Board 8 > There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people?

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...sort of...

Also, Lisa's first word was only one syllable.
Way to underachieve.

Also she was the worst class President ever.

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Awful class president.
Awful president.
I'm seeing a pattern here.

WHY


WHYYYYYYY

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noooooooooooo~

why

Lisa is horrible. I pity the foo who said lisa > bart/homer.. i mean really
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Haha, I remember this topic.

Needs more examples to fuel Lisa Simpson hatred!


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Also, when she needed braces, she absolutely needed to have the most expensive ones available.
Pardon me, but if people like her weren't abusing dental plans to get braces that also sprayed Calvin Klein, perhaps Mr Burns wouldn't be trying to get rid of it.

And she ended that episode with the worst attempt at a pun ever.

I recently watched a Stephen King movie about trucks (and other electrical devices/machines) that came to life and started killing people. The woman that does the voice for Lisa was in it. Her character wasn't annoying or lame or anything... Still, I wanted her to jump in front of a psycho truck and have all the other characters be all "oh mah God what are you doing?!?!" and then she would say "I have to do this! I am Lisa Simpson!" and then she'd get run over and there would be blood and entrails everywhere... Sadly that did not happen and she survived the movie :(

thanks a lot for getting my hopes up and then crushing them, Stephen King...


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He's not a time-travelling wizard, damnit.

Also, she mistook an entirely different school for her own.

and got thoroughly owned by a french class

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They laughed at her...

...IN FRENCH.

then she wasted hours spinning around

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Wait... this also involved a science fair, didn't it?

And she cheated by getting help from the mafia...

Yes

She built a science project that outsmarted her on multiple occasions.

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Also, she lost the spelling bee.

It's already been said, but it needs repeating.

On one hand, she is the lizard queen.

On the other hand, two words: Jeremy's..... Iron...


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Homer gave away the last Ribwich to go to that spelling bee.

Which she failed and lost.

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Also, she can't remember something as simple as "Tappa-tappa-tappa."

She was so bad at ballet she had to take up smoking.

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Therefore, it is law.

Also: She refused to admit she was 100% in the wrong when she ruined Homer's BBBQ.
Even after a lecture from Apu and Paul & Linda McCartney.
That's right. Not even celebrities (who are capable of making her change religion) were able to get her to admit fault.

Also, those celebrities found her disgusting for not being a full Vegan. She can't even hop onto stupid trends correctly.

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Also: Bart's a better writer, surprisingly.
Or did that time they wrote an Itchy & Scratchy episode not happen?
Oh wait. It did.

Seriously, replacing shampoo with BBQ sauce is just brilliant.

Also, I didn't see Lisa saving Aunt Selma from an exploding hotel room.

Pretty much every sideshow bob episode is a celebration of Bart being right and Lisa being wrong.

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Didn't she talk Bob into detonating an atom bomb?

Yes. Yes she did.

Also: She snuck gross outrageous lies into Marge's resume.

And it made her miserable.
Way to go, Lisa.

And she claimed she was too sad to play dodge ball.

****ing liar. Nobody is too sad to play dodge ball. That's not even factoring in the fact that she had jack squat to be sad about.

Some guy once told her she had fat fingers, so she went all emo and staged an awful prank and made Bart take the fall for it.

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Also: Homer continues to go without air conditioning thanks to her.

Also, she fantasizes of impaling Bart on a really sharp trophy.
You'd have to earn one first, Lisa.

And no, complaining to Bill Clinton until you get one doesn't count.

What kind of catchphrase is "If anyone wants me I'll be in my room"?

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I recall the episode where the Simpsons go to a dude ranch, and Lisa gets a boyfriend. He invites her the the Harvest Dance, which she accepts. Then, she overhears him talking on the phone with a girl about coming to the dance as well. With no evidence on who this girl is, she automatically assumes that it's a secret girlfriend. Then, when she meets the girl, instead of asking who she is, she decides to send her down the wrong (and dangerous!) path.

Really, Lisa? Really?! She soon found out that it was her new boyfriend's sister, but even if she actually WAS his girlfriend, that was stupid, Lisa.

Fortunately, not only did Bart show yet again how awesome he is by saving the day, she gets promptly dumped by the boyfriend when he finds out. Take that, Lisa!

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Also, she likes to touch and put her mouth on preserved historical artifacts when nobody is looking.

That's certainly more forgivable than the Chester A. Arthritis pun...

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Also, she ruined meatloaf night, and forced the family to replace porkchop night with POISON night.
Way to go, Lisa.

Also, fingered her own baby sister in a shooting investigation.

Meg is stupid.

Lisa dominates everyone and is the best character in the Simpsons. There I said it.

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Remember that one chance Homer had at beating Bart at video game boxing?
And instead of saying "Hay guyz, let's go out tonight" or something, the plug was pulled?
And Lisa dragged them off to listen to some guy recite a whinefest song Lisa made up about her awful family?
Yeah.

Bart used that opportunity to retire from video boxing - undefeated.

Lisa never would have thought of doing that. Because she's dumber than him.

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Lisa strikes me as someone who would take a the jp-esque approach to retiring from video game boxing.
She'd publicly claim to have stopped but would watch it for hours at the arcade and rage at any mention or sight of it.