Board 8 > i jjsust cheated on my girlfriend

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Psycho_Kenshin
10/22/11 3:47:00 AM
#55:


Disclaimer: not everyone cheats.

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Rad Link 5
10/22/11 3:49:00 AM
#56:


Not everyone, no.

But enough people where "everyone" feels like an acceptable hyperbole.

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Psycho_Kenshin
10/22/11 3:51:00 AM
#57:


Also, not to jump in before the op is posting soberly to say, but maybe it'd be a better idea to break up if there's a chance with this 23 year old chick? 23 year old chick is obviously cooler than 18 year old chick, obv.

Doesn't count as cheating then, ha it's like sending out a resume before quitting your job.

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Liquid Wind
10/22/11 3:55:00 AM
#58:


lol people that "can't type when drunk", stop attention whoring yo
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facepaImer
10/22/11 3:56:00 AM
#59:


At least he gets with women, Palmer.

oh come on you know this is funny

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Rad Link 5
10/22/11 4:01:00 AM
#60:


From: Liquid Wind | #058
lol people that "can't type when drunk", stop attention whoring yo


Has clearly never tried posting drunk.

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facepaImer
10/22/11 4:03:00 AM
#61:


this can't be his first time though

never understood how being drunk could interfere with how you type

guess im never really been that ****ed up or drunk though

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Liquid Wind
10/22/11 4:10:00 AM
#62:


Has clearly never tried posting drunk.

I'm more inclined to believe that timjab is a lightweight, I mean, he's fretting about what his gf that is still in high school is going to think, beta as ****
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Rad Link 5
10/22/11 4:37:00 AM
#63:


Fair enough.

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CrashAndTheBoys
10/22/11 4:45:00 AM
#64:


So, we just talked to your girlfriend.

At first she was like




Then she was all



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SlymDayspring
10/22/11 5:02:00 AM
#65:


Look on the bright side timjab, nobody respected you in the first place.

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AlecTrevelyan006
10/22/11 5:49:00 AM
#66:


How attractive are the girls? Do they take your breath away?

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TimJab
10/22/11 9:17:00 AM
#67:


From: Liquid Wind | #062
Has clearly never tried posting drunk.

I'm more inclined to believe that timjab is a lightweight, I mean, he's fretting about what his gf that is still in high school is going to think, beta as ****


literally has no ready comprehension

From: SlymDayspring | #065
Look on the bright side timjab, nobody respected you in the first place.


literally jealous

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foolm0ron
10/22/11 9:24:00 AM
#68:


^literally didn't know his gf was sleeping with his best friend during all of this

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Biolizard28
10/22/11 9:25:00 AM
#69:


literally has no ready comprehension

Okay, that's enough.

Charade's over.

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Wanglicious
10/22/11 9:31:00 AM
#70:


well was she at least cute.
also i am totally stealing vafian as secret code.

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Inviso
10/22/11 9:38:00 AM
#71:




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Peace___Frog
10/22/11 9:38:00 AM
#72:


Vafian is amazing.

Thank you, TJ.

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TimJab
10/22/11 9:38:00 AM
#73:


not sure what biolizard is talking about

just took a massive dump

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TimJab
10/22/11 9:39:00 AM
#74:


From: HanOfTheNekos | #032
Drink plenty of water and eat some bacon!


i skipped the water but i just ate so much bacon

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SemiFinal vs Belarus
10/22/11 9:47:00 AM
#75:


ha ha this topic is priceless. vafian is the best ever.

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TimJab
10/22/11 10:00:00 AM
#76:


getting ready to go to a wedding

no plus 1 so i can avoid my gf all day!

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IngmarBirdman
10/22/11 10:03:00 AM
#77:


This is like a football team expressing regret after scoring a touchdown. Do conceal your handiwork though.

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TimJab
10/22/11 10:04:00 AM
#78:


nah, it's more like asking if i should spike the ball and dance or just hand the ball back to the ref

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Ainoxi
10/22/11 10:06:00 AM
#79:


ITT: Scumbags galore!

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TimJab
10/22/11 10:06:00 AM
#80:


^ literally ran a porn site

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Ainoxi
10/22/11 10:07:00 AM
#81:


Yes, running a porn site is definitely comparable to cheating on someone and then being proud of it.

