Board 8 > Eastbound and Down - The Watchthrough Topic

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I've heard a lot about this show over the years, but never got around to watching it. People have compared me to Kenny Powers and I follow his hilarious ass on twitter. Then last night Lockes highly recommended it. I figure he knows me well enough that this should be pretty good. Watching episode 1 right now. I will give write-ups, ratings, rankings, all that biz.

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Hell yeah. Comedy gold!

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Hockey

Chapter 1

I have never been hooked by a show so quickly. 60 seconds in, I knew this show would be a favorite of mine. I am comfortable saying that this early. I understand the comparisons immediately, because I also talk like my **** don't stank and use the **** word gratuitously. He is a substitute teacher? WHY HASN'T ANYONE FORCED ME TO WATCH THIS?! This show is perfect for me. Kenny Powers definitely has more balls than I do though. I thought I didn't have a filter on my mouth, but I'm tame compared to this guy. I do, however, greet my students by saying "What's up?" I love the way he tries to pick up Ms. Buchanan is simply going to her door and pointing at her. Such an alpha move. Just when I thought the pilot episode couldn't get any better, they start playing Black Betty. I thought, "Wow, no way they can top this." Then he throws a naked chick off a jetski. Excellence.

Highlights:
"Death is for *******"
"I'm the man who can throw it faster than **** and that is why I'm better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass n' suck my ****, everyone"
"I think I'm gonna need to change my pants. *laughs* I'm just playin, I didn't *** my pants"

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Commodore
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Tag.

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Chapter 2

Apparently I've watched this episode twice when I was blacked out. The past two nights it shows I played it. Don't remember it. Oops. Oh well, for the 3rd/1st time, I'm watching Chapter 2. Starts off immediately with tit. Noice. And he makes her use a dental dam. Ballin. I lost my **** when he talks about the rats and birds ****in in the birdbath creating a new form of AIDS. Will Ferrell's appearance is spectacular (woo!). He rolls into school blaring the Milkshake song, which has always been a guilty pleasure of mine. His dance moves at the school dance are tremendous and I had to watch it twice to believe it. That Stevie Janowski is weird as ****, I hope they kill him off or something. Overall it was a solid episode, but not as good as the first. Still thoroughly enjoying it though.

- Its a real job. Its not like teaching kids. You can't get ****ed up.

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Commodore
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Marathon this s***

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Hockey