Board 8 > Evolution 2011 -- POONGKO [ssf4] [daigo perfected] [red bull]

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that's true of every fg. for SF4 we complained about Sagat, then Blanka, then Rufus, then Ryu, then Balrog, then Guile, then Bison, then Yang and Yun. Marvel's got a ton of stuff to complain about, but when you remove one thing you just add in another. the goal of Marvel seems to be that everything is broken in a fun way and you just want it to be equally broken. that game will never be 100% balanced just because of its nature.

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transience posted...
that's true of every fg. for SF4 we complained about Sagat, then Blanka, then Rufus, then Ryu, then Balrog, then Guile, then Bison, then Yang and Yun. Marvel's got a ton of stuff to complain about, but when you remove one thing you just add in another. the goal of Marvel seems to be that everything is broken in a fun way and you just want it to be equally broken. that game will never be 100% balanced just because of its nature.

Nobody sane wants a 100% balanced game, just for CapCom to avoid characters that don't work from a design standpoint. Phoenix is like that because "nuke her down/outplay her" doesn't work on her either as a strategy or as a tactic (you nuke her team down and she builds to 5, you nuke HER down and she combo breaks you then fires up XFact and ROCVs you). She'll be far more tolerable once she loses some of the stuff that makes her play a different game.

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Originally Posted by Viscant on shoryuken.com
So, as some of you know, I've sworn off women for the rest of the year. Until Jan 1, 2006 I have resolved not to start a relationship or have sex with a woman. It's kind of a long story, but it involves a bet and a lot of strange feelings.
But you know...a man has needs. Especially this man. So I decided to try the Fleshlight. And not just any fleshlight, but the fleshlight STU (stamina training unit). Don't get me wrong! I am much man. And any woman who can't cum after Napoleon invades her great white north, or after 90 seconds of riding my white lightning...well, she's probably a [lesbian]. But regardless, I want to be the best I can be. And that's why I ordered this. When I go back to women, I will be the greatest lover of all time.

Shipping:
I was slightly dissatisfied with the shipping process. I ordered it on October 6th, and I got it this morning, the morning of the 20th. So that was about a week longer than I expected. Definite demerits for that.
Otherwise the shipping was a plus. It came FedEx so no chance of someone else getting my precious. The packaging was non descript, just a brown box from ILF, inc. There's nothing screaming out "HEY YOU JUST BOUGHT A SEX TOY! EVERYONE COME LOOK AT THE PERVERT!" Not like I care because I have no shame and don't talk to my neighbor, but it's a nice touch. Nobody knows what's in this box but me.

Apperance:
The appearance is pretty normal. You can choose 4 different appearances, p****, ass, mouth or just a slit. I got the p**** version. The mouth version looks distinctly like a guy's mouth. That's pretty gay and I'm not down with that. But yeah, the appearance looks pretty normal, kind of like a loose "outie" p****. It even comes complete with a c***.
The outside casing is bigger than I expected. I mean, I guess to accomodate for all sizes. The narrowest part at the very end is 2.5" and it's 9.5" tip to tip, so with the roundness of the insert, if you're packing 10" you should still be able to bury to the hilt and not bottom out. So it pretty much fits all sizes and stays relatively tight even for normal guys.

Feel:
Wow. It feels like heaven. After I was done the first time I looked at my left hand and in my best Vince McMahon voice yelled out "YOOOOOOOURE FIIIIIIIIRED!!!" I don't think I can go back to jackin it the old way again. I've tried many forms of jacking it, including most of the variants at http://www.jackinworld.com . This is by far superior to anything I'd tried before.
You can vary the feel in a few ways. If you soak the insert in hot water or use a heating pad to heat it up you get that hot human feel to it. Also by screwing on the end cap differently you can vary how tight it is. The first time I tried it, I had the cap screwed on tightly. Even using plenty of lube it was so tight it felt like it was forcing me out. I was thinking "so this is what it must feel like to rape someone!" I'm not that big overall, slightly longer than the average guy and average to slightly thinner than average, so yeah. The second time I started with the cap screwed off and even though it was tight it had a looseness towards the later stages of penetration. Imagine like f***ing a fat chick, except a virgin fat chick. That's kind of how it felt with the cap screwed off. During my second usage I put the cap on a bit and tightened it and you could feel the grip on the c*** tightening. It was mind-blowing.

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Cleanup:
Really the only downside to it, although it's not that much work really. Just washing it out is common sense, but you might want to put a little cornstarch on it to keep the bounciness of the skin. Rubbing alcohol is recommended but it doesn't seem that necessary to me. It's mostly for disinfectant purposes I think, but since my semen is nectar of the gods anyways, I don't think it really applies to me.

