Current Events > What are the worst times to get the Hershey squirts?

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Aka bubble guts
Aka the shits
Aka the chocolate fountain
Aka butt blast

Imo, driving when you're not near somewhere to stop and shit, and also when on a date with someone new, or worse, when you're at their place for the first time.
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Literally any time ever
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PatrickMahomes posted...

Literally any time ever

If you're at home playing video games it's not thst bad.
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When you slide into first
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pres_madagascar posted...

PatrickMahomes posted...

Literally any time ever

If you're at home playing video games it's not thst bad.

Mom! Bafroom!

Rollercoaster in the front seat.

Lol
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When you're at the on-ramp to the Hershey Highway.
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any time you're not immediately next to a bathroom
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At a hotel/motel and youre staying with other people.
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when your running from the police
and you feel that anal grease

diarrhea
diarrhea

when you are hanging upside down
and your face is turning brown

diarrhea
diarrhea
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When you're in the middle of getting married is probably the worst time.
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On a roller coaster. Wearing white shorts.
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At the beginning of a presidential debate as a major party candidate.
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In the middle of a game of Twister
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When you're in the middle of a really big pool that's full of people to have to wade through

When you're at a chick's house for the first time. And you turn on the fan and the faucet and it's still not loud enough to conceal the explosions coming from your ass. Then you realize she doesn't have toilet paper so you have to improvise with thrown away tissue in a nearby trash bin. Then you return to sit with her awkwardly until you decide to say fuck it and just leave. Then realizing in the car that you didn't even use the air freshener so you left her house just smelling like shit.
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pres_madagascar posted...

PatrickMahomes posted...

Literally any time ever

If you're at home playing video games it's not thst bad.

that's actually the worst time for it to happen
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aka hot snakes
aka nestle quik
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DirkDiggles posted...

when your running from the police
and you feel that anal grease

diarrhea
diarrhea

when you are hanging upside down
and your face is turning brown

diarrhea
diarrhea

When you're riding in a Chevy
And you feel something heavy

Diarrhea
Diarrhea

When you're climbing up a ladder
And you feel something splatter

Diarrhea
Diarrhea
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Just when you think you've done with the squirts.

In any vehicle in the middle of nowhere while on a long trip.

Being held in the basement by deranged kidnapper who has a bad memory and worse sense of smell.

Being locked in barrel / boat with your face exposed to the elements while covered in milk and honey.
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Climbing up a ladder
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In a hot tub with a bunch of people.

All that hot, bubbly water tickling your booty. Hey, it's not your fault some chocolate milk squirted out of your ass without you even knowing. I'm sure all of the horrified people jumping out of the hot tub as it slowly turns brown, starting from your direction, will understand.
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In the middle of anal sex, the only way not to shit everywhere is for both of you to walk to the bathroom still connected and pray he doesn't lose his boner in the process
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synth_real posted...

In the middle of anal sex, the only way not to shit everywhere is for both of you to walk to the bathroom still connected and pray he doesn't lose his boner in the process

Well, i'm good with this thread for the day.
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spanky1 posted...

In a hot tub with a bunch of people.

All that hot, bubbly water tickling your booty. Hey, it's not your fault some chocolate milk squirted out of your ass without you even knowing. I'm sure all of the horrified people jumping out of the hot tub as it slowly turns brown, starting from your direction, will understand.

I think I saw a clip once of a woman doing this, suddenly shitting in a hot tub.
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On a plane. Particularly in that period of time at the beginning of the flight when you aren't supposed to leave your seat.
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synth_real posted...

In the middle of anal sex, the only way not to shit everywhere is for both of you to walk to the bathroom still connected and pray he doesn't lose his boner in the process

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had it once when my ankle was broken. woke up at 3am about to explode and I had to hobble down the two sets of stairs and all the way to the bathroom while trying to hold it in
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At a new girl's house and she wants to fuck but it's your first time coming over and you don't feel like it'd be appropriate to blow up her bathroom.
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thronedfire2 posted...

had it once when my ankle was broken. woke up at 3am about to explode and I had to hobble down the two sets of stairs and all the way to the bathroom while trying to hold it in

What kind of fucking hellhole house makes it so your bedroom is two flights of stairs away from a bathroom?
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Electrofishing carp on a dinghy with 8 men after drinking 2 large coffees.
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When you're an elementary school janitor and you have to fix a light right in the middle when everyone is at lunch. You get to the top of a ladder, when it hits you. You can't risk climbing down as that could upset the terrible balance.

Then it happens, you sneeze. You're fucked now. All you can do before the damn breaks open is yell "Get outta here!!!" as your pride begins erupting from your anus, all over the floor, and unfortunately some of the kids as they run around, screaming in terror.

You're frozen there in absolute terror.
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pikachupwnage posted...

thronedfire2 posted...

had it once when my ankle was broken. woke up at 3am about to explode and I had to hobble down the two sets of stairs and all the way to the bathroom while trying to hold it in

What kind of fucking hellhole house makes it so your bedroom is two flights of stairs away from a bathroom?

Well its a small set of stairs, then a landing and another full size set of stairs
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smoke_break posted...

spanky1 posted...

In a hot tub with a bunch of people.

All that hot, bubbly water tickling your booty. Hey, it's not your fault some chocolate milk squirted out of your ass without you even knowing. I'm sure all of the horrified people jumping out of the hot tub as it slowly turns brown, starting from your direction, will understand.

I think I saw a clip once of a woman doing this, suddenly shitting in a hot tub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM6CGF3rUHM" data-time="&start=5
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when youre getting yo booty ate
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When she is eating out your butthole.
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IHeartRadiation posted...

smoke_break posted...

spanky1 posted...

In a hot tub with a bunch of people.

All that hot, bubbly water tickling your booty. Hey, it's not your fault some chocolate milk squirted out of your ass without you even knowing. I'm sure all of the horrified people jumping out of the hot tub as it slowly turns brown, starting from your direction, will understand.

I think I saw a clip once of a woman doing this, suddenly shitting in a hot tub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM6CGF3rUHM" data-time="&start=5

That's nasty.
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