Board 8 > Post here and I will chuu2 you up

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Hahaha. That's fantastic.

But I know despite my name being Illyasviel you didn't just make me a loli.

That character totally has all the wit and attitude of a late teens early 20s princess.

No doubt. No doubt. Yup.

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No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

Two tomorrow. I'm a lot more productive when I promise things.

Or when people worship me

BOW

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Okay

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Everyone including me wonders why am I here

Bah, not satisfied with the one I'm working on.

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ZFS

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......

I am still shrouded by a thick veil of grey smoke, grey dust, grey fog, grey debris, grey fire, grey clods of dirt, and the remnants of my grey failure still falling from the sky...

and blood. Not mine...

"Ah... that's right... the deathblow... he took it... the one that... was meant for me."

That idiot. Always going off and doing things of his own accord. Always changing his mind on what's the best for our party. Always full of enthusiasm.

And now... he's gone. Gone because at the very last step on the stairs to victory, at the worst moment possible, I let my guard down. Because of me. Me.

"Hey,"

We were so close... eleven of the twelve legendary Zodiac spirits contracted us. And here, at the final temple... why did this have to happen... why did I let it happen?!

"Hey you! Don't just go ignoring your buds, just because they're dead!"

"I must be hallucinating from the shock of losing my best fri-"

"No! See I'm still here! I'm real! My favorite scrolls were Master of Linked Swords, then Last Phantasm Seven and finally Edification Simulacrum four, no wait fi-"

"...So you are alive...?"

"The Uncontracted Zadiac Spirit of Neverending arms took pity on me and blah blah blah, so...

...when are we going to make Mally boy sob like the little girl you were five seconds ago?"

"I was not crying you overgrown history snob."

"Hahahaha, always the same aren't you Mistress Khrystyne? Well, looks like my time is up here. See you on the other side."

I spoiled myself with a single tear, as the smoke cleared away.

I saw the endless hoards of Holy Sectarian Imperial Guards, each armed to the tooth. I saw General Malivil readying his railgun, ready to wipe my very existence off the face of .

I saw the Weapon where Atkim Emzorld Neo was, lying there on its side, radiating power, strength and invincibility as if he was still with me.

"...the Zenith Fragmentation Striker huh."

I reached for it, and, as if reading my mind, it instantly leapt onto my arm and swallowed up my hand. The sides opened up and engulfed me in innumerate structural bracings.

As if in slow motion, the General's gun flashes and the two tonne Zirnatium bullet closes in on me.

I smile.

He's weak. Too weak.

After all, there's nothing alive in this world now that can stop my Mega Black Hole catpult now!!!

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That's probably getting edited.

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Hellz yea

Heh.

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SHINE: The man killed an entire kingdom by pissing into their water supply. If that isn't development I don't know what is

Post

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Nominate ExDeath for the next Character Battle.

Worth a shot.

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hello

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DROP THE R AND BACK AWAY!

It means "stuff 12 year olds would find cool" like words in latin, guys wearing trench coats, aliens, magical swords and explosions.

I was only allowed to like that stuff when I was 12?

****

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Currently playing: TEW '10, Pokemon Black, Gemcraft Labyrinth, Sharin no kumi, BlAcK TuRtLe

haha. i'm not sure what it is i just read but it was awesome.

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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

Impressive.

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Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
last.fm/user/BlackHydras

may as well post I guess maybe

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boring and mundane signature
Now with more bold! Less Italics due to bold

curses why did i not see this before now

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I'm too tired to drive anywhere, anyway, right now, do you care if I praise Black Turtle?
Call me numbers.

Because you are bad also my edit is broken so I am posting to thank sephsblade for cleaning up that ZFS writeup now that my ghost writer has been revealed I am obviously retiring duh.

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BUMP WHILE NEWBIE WRITES BECAUSE HE IS BAD

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this must go on

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I have a third degree burn in flame-o-nomics -Sir Chris

Never.

Nio

There was once / a really big / sword compensating for / bees that fire / exploding volcano dinosaurs
who ride on / THOR THUNDER GOD / Said Pwnage Bill / As bees filled / his cavities and / he screamed while / peeing, Amen brother.
And so goes / how I won / at everything forever / like literally obsessing / over ulti XD / Paramore twitter boobs /
standing on top / of a meteor / made of CAPITALISM / no u mad (yes I am can we not count joke alts?) / EVERYBODY PARTY NOW /
thought Bed Ellis / he reached for / his darkness revolver / while doing a / billion million pushups / so he shot / president of Madagascar
Sharks with freaking / laser beams on / their freaking bees / oh god we / are so screwed. / Only if we / ##No lynch day / 23 conspiracy wins.

