It would be the absolute wonkiest game ever. Bobs punching for reaction commands... Dante imitations for some of the God Reels, God Hand mode becomes a rage mode where you see every enemy as a different version that dum pink ball.
I can't fathom the awesomeness of this game. It would have the best gameplay of all time, be the funniest game of all time, and be the absolute wackiest *thing* ever.
but such greatness simply isnt meant to exist :(
-- [NO BARKLEY NO PEACE] im here to you dark soul with my LIGHT -ertyu