayo are worse than others but Miracle Shit, come on.
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gunplagirl
12/21/17 4:21:05 AM
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Mankind invented the atom bomb. The snuggie. Papa John's pizza. I don't even see how you can say mayonnaise is the worst thing we made when I have these examples from the last century.
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aFriendofaDevil
12/21/17 4:38:03 AM
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LcAUAY5
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JimmyJumper6
12/21/17 4:39:52 AM
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aFriendofaDevil posted...
LcAUAY5

Is that from a porn?
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einegutePerson
12/21/17 4:43:23 AM
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TBQH homemade mayo is quite different from store bought stuff
and asian mayo is often much creamier and richer in flavor

hawaiian mac salad is the bomb
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pres_madagascar
12/21/17 6:26:38 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Mankind invented the atom bomb. The snuggie. Papa John's pizza. I don't even see how you can say mayonnaise is the worst thing we made when I have these examples from the last century.

Mayo is worse.
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Kineth
12/21/17 6:35:24 AM
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tennisdude818
12/21/17 6:48:30 AM
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Reading the mayo stories in this topic actually made me feel slightly sick.
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Caution999
12/21/17 6:51:44 AM
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Only acceptable on sandwiches or deviled eggs and potato salad
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pres_madagascar
12/21/17 6:57:10 AM
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Caution999 posted...
Only acceptable on sandwiches or deviled eggs and potato salad

Eww
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Caution999
12/21/17 7:00:52 AM
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I prefer oil on most of my hoagies (or subs as you call them). Still, ham and cheese with a little mayo is good :)
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Shotgunnova
12/21/17 7:07:09 AM
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Egg salad is the worst, friend.
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Gamer99z
12/21/17 7:08:08 AM
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Cookie Bag posted...
home made mayo is the best

You mean semen?
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Error1355
12/21/17 7:12:37 AM
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@hortanz posted...
yes
Error1355 sticky this

Don't ever put the word "mayonnaise" in my alerts again you monster.
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pegusus123456
12/21/17 7:16:38 AM
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CensorErik posted...
Miracle Whip is superior in every way.

Miracle Whip once had an ad campaign that was entirely about how many people hated Miracle Whip.
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Caution999
12/21/17 7:19:03 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rreLLL9WPY8

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Shotgunnova
12/21/17 7:20:38 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVBsCCV6NG4

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pres_madagascar
12/21/17 9:19:42 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Egg salad is the worst, friend.

Amen
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BuckVanHammer
12/21/17 9:22:26 PM
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Ketchup is worse.
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thanosibe
12/21/17 9:23:41 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
And if you like it, you're a disgusting human
Yes.
CensorErik posted...
Miracle Whip is superior in every way.
You're no better.
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Ninja-Yatsu
12/21/17 9:25:22 PM
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Sprayable butter.
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Freddie_Mercury
12/21/17 9:26:55 PM
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great topic
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uwnim
12/21/17 9:30:27 PM
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Mayo is great. Its like egg and oil, what isnt there to like about it?
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pres_madagascar
12/21/17 9:37:38 PM
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uwnim posted...
Mayo is great. Its like egg and oil, what isnt there to like about it?

Raw egg whites don't belong on anything.
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MoreRpgs
12/21/17 9:41:31 PM
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Not a big fan but is not the worst.
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mustachedmystic
12/21/17 9:42:41 PM
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Can't have a BLT without mayo.
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pres_madagascar
12/21/17 10:19:45 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Can't have a BLT without mayo.

I eat bacon without a blt
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tremain07
12/21/17 10:25:10 PM
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Iron-Tarkus posted...
Working in a kitchen makes me realize how bad it is. I had a guy order a side of mayo with his pizza.

Absolutely disgusting
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einegutePerson
12/21/17 11:18:57 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
uwnim posted...
Mayo is great. Its like egg and oil, what isnt there to like about it?

Raw egg whites don't belong on anything.

that's why you should make it with the yolk
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Nomadic View
12/21/17 11:21:15 PM
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Its the primary ingredient of the quesadilla sauce I make.

Mayo
Jalapeo
Paprika
Cumin
Garlic salt
Cayenne powder

Its flipping awesome.
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Gafemage
12/21/17 11:24:37 PM
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It's literally the most versatile condiment ever made & by far the best spread/oil for toasting the outside of sandwiches - I'm saying this as someone who used to despise the stuff & still can't handle it in large quantities.
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rhklce
12/21/17 11:25:47 PM
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It makes one heck of an instrument though
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Dondre_X
12/21/17 11:25:49 PM
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CensorErik posted...
Miracle Whip is superior in every way.

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