Board 8 > I seriously just had the best idea!

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If I went downtown, and found a hooker, and was like, "I want to make sure you're not a cop, so show me your boobs" and she showed me her boobs, I would finally get to see breasts up-close for the first time for free, and it would be legal because I wouldn't actually do anything with her, I would just be like "I changed my mind" and then ride my bike home

who are you

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Till she points out that you don't get to see the merchandise for free, you pay her anyway to see her boobs, and *then* she turns out to be a cop and arrests you

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DeathChicken posted...
Till she points out that you don't get to see the merchandise for free, you pay her anyway to see her boobs, and *then* she turns out to be a cop and arrests you

If paying someone to see their breasts is illegal then why do strip clubs/Girls Gone Wild exist

Than why don't you just go to a strip club if you're willing to pay?

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There isn't one in my town!

and I never actually said I was willing to pay

also if I do it this way I might convince her to give me a motorboat too

I seriously just had the best idea!

*topic list*

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That is far from the best idea

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It's bulletproof, go do it and report back with your findings.

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I don't want to anymore, someone scared me by telling me that I'd probably get brutally beaten by her pimp

what kind of town has hookers but no strip club?

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That's what I was just gonna ask SC

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Why not get a girlfriend or find the school slut?

Oh wait this is on GameFAQs nevermind.

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