Board 8 > Because of the wild animals loose in Ohio...

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StealThisSheen
10/19/11 3:53:00 PM
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The police believe to have gotten most of them. Except for one. A monkey is reportedly still believed to be on the loose.

A monkey... with herpes.

MONKEY! HERPES MONKEY!
Somebody better stop this sexual deviant!
MONKEY! HERPES MONKEY!
Apparently never learned sexual etiquette!
MONKEY! HERPES MONKEY!
Running around transferring his diseases!
MONKEY! HERPES MONKEY!
Why didn't he ask for that rhino's history?

But what will we do?
Surely we can't kill him!
He's just an innocent animaaaaaaallllll
BAM
He just bit you in the neck!
Now you'll never f*** without lyiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnngggg!

MONKEY! HERPES MONKEY!
Better hide yo' kids and yo' wife indoors!
MONKEY! HERPES MONKEY!
You thought you were unattractive before?
MONKEY! HERPES MONKEY!

MONKEY! HERPES MONKEY!

More at 11.



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Emporer_Kazbar
10/19/11 3:54:00 PM
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Do you have a bootleg of this I could play in my stereo at home?

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KCF0107
10/19/11 3:58:00 PM
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I remember reading an article about this morning

http://gma.yahoo.com/last-escaped-animals-being-hunted-down-zanesville-ohio-074109844.html

I am astounded that they would not only let him keep that high amount of exotic animals but also because he had like 50 violations or something and he wasn't forced to hand them over to The Savior that is Jack Hannah

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CherryCokes
10/19/11 4:22:00 PM
#4:


best joke yet

http://twitter.com/#!/michaeljnelson/status/126798479115829248

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