Overall:
I would definitely recommend it. Probably the best masturbatory experience I've ever had and it was better than over half of the girls I've had sex with. And also after you're done you can roll over and go to sleep and not have to hear "oh Jay, you're the king, baby" or "oh Jay you took me to heaven" or "oh Jay, that was so good I won't even press charges". Why do I wanna hear that s*** when I just wanna to go to sleep, right?

I give it two c**** up. If you've got the cash lying around, GO FOR IT!

--Jay Snyder

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the vest makes sense

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If Viscant does anything, it's going to be done 100%.

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KanzarisKelshen posted...
I could care less about the number of variations he found for the resets because he didn't need them: his true accomplishment was managing to find the combinations in the rules that allowed him to draft a far more powerful team than anybody else's: he had four characters, two anchors, an assist that couldn't possibly be interrupted by anything, didn't need super bar on his two first characters, and who knows what stuff I'm forgetting.

Inquiry: What sort of draft was this? I am curious.

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From: Biolizard28 | #443
Viscant isn't Clockw0rk. Phoenix isn't a safety net/the only member of his team that counts. Phoenix is a member of his team.

X.F.D. Using Clockw0rk as the "I use Phoenix to save my ass" example when he most likely has the best Doom and a damn good Amaterasu as well. What a joke

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By the way, some of us were wondering about registration cost early:

http://evo2k.com/tournament-registration-2/

Ten bucks per tourney? Seriously, that's it? It would cost someone $50 to enter everything; I honestly thought it could be more to enter one tourney. Sponsorship must be huge, because there's no way any money is being made from registration when the entry fee is so tiny. Great news for anyone here who is considering signing up next year, though. Ten bucks to get blown up on the biggest fighting game stage there is - not bad!

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Oh wait, there's a $70 surcharge to attend the event. That means it would have cost $80 to enter one tourney and $120 to enter everything. That's a little steep for one, but if someone wanted to just have a good time and enter everything, it still doesn't seem too bad.

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And $70 is worth it for an event of that size, time period, and the experience. It's not like you're barred from playing games unofficially, either.

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Mega Mana posted...
KanzarisKelshen posted...
I could care less about the number of variations he found for the resets because he didn't need them: his true accomplishment was managing to find the combinations in the rules that allowed him to draft a far more powerful team than anybody else's: he had four characters, two anchors, an assist that couldn't possibly be interrupted by anything, didn't need super bar on his two first characters, and who knows what stuff I'm forgetting.

Inquiry: What sort of draft was this? I am curious.

Just a figure of speech.

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KommunistKoala posted...
he most likely has the best Doom

Best Doom out of what, three?

Either way, the fact that you can't speak for the quality of his Phoenix speaks volumes about how much of a crutch character she is to him.

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$80 is pocket change compared to getting there. you're unique in that regard!

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after a few conversions, it would have cost me and my mate around 4k dollars for the entire experience.

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Well ****'s sake man, it's Vegas.

Everyone could use a vacation.

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You don't have to pay anything if you just want to spectate. You can even participate in the smaller booth sponser tournaments around the room

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LOL!!!! I hope that's a joke....names don't get more n00bish than that

Did that MvC3 hype song make its way to the internet yet?

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Nah, I think they said they were gonna record the definitive version this week.

edit: whoops, misread that. I thought you meant the EVO song with Mike Ross, Yipes, etc. I didn't see the MvC3 one up yet either, however.

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From: PartOfYourWorld | #469
Did that MvC3 hype song make its way to the internet yet?

That?

let's watch the best top 8 ever again

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/16368221

starts at about 31 minutes

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KOF13 needs to be in next year, don't care which game it replaces, it needs to be in.

no this game needs to be at EVO



get hype?

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Nice catch BlAcK TuRtLe.
But too bad your ass got SAAAAAAAAAAACKED.*tackles*

I think I must have hype overdosed from watching Evo, because I haven't been asleep since a while before Tekken 6 top 8 started <_< Apparently getting excited exacerbates insomnia to an insane degree.

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Shoenin_Kakashi posted...
bumping with Hakumen awesomeness


this just makes me mad that i can't find mike z's basketball infinite from this year's evo anywhere. especially since the announcers were already declaring that it was perfect for this series.

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summary of EVO2011:

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SemiFinal vs Belarus posted...


this just makes me mad that i can't find mike z's basketball infinite from this year's evo anywhere. especially since the announcers were already declaring that it was perfect for this series.


you mean this?


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Nice catch BlAcK TuRtLe.
But too bad your ass got SAAAAAAAAAAACKED.*tackles*

okay, i was out of town and communication during evo this year.


I want to watch stuff but preferably spoiler free.

Can anyone provide links on where to start and such?

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