http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That%27s_no_moon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bus_That_Couldn%27t_Slow_Down
I'm really fond of those, but I wonder what other good ones there are.
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan