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Ancient_Requiem
09/02/11 6:31:00 PM
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Julius: Your pardon; did I break thy concentration?
Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still.
Allow me, then, to offer a retort.
Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray.
Brett: What?
Julius: What country dost thou hail from?
Brett: What?
Julius: Thou sayest thou dost hail from distant What!
I know but naught of thy strange country What.
What language speak they in the land of What?
Brett: What?
Julius: English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
Brett: Aye!
Julius: Then hearken to my words and answer them!
Describe to me Marsellus Wallace!
Brett: What?
(JULIUS presses his knife to BRETT's throat)
Julius: Speak 'What' again! Thou cur, cry 'What' again!
I dare thee utter 'What' again but once!
I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name!
Now, paint for me a portraiture in words,
If thou hast any in thy head but 'What',
Of Marsellus Wallace!
Brett: He is dark.
Julius: Aye, and what more?
Brett: His head is shaven bald.
Julius: Hath he the semblance of a harlot?
Brett: What?
(JULIUS strikes with his blade and BRETT cries out)
Julius: Hath he the semblance of a harlot?
Brett: Nay!
Julius: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus?
Brett: I did not!
Julius: Aye, thou didst! O, aye, thou didst!
Thou sought to rape him like a chattel whore!
And sooth, Lord Wallace is displeased to bed
With aught save Lady Wallace, whom he wed.
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TimJab
09/02/11 6:34:00 PM
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From: Ancient_Requiem | #001
Julius: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus?


ok i laughed

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Ancient_Requiem
09/02/11 6:45:00 PM
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LOL. This is hilarious xD
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UItimaterializer
09/02/11 6:48:00 PM
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guiga is hilarious when he tries to be hilarious, yes

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special_sauce
09/02/11 6:48:00 PM
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Ancient_Requiem posted...
LOL. This is hilarious xD

did you just call your own post hilarious?

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ScepterOfLove
09/02/11 6:51:00 PM
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Wtf

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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/02/11 6:57:00 PM
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So it's GuiGa? I KNEW that account was someone I didn't like...

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Ancient_Requiem
09/02/11 10:59:00 PM
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bump
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Psycho_Kenshin
09/02/11 11:03:00 PM
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Bringith the gimp upon us, I do say!

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foolmor0n
09/02/11 11:06:00 PM
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it was funny until you laughed at your own joke

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Jukkie
09/02/11 11:21:00 PM
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I suck at the Internet and even I know this is older than DINOSAURS!!!!!!

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jdizzy156
09/02/11 11:27:00 PM
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you didn't actually make that up did you?

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