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SemiFinal vs Belarus
10/22/11 10:08:00 AM
#82:


man that porn site was a legit business

don't try to fault your white-collar betters, timothy

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TimJab
10/22/11 10:09:00 AM
#83:


i'm gonna consider myself good if i don't cheat on her at the wedding tonight because that takes some ****ing willpower

From: Ainoxi | #081
Yes, running a porn site is definitely comparable to cheating on someone and then being proud of it.


you're being sarcastic obviously


running a porn site is a lot worse

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Ainoxi
10/22/11 10:10:00 AM
#84:


Enjoy being scum. I hope she find out and stabs you in the junk.

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Inviso
10/22/11 10:12:00 AM
#85:


I have to ask, TimJab.

When you were doing this other girl, did it ever kill the mood for her when you had to take a hit from your inhaler before continuing on?

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CrimsonOcean
10/22/11 10:12:00 AM
#86:


Vafian sounds like it's an Eevee evolution.

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TimJab
10/22/11 10:12:00 AM
#87:


man i was just thinking

if russell ever sees this topic

=(

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TimJab
10/22/11 10:14:00 AM
#88:


From: Ainoxi | #084
Enjoy being scum. I hope she find out and stabs you in the junk.


enjoy the things you bought with your dirty porn money

From: Inviso | #085
I have to ask, TimJab.

When you were doing this other girl, did it ever kill the mood for her when you had to take a hit from your inhaler before continuing on?


i am an incredible lover

when erect, i no longer have to regulate my breathing

it's like using a powerup

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Peace___Frog
10/22/11 10:16:00 AM
#89:


Did you mean to search for:

varian

favian

wafian

vifan

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KingBartz
10/22/11 10:17:00 AM
#90:


xd peaf

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Alecohol
10/22/11 10:21:00 AM
#91:


From: TimJab | #088
[quoted text]

enjoy the things you bought with your dirty porn money

[quoted text]

i am an incredible lover

when erect, i no longer have to regulate my breathing

it's like using a powerup


That's fitting, because I've heard yours actually does resembel a mushroom in both shape and size.

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Suprak the Stud
10/22/11 10:25:00 AM
#92:


girl im with is 18

gir l i hooked up with justr turned 23


How old are you? This is an important factor in whether or not I offer praise or lots of praise.

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Suprak the Stud
10/22/11 10:27:00 AM
#93:


man i was just thinking

if russell ever sees this topic


...wait, your girlfriend's name is Russell? This was a definite step up then.

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AlecTrevelyan006
10/22/11 10:30:00 AM
#94:


From: Suprak the Stud | #093
man i was just thinking

if russell ever sees this topic


...wait, your girlfriend's name is Russell? This was a definite step up then.


The new girl's name is Lola. L-O-L-A Lola.

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Rad Link 5
10/22/11 10:31:00 AM
#95:


There's a site that literally archives every single topic ever on GameFAQs.

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TimJab
10/22/11 10:40:00 AM
#96:


From: Suprak the Stud | #092
girl im with is 18

gir l i hooked up with justr turned 23


How old are you? This is an important factor in whether or not I offer praise or lots of praise.


23

From: Alecohol | #091
That's fitting, because I've heard yours actually does resembel a mushroom in both shape and size.


who told you this

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TimJab
10/22/11 10:40:00 AM
#97:


was it extha

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thundersheep
10/22/11 10:41:00 AM
#98:


As far as the "everyone cheats" idea goes... that's stupid. There are so many ****ing girls out there who aren't looking for something serious, or who are cool with "dating" while you hook up with other girls. If you're going to get into a relationship where you KNOW she's going to be unhappy if you get with other girls... don't cheat. That's pretty much all you have to do. If you don't think you can do that, then you don't need to get into an exclusive relationship... I really don't get it.

And just to clarify, I'm all for casual hookups, I honestly believe monogamy is kind of a ridiculous idea and that it only makes sense for raising children... which is why I make that clear with girls I'm interested in. People take this kind of stuff really hard, and there is no reason to hurt people like that if you think you're incapable of staying faithful.

Ugh.

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Rad Link 5
10/22/11 11:08:00 AM
#99:


Now I'm not condoning entering a monogamous relationship and then cheating.

But I'm also not gonna pretend that's not crazy common.

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Wanglicious
10/22/11 11:23:00 AM
#102:


also wasn't ramona 23.
seriously, timjab you're scott pilgrim.

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HanOfTheNekos
10/22/11 11:24:00 AM
#103:


I'm making what I can of this situation.

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Tom Waits
10/22/11 11:26:00 AM
#104:


From: UltimaterializerX | #100
Mistakes happen, you deal with them and move on.


In this case, you "deal with it" by telling your girlfriend, and she'll decide whether or not she wants to "move on." In either case, you do your best to make sure the "mistake" doesn't happen again.

also make sure to name your next eevee vafian


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