A mad scientist / with a death / cosmo, super duper / mega ultra beam / aimed it at / AMERICA F*** YEAH / wait no whoops / said president obama
/ who was really / icehawk winng uoty / after licking yoblazer's / chocolate ice cream.

~ First page of a three word story.

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so slow

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Hey hey hey.

Guys in trench coats are cool at any age.

Detective Ken Brennan knows what I'm saying.

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lazy ass

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I like train chuu chuu

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do you now carvey

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I have a third degree burn in flame-o-nomics -Sir Chris

wha

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You beat yourself up with your past. Don't blame yourself, blame the world. Blame God. Blame me.

Yorick the Exalted: Well isn't this just the greatest idea. We could be a lot better prepared if you just give me one more da-
Ascended Zix: Thou doth complain too much, whence I can count thou as a coward.
Brutalizer Sid Munchikins III:Shut up you two nerds and hand me the dori-I mean "enchanted flatbread of obscurity".
As Sid reached for his rucksack, a plague of dire bees descended upon his pack and consumed every edible object within.
Brutalizer Sid Munchikins the Third: Oh for god's sa- Why do you need to roll a check for that? Now gimme the bag you tub of crisco.
Because
Brutalizer Sid Munchikins III: That's not a reason.
Because it's foretold alright? Now shut up and let Fate perform it's ineffable
Ascended Zix: Touche Sir Sid, perhaps thou may yet see salvation yet, for we have been preparing long years for this final confrontation! Now harken yourselves comrades! Our moment of everlasting glory awaits!
Yorick the Exalted: Well, whatever, anyway, I invoke my Amulet of Mystical Beast detection and blow my Horn of Everlasting calling.
The sonorous melody reverberated across the lands, its transcendent notes resonating in mysterious ways, folding in upon itself until the air sung no more
Brutalizer Sid Munchikins III: You can put the thesaurus down now Fate.
Ascended Zix: Aye verily, for the day grows long and our foes grows stronger.
Yorick the Exalted: And all of my prebuffs are wearing off.

A spine-chilling roar answered the ephemeral cry, and from beyond the horizon, a gargantuan, serpentine, wing blotted out the setting sun.

Yorick the Exalted: That is like, ten levels above what we're supposed to fight.

The skyline, now broken by the boundless murkiness of the creature, slowly grew darker as the shape engulfed the miniscule company of the would-be heroes

Brutalizer Sid Munchikins III: ...Well s*** on a stick.

His pride slighted at the sight of his fledgling combatants, the beast annihilated the city where they had stayed the night with a single immolating outpouring of unfathomable heat.

Ascended Zix: Outrageous...! What power thine foul dragon holds over this dominion!

He slowly flaps his wings and descends upon the party, everyone holds their ground, except for Zix, who is unable to resist the hurricane force winds and falls over

The Dragon leered about them. Zix slowly dusted himself off and readied his holy shield as he levelly stared back.

Spirits, light, wisps, the call of otherworldly beings, raw elemental energy all swirled around Yorick as he raised his crooked staff.

The sky now completely dark, when everything is as one shadow Sid evaporates into the twilight, the glint of his twin daggers the last to disappear.

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THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLA-

All three: NO BACKGROUND MUSIC.

~ numbers

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yes.

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I'm too tired to drive anywhere, anyway, right now, do you care if I praise Black Turtle?
Call me numbers.

new newbie rule I am a lazy ass

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you can bump if you want to

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I have a third degree burn in flame-o-nomics -Sir Chris

new newbie rule I am a lazy ass

gimmick-stealing punk


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another place and time, without a great divide, and we could be flying deadly high

My gimmicks are original and not at all derivative jeff zero agreed

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forgot about this =O

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Don't worry guys, I have all the clubs

I sensed, rather than saw the weaknesses in my prismatic shield.

That split second, that one split second of head start caused the Hellfire Orb to miss me by a mere hair's length.

"Tch, you clerics are all the same. Useless and incompetent when you don't have someone to leech off of." the gravelly voice echoed off of the catacomb's walls.

