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davidponte
09/17/20 5:40:48 AM
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We don't technically need to migrate to a new topic every week since things take forever to purge now, but it just feels like tradition at this point.

Whoever made the schedule and decided that Browns/Bengals in primetime this early in the season when all people want to do is watch good football should be fired.

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ninkendo
09/17/20 5:42:31 AM
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Leonhart4
09/17/20 10:11:09 AM
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Eh, I'm here for Burrow to embarrass Baker and make the Browns finally accept that they got it wrong again

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Dr_Football
09/17/20 10:46:30 AM
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lot of trust in a guy who threw for 190 and couldn't outscore Tyrod Taylor

not that you're wrong but i think the brakes need to be pumped a bit

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Leonhart4
09/17/20 10:56:51 AM
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Hey now it was the fault of the kicker who faked the injury after he missed

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FFDragon
09/17/20 10:58:00 AM
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I enjoy the stupid Baker commercials for some reason, so go Browns?

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tgs2
09/17/20 11:21:26 AM
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This rendition of the Browns being the same old Browns is worthy of national television just off the schadenfreude alone.
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davidponte
09/17/20 4:53:57 PM
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When was the last time the Browns were favoured by 6 or more points? This line seems crazy to me.

I'd give them the odds to win the game but I don't think you can ever feel good about taking the Browns -6. This is the type of game that could be 10-7 Bengals in the 4th quarter.

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davidponte
09/17/20 9:04:46 PM
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My previous post already looks awful lmao

Baker looks good tonight

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davidponte
09/17/20 11:45:25 PM
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Nevermind I was mostly right all along.

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KommunistKoala
09/18/20 1:23:48 AM
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I'd go with barely right

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davidponte
09/18/20 6:32:23 AM
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I hit the winner and the cover, lost on the over/under, 2/3 is a huge W if I'm betting.

Can you elaborate on the barely? @KommunistKoala

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Dr_Football
09/18/20 6:45:11 AM
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davidponte posted...
When was the last time the Browns were favoured by 6 or more points? This line seems crazy to me.

I'd give them the odds to win the game but I don't think you can ever feel good about taking the Browns -6. This is the type of game that could be 10-7 Bengals in the 4th quarter.

In regards to this point, the only thing correct you said was giving the Browns the odds to win the game. I assume that is what he is talking about

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davidponte
09/18/20 6:59:12 AM
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LOL is implying things just not good enough anymore? I spent most of the post talking about the spread and mentioned how bad Browns -6 was, how is that not me saying that Bengals +6 is the move?

If I say, "I don't think you can ever feel good about Browns -6", and "This line seems crazy to me", how are you not inferring anything from that.

And you call yourself a doctor of football, do you even have any credentials?

If anything the thing I didn't make clear was the over/under but I even conceded that point!

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davidponte
09/18/20 7:05:13 AM
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I'm starting to think Koala isn't a Kommunist either, you can never trust a name these days.

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Dr_Football
09/18/20 7:16:13 AM
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the point is if you say a line is crazy, and then the result of the game is only one point off the spread, and that the Browns were more or less covering for large portions of the game, you dont really get credit for taking the Bengals

ergo you were right on which side to take, bur very wrong on the reasoning

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davidponte
09/18/20 7:38:18 AM
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I feel like thats kind of a semantics argument though. Sure, my reasoning was wrong in the sense that I got lucky on the back door cover, but I still stand by "this is a crazy line", and at the end of the day I was technically right when it ultimately came to what I was talking about, which was the cover.

If I posted "Bengals +6" and nothing else, I guess I would have looked better, but where's the fun in that? Most of my posts involve me screwing around or talking shit one way or another, I thought it was hilarious that I was so entirely wrong for 99% of the game only to fall backwards into being right at the very last second, but I guess y'all have an issue with that lmao

Even my series of posts went like, "I'm so convinced about this" to "nevermind I'm an idiot" to "I was right I'm a genius". Clearly I was already making fun of myself before it had to be pointed out that I was wrong when if we look at the most technical sense, I was right.

The betting sites didn't look at my reasoning and only award me half of my money.

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Dr_Football
09/18/20 7:42:27 AM
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that may all be true but i am mostly responding on your request to elaborate

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davidponte
09/18/20 8:00:49 AM
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Fair, I am sorry I doubted your medical accreditation.

I'm just glad I can argue about football again, what a time to be alive in 2020.

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KommunistKoala
09/18/20 12:12:31 PM
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football covered it

yes if we were gambling you were right which is all that really matters, but you were barely right in terms of spread despite mocking it, and every other assumption about the game was basically the complete opposite of what happened

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davidponte
09/18/20 12:22:11 PM
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LOL imagine putting forth the argument that someone is "barely right" as if the degree of "right" matters.

Hilarious, I'm trying to create an analogy to make it look even more funnier but I think the reality of it is substantial enough.


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KommunistKoala
09/18/20 12:24:49 PM
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I mean you were the one that said mostly right. I dunno why it bothers you so much, I thought you were just joking but these extra responses..

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davidponte
09/18/20 12:25:48 PM
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The Jets are going to be without Crowder on Sunday and are already missing Bell. I might be able to walk onto that offense at this point.

I'd say "49ers by 100" but I wouldn't want to only be barely right on my prediction.

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davidponte
09/18/20 12:27:23 PM
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KommunistKoala posted...
I mean you were the one that said mostly right. I dunno why it bothers you so much, I thought you were just joking but these extra responses..

