Board 8 > I sit to pee.

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BonetaiI
07/31/11 9:10:00 AM
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n/t
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Regaro_Ukiera
07/31/11 9:11:00 AM
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do you also scream?

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TheKoolAidShoto
07/31/11 9:13:00 AM
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Are you also a woman?

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PartOfYourWorld
07/31/11 9:14:00 AM
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I sit unless I'm in a hurry. I just... enjoy sitting more than standing in general. Why stand when I can sit? That's my thinking anyway, but maybe I'm just lazy.

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TheKoolAidShoto
07/31/11 9:16:00 AM
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You know who doesn't sit to pee?

KayoPolice

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Psycho_Kenshin
07/31/11 9:25:00 AM
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Its fun to stand, you feel like a true warrior, I think.

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BonetaiI
07/31/11 11:33:00 AM
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Psycho_Kenshin posted...
Its fun to stand, you feel like a true warrior, I think.

A warrior who pisses upon his enemies is dishonorable and not a warrior I wish to be!

I'd rather be an intellectual.

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speedpunk
07/31/11 11:45:00 AM
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Sitting is better. You don't have to aim and you don't have to worry about stray droplets on the rim or splash-back.

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Heroic Bigpun
07/31/11 12:16:00 PM
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This topic

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BonetaiI
07/31/11 2:25:00 PM
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Heroic Bigpun posted...
This topic

You just haven't tried it yet.

Go on, we'll wait.
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StealThisSheen
07/31/11 2:30:00 PM
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So many women on this board...



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Octillery
07/31/11 3:01:00 PM
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I sit to pee as well. The reasoning make so much sense, it is more respectful overall.

1. I like to be clean. No matter how good your aim is, stray droplets will make their way onto the toilet seat or on the side and someone else will have to deal with it, unless you want to deal with it every time, whether you think you make a mess or not.
2. It isn't noisy. I have not yet lived in a place where the whole house couldn't hear you pee. It is awkward when I have friends over and my roommate pees and everyone can hear. Why does everyone need to know what is going on in there?
3. Sitting is therapeutic. Nobody bothers you in the washroom, so I like to just sit there and relax rather than stand and worry about making a mess or making my roommate feel uncomfortable.

I know the noise is accepted by people, but it shouldn't be :P

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Heroic Bigpun
07/31/11 3:14:00 PM
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From: Octillery | #012
I sit to pee as well. The reasoning make so much sense, it is more respectful overall.

1. I like to be clean. No matter how good your aim is, stray droplets will make their way onto the toilet seat or on the side and someone else will have to deal with it, unless you want to deal with it every time, whether you think you make a mess or not.
2. It isn't noisy. I have not yet lived in a place where the whole house couldn't hear you pee. It is awkward when I have friends over and my roommate pees and everyone can hear. Why does everyone need to know what is going on in there?
3. Sitting is therapeutic. Nobody bothers you in the washroom, so I like to just sit there and relax rather than stand and worry about making a mess or making my roommate feel uncomfortable.

I know the noise is accepted by people, but it shouldn't be :P


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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
07/31/11 3:21:00 PM
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holy **** when did we get so many female users

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Octillery
07/31/11 3:22:00 PM
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I used to stand until I sat once and realized it was the best.

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SlymDayspring
07/31/11 3:33:00 PM
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who

****ing cares

anyone who acts like your manliness is suspect because of how you ****ing pee or whatever is an insecure person with a tiny sausage.

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Djungelurban
07/31/11 3:35:00 PM
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I also sit to pee... Mostly cause it's comfier... I'm a bit lazy... :P

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rammtay
07/31/11 3:46:00 PM
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i sit pee when i`m trying to be quiet
sometimes the pee deflects off of my balls and shoots through the seat. ._.
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entropyx
07/31/11 3:55:00 PM
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I don't sit to pee but I do enjoy peeing while I'm sitting and pooping.

Also, I like to be completely naked to poop.

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07/31/11 3:58:00 PM
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rammtay
07/31/11 4:12:00 PM
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the uploader has not made this video available in your country


what a dick
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StealThisSheen
07/31/11 4:14:00 PM
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Actually, I take back the "women" comment to instead ask:

How long do you guys pee that you have to sit down because you're lazy?



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ScepterOfLove
07/31/11 4:15:00 PM
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I sit

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RyokIes
07/31/11 4:17:00 PM
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i stand

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GenesisSaga
07/31/11 4:18:00 PM
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I scream

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rammtay
07/31/11 4:22:00 PM
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what, you never pee when you poo
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Princess Anri
07/31/11 4:34:00 PM
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I sit when I pee but I face the tank.

I take my pants all the way off and turn around because otherwise it feels like I'm riding the toilet reverse cowgirl like a woman or something...

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rammtay
07/31/11 4:38:00 PM
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haha
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whatisurnameplz
07/31/11 4:50:00 PM
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I only sit if I'm too lazy to stand or if I'm in a hurry, but only in my house.

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Emporer_Kazbar
07/31/11 4:51:00 PM
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From: Princess Anri | #027
I sit when I pee but I face the tank.

I take my pants all the way off and turn around because otherwise it feels like I'm riding the toilet reverse cowgirl like a woman or something...


OK, now this is something I've never heard of before. If you're being serious.

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Psycho_Kenshin
07/31/11 4:52:00 PM
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But that just makes it into regular cowgirl, the toilet is still having its way with you! That's why I stand like a warrior. I never touch the toilet, unless it pays me.

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rammtay
07/31/11 4:53:00 PM
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i`ve done that. it`s always when I have a boner.
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Chrono1219
07/31/11 4:54:00 PM
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Sometimes i sit when like the electricity goes out and I'm like

welp.

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Ayuyu
07/31/11 5:06:00 PM
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My roomate sits to pee too, now he's gay.

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Chrono1219
07/31/11 5:08:00 PM
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Is this the same roomate that might or might not have been raped?

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Ayuyu
07/31/11 5:10:00 PM
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Chrono1219 posted...
Is this the same roomate that might or might not have been raped?

Yes, but it probably wasn't rape because him and the '' rapist '' met again and had sex once more, he still hated it though and cried about it later. Also it was unprotected sex and now he has to take a STD test.

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Princess Anri
07/31/11 6:55:00 PM
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From: Psycho_Kenshin | #031
But that just makes it into regular cowgirl


Yeah I know but there's nothing unmanly about riding someone regular cowgirl.

That's the whole point.

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RappinHobo9292
07/31/11 7:02:00 PM
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http://theoatmeal.com/comics/peeing_sitting_down

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BonetaiI
07/31/11 8:43:00 PM
#39:


Princess Anri posted...
I sit when I pee but I face the tank.

I take my pants all the way off and turn around because otherwise it feels like I'm riding the toilet reverse cowgirl like a woman or something...


After reading this I tried it out and I felt like Slater from Saved By The Bell and it was pretty awesome.

5/5 would pee again
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tyder21
07/31/11 9:02:00 PM
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YES! I'm not alone in the world. I haven't stood when I peed since I was like ten years old.

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Ayuyu
07/31/11 9:03:00 PM
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It's not as bad as those people who stand to pee but pull down their pants and underwear completely.

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metroid composite
07/31/11 9:18:00 PM
#42:


Hey guess what? I sit when I pee too!

*high fives B8*

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