<Est, liberalis, palisadous>

Columns of magically formed mithril rose and formed a grate between me and my attacker. I quickly rounded the corner and crouched underneath a low overhang, trying to catch my breath. I slowly drew out a rejuvenation index and placed it on the back of my neck. I felt the warmth and vitality spread throughout my body.

"What a waste of energy, if you would only come along quietly I wouldn't have to cast this many spells and you get to rest forever right here. There are already coffins here anyway! No one would have to pay for your funeral either."

I heard a high pitched screeching noise reverberating from around the corner seconds after the cloaked man stopped talking. Damn, that should have held him for another minute.

"It's impressive that a two bit mage such as yourself can do that. But if running is all you can do... then..."

A red light permeated the floor... I felt the cobbles growing red hot under me.

<Aevir, aeros, zephyris!>

A strong wind cradled and send me crashing into the dead end five carriage lengths away. Thank the Waves that my myriad of regeneration beads still function, that would have hurt if I wasn't careful. The passage I was in has completely collapsed, definitely because the walls have melted into lava.

"So this is how it's going to be huh? I didn't want to use that but you leave me no choice."

Silence.

Dusting myself off and looking away from the intruder's location, I pondered my options.

If my mental map is right, this way is away from the village... so that means the Wave Priest's Sanctum is only a bit ahead, if I just make a little further, I could mayb-

I saw the tiny orange-red speck of color approaching from the faraway passages of the catacombs, a raging inferno of chaos, destruction, mayhem and death.

It's the Lost Spell of Chimera fire.

Fantastic, whoever sees my dead body would just b-

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Xanthos of Immortal Blazes walked slowly. After all, no one could escape that particular spell, thought to have been lost for hundreds of years and finally, finally his for the taking after years of intensive research into the Voidarts. And besides, he always allowed himself a small break after completing a job.

He wondered why he, in particular, was needed for this job. Clerics are usually so pathetic that even most normal, run-of-the-mill mercenaries could destroy them with little effort, and he was the best of the best. Of course, he never saw nor knew about his client or his motives, and who would he be if he passed up easy money and easy prey? Dead, that's what.

Still though, this... Irene of Silver Weaves has managed to block or dodge most of his weaker spells, and for that show of defiance he credits the girl with a modicum of competence.

He saw the girl's charred corpse, collapsed within temple altars. Pity, he thought, maybe if she had reached it in time, there might have been something to challenge me, but after all, she is a mere... cleric.

He entered the altar and crouched by the corpse and started to cast the spell of identification.

"Well well well, look who we have here."

A feminine voice coldly reverberated around the chamber.

"I didn't expect seeing that spell again quite so soon. I knew that you barely passed the laughable standard the scum today label as 'competent', but bravo, I commend you for your efforts."

"Who are you? What do you want?" He tilted his head, trying to locate the direction the voice was coming from.

"I am called many names, most of them lost to time. However you know me by the name 'Irene'."

He glanced back at the corpse, and saw that it had transformed into a small doll. He cursed and backed off from it.

"Tut tut tut. Dogs like you never learn to think. Anyone ordering a cleric killed wouldn't hire a firebrand like you. You were fairly expensive too, nearly emptied my purse you did, but no matter. Any mutt foolish enough to come here also carried his bone with him...."

He heard footsteps coming from behind him. He turned around and saw a figure wearing a black, wide rimmed hat.

"Why would you do this?"

A laugh.

"One day, long ago, a young cleric decided that she didn't want to die. She searched and searched for a method everywhere in the world. And finally she found one. By offering up a single mage sacrifice, you can extend your life for centuries..."

The man threw a ball of raging fire at the figure, it dissipated before reaching halfway.

"And, now that we are the temple's magic suppression chamber... I can finally use my full power..."

She raised both her hands, hexagonal symbols, divine hieroglyphics, distorted whisperings of beings from beyond the void spread throughout the chamber.

Xanthos turned and ran for the exit.

A cackle. "Do you really think I would leave room for you to run away squealing? Think again, mutt."

The spell coalesced, crackling, ripping, tearing, destroying the very fabric of reality as it gathered in the cleric's arms.

"Well, you kept me entertained for long enough. Goodbye."

INFINITY SPARK!!!!!!!

The beam of light shot out toward the man and he was no more.

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~ SilverlinerV

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