Current Events > Florida Man found sucking a man's toe after he just woke up

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https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/01/03/florida-police-searching-for-criminal-toe-sucker/

BRADENTON, Fla. Florida police are warning residents to be on the lookout for a criminal who has a thing for toes. Actually, more to the point: Sucking on said toes.

A Bradenton man sound asleep in the early morning hours on Dec. 24 awoke to find a stranger man sucking on his toes.

According to the police report, the mans toes were in the strangers mouth when he was awakened from his slumber.

When asked by the victim what the man was doing, the stranger replied that he was there to suck toes.

The victim immediately began throwing punches at the stranger in an attempt to remove the man from the home. During the melee, the toe-sucking suspect claimed to have a gun and tried to fondle the victims genital area," according to The Smoking Gun.

The suspect fled the area after being pummeled by the victim, but not before he punched out the mans front window and broke the windshield of his car after climbing atop the vehicle.

Police say the suspect was a bald male between the ages of 20 and 25 and stood about 5 11 and weighed 160 pounds. If apprehended, the man will be charged with felony mischief.

Florida man makes this story unsurprising

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Florida man fight hard to keep the name from Oregon man
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My name's Joe and I'm here to suck toe.

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Im here to suck toes.

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You know that wasn't the only part of his body the Florida man toe sucker sucked while that man was asleep.. does he even know how long Florida man was there for?

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