You seem to be the only one upset here though lmao

I'm always joking, but you weren't, which is the difference!

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DoomTheGyarados
09/18/20 12:27:50 PM
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Can confirm Koala is not upset.

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davidponte
09/18/20 12:33:26 PM
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I'm just looking to rustle feathers, I don't know how we've come this far without people realizing that I'm trolling and looking to get a rise out of people because they keep coming back for more of it.

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davidponte
09/18/20 12:34:50 PM
#27:


DoomTheGyarados posted...
Can confirm Koala is not upset.

Can we really trust anything a Brady fan says, though?

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Emeraldegg
09/18/20 12:35:49 PM
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To be fair, "degree of right" does matter in some cases. Like if someone goes "I wouldn't be surprised if x team wins this game"and they win, I wouldn't give that person credit because they essentially straddled the line, intentionally or otherwise, to where they'd "Technically" be right either way, but they didn't go out and actually make a prediction. Covering your bases, essentially.

In regards to david's initial post, obv he didn't intend it to be this way but I do think it was vague enough that it might have come off as the above situation. It's a little murkier with spreads usually, but a lot of people see "implying" as basically just a half-assed pick rather than going all in and actually making a pick (which in theory opens yourself up to meaningless shame and/or ridicule but greater 'reward' if you get it right)
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davidponte
09/18/20 12:48:19 PM
#29:


Alright, Emerald's right, and @KommunistKoala , you're also right, I didn't mean to hijack the NFL topic with me being absurd just for the sake of it, and it won't happen again. I'll stick to my general trash talk because no one wants to read this shit anyway.

I blame the sports group chat I have with some IRL friends, where we spend all our time arguing like this about nonsense, knowing at the end of the day it all doesn't matter. That obviously doesn't convey as well online where most of us only have a surface knowledge of each other, so that one's on me!


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Emeraldegg
09/18/20 12:57:09 PM
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Don't take it the wrong way, I'm not tryna dump on you or anything. Obviously you don't have to prove to anyone that you were right, if you know that you were on the right side even if it wasn't clearly communicated, then who cares really? It's not a big deal either way. I was just trying to more elaborate why others probably were disputing your point. Sports is SRS BSNS

I'd expect no less from a dirty rotten Cam Newton-stealing Patriots fan
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davidponte
09/18/20 1:03:28 PM
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No, no, you are right! I was being 100% sincere there even though it easily could be interpreted as the opposite considering I was 15 minutes removed from the complete opposite of sincerity.

I just realized it was all dumb to begin with and I'd rather get along with everyone as usual (mostly) than argue about semantics and not the serious business sports arguments.

If Cam pulls out a W on Sunday I am 100% ordering a jersey.

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PrivateBiscuit1
09/18/20 7:31:58 PM
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https://twitter.com/RamsNFL/status/1307073965739970563?s=19

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Leonhart4
09/18/20 7:35:14 PM
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Emeraldegg
09/18/20 7:53:01 PM
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LOL that rams person keepin it real
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PrivateBiscuit1
09/18/20 8:02:04 PM
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Just a reminder that most times when you @ any company that isn't customer service demanding answers about something, they can't fucking give them to you.

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davidponte
09/18/20 8:24:31 PM
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Leonhart4 posted...
well this topic went places

Oops

PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
https://twitter.com/RamsNFL/status/1307073965739970563?s=19

Saw this earlier and it's fantastic

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WickIebee
09/19/20 2:36:56 AM
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davidponte posted...
The Jets are going to be without Crowder on Sunday and are already missing Bell. I might be able to walk onto that offense at this point.

More chances for Kalen Ballage to not be awful like he was with the Dolphins!
Except for the fact that Adam Gase is still coaching that team.

If only.

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davidponte
09/20/20 5:38:21 AM
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Wake up its game day

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RaidenGarai
09/20/20 7:58:15 AM
#39:


Go Pack Go

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ninkendo
09/20/20 8:35:06 AM
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*is reminded the Packers won both games last year despite never leading for a single second*

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ninkendo
09/20/20 8:51:26 AM
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oh I missed the Valenti rant from Monday

Thank you youtube for bringing it to my attention

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVCmsQXlyOk

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RaidenGarai
09/20/20 9:47:29 AM
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ninkendo posted...
*is reminded the Packers won both games last year despite never leading for a single second*
The Packers has basically everything go right for them last year. They didnt have half the team in IR like they usually do, every bounce went their way, and then things like that.

Id like to think they have a real shit this year, but they arent making the Super Bowl. Ill have to be happy rewatching their win in 2010 over and over again.

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colliding
09/20/20 11:14:13 AM
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It all depends on the O line and injuries for the Packers. Last year they vastly overperformed - that team should've been 8-8 or 9-7. This year they should theoretically be better, maybe a 10 win team.

Give Rodgers time and keep the defense healthy throughout the year
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RaidenGarai
09/20/20 11:37:56 AM
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They already have injuries all over the place this year, more big ones than they did all of last season. If they werent playing the Lions, who are even worse injury wise, Id be nervous this week

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xp1337
09/20/20 1:08:18 PM
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*is slightly late to turn on the jets game - 13:58 in the 1st*

already down 7-0 huh

can't wait

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09/20/20 1:12:14 PM
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DoomTheGyarados
09/20/20 1:24:29 PM
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Giants need to draft like 3 offensive linemen in the first round. If they get the first overall trade that thing lol

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DoomTheGyarados
09/20/20 1:27:31 PM
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Bucs defense is very good.

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