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Congrats to Guru champ SuperNiceDog! All hail our Guru overlord.

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Updates YAY!

The Punk Gauge is literally at the max. It would take a miracle to f*** this up (or another Diabolos Ex Machina. You better NOT, FAH! >=( ), however since I know nothing about Punk game I will suggest nothing.

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I've come to the realization that I need a sig.

Now we have a stupid shirt. An expensive stupid shirt. Guess we'll have to make those 14 dollars count for the other girls!

Anyway...time to seal the deal. How about asking her if she's ever made out (and because this apparently means different things to different people, I mean kissing here) in the mall's bathroom? Maybe?

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Bear, do not blame, what cannot be changed

Ok, I know I said I knew nothing about Punk game, but I'm pretty sure that's gonna get us slapped. Someone correct me if I'm wrong. Until then, antivote that.

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I've come to the realization that I need a sig.

If this were anyone other than the Punk, I'd agree and I've been rather on target with the Punk! But this is why I don't go off submitting actions, discussion is good. So, other suggestions?

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Bear, do not blame, what cannot be changed

Don't ask her if she has done it before, just ask her to come make out with us.

Being assertive is fine in this position.


But first make sure none of the other girls are in range of our conversation with her.

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Agreed, public bathrooms, as ever, could screw us over here.

We'd have to make a call on which bathroom to go into; either we'd try to get her to go into the men's bathroom, which would be a weird place to make out if it had other guys peeing in it, or we try and sneak into the women's bathroom, which would seem way too creepy.

However, if we went in either one we could check for stuff in the toilet cisterns, so I'm genuinely torn on whether to vote or un-vote the suggestion...

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I won through basic physics; face conducts fist.

Clearly if anyone's in the bathroom we'd just tell them to piss off in true punk like fashion! And I only suggested the bathrooms since they're probably as private as you can get without actually leaving the mall. Unless there's areas available that Fah hasn't shown us! Or I guess we could break into that closed down place but that would be ILLEGAL and get us THROWN OUT and the Butch and Townie are probably still down there and would see us with ANOTHER GIRL and partaking in ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES. Or I guess we could just do it in PUBLIC. The choices are almost endless!

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Bear, do not blame, what cannot be changed

There are problem some changing rooms in this store.

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Brilliant!



But I don't see any. =( I mean...there should be, where did we go to put on our new shirt? Did we just take off our old one and put on our new one right there!?

Fah! Are there changing rooms somewhere in this place? C/D

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Bear, do not blame, what cannot be changed

You just changed your shirt on the shop floor, so no.

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Am I the only one who thinks the shirt is kind of cool? >_>


And asking her to make out doesn't seem like it will end up well. At all



Why don't we do what a normal person would do and ask her for her number or something?

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Yeah. I just can't shake the feeling that asking her to make out, let alone asserting ourselves and bypassing the "asking" portion is going to get us slapped. I know I'd slap a man if he pulled me into the men's restroom to kiss me. But then... I'm not punk. Like, at all. Still though, plum's is my favorite suggestion so far.

I vote ask for them digits in the most punk-sounding way possible

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I've come to the realization that I need a sig.

Well that's kinda creepy.

Shirt's alright but it was expensive! Pfft. Like we're a normal person. But I suppose our goal is to increase the number of girls we sleep with to FIVE as it says in our lovely intro page. And I GUESS the first step to that would be to ask for her number first. Quite sensible, plum.

So thoughts on asking for her number and getting the intense MACK SESSION on later at some point?

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Bear, do not blame, what cannot be changed

Works for me.

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Guns don't kill people, Kinder eggs do. I saw it in a post on GameFAQs. ~FAHtastic

Let's get her number so that we have a way to bail out of the LAME party we're going to tonight.

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Congrats to Guru champ SuperNiceDog! All hail.

I honestly can't see anyone taking exception here, let's just do it.

> Ask her for her DIGITS.

> As in NUMBERS, not her FINGERS.

> PHONE NUMBERS, that is.

> Specifically her PHONE NUMBER.

> Check for INTERESTING THINGS inside WATERPROOF BAGS, taped to the inside of the public toilet CISTERNS, like where CRIMINALS hide EXCITING THINGS.

> What I'm saying is ASK her for her PHONE NUMBER, basically.

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I won through basic physics; face conducts fist.

GenesisSaga posted...
Yeah. I just can't shake the feeling that asking her to make out, let alone asserting ourselves and bypassing the "asking" portion is going to get us slapped. I know I'd slap a man if he pulled me into the men's restroom to kiss me. But then... I'm not punk. Like, at all. Still though, plum's is my favorite suggestion so far.

I vote ask for them digits in the most punk-sounding way possible


I'll never have a chance with you :(

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It's difficult to draw a nose ring when your characters don't have noses, btw.

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DO DO DO DOO DO DO DOO DO DOO!



*victory stance*

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Score! But now we're broke.

Uh...

>Try to work on Hipster Girl for bonus macking
>Make sure to mention how you like this band that "you probably haven't heard of"

After that, I say we split. Ain't no point in working on Townie or Butch as we have little to no shot at either of them as of right now.

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I've come to the realization that I need a sig.

Excellent suggestions everyone! Except that last one by me. lol

>Don't forget to wear your NEUTRAL EXPRESSION for bonus hipster points.

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Bear, do not blame, what cannot be changed

>Assess what swag can be bought that would improve your hipster ranking.

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From: Twelfth_Hill | #368
> Check for INTERESTING THINGS inside WATERPROOF BAGS, taped to the inside of the public toilet CISTERNS, like where CRIMINALS hide EXCITING THINGS.

time to do this.

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^ Awww yeaaahh!

We could even save money by checking for Hipster Swag stashed in there.

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Explosive - A++

Remind me not to try those with anyone.

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Dynamic sig good.
SuperNiceDog better.

masterplum posted...
Am I the only one who thinks the shirt is kind of cool? >_>

I think it looks fine. Dude's sideburns, otoh...

And I dunno about you, but all this girl-gauge working is making me hungry. A pretzel sounds pretty good right about now.

[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]

>Buy a Hipster book and 2 Pretzels. Go to hipster girl and laugh about your SOCIAL EXPERIMENT to examine the personality of girls exhibiting different behaviours. Offer her one of the pretzels you bought and talk to her about her day. Also talk about the book you just bought to read.



Lots of mines in this one, we need to diffuse why she saw us going after all the different girls and we can't claim to have read anything in case SHE ALREADY READ THE BOOK AND QUIZZES US.

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>Immediately text the Punk girl the message, "Miss yooooou"

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^Antivote

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I've come to the realization that I need a sig.

From: GenesisSaga | #384
^Antivote

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Damn it, the toilet fitters must have known we were coming. Next time, next time...

I'm backing MP's Pretzel/Pulitzer Scam. We will increase not only our SNACK GAUGE in buying those pretzels, but also our HACK GAUGE in forming an opinion of a book we have yet to read.

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I won through basic physics; face conducts fist.

What about informing the Hipster girl that we knit our own hat? Would that be hipsterish?

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Bear, do not blame, what cannot be changed

Sure. Just make sure to mention that most of the hats available for purchase are TOO MAINSTREAM so you decided to MAKE YOUR OWN and you're prolly in.

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I've come to the realization that I need a sig.

Don't forget to mention that you plan on making some more hats to sell on Etsy, and that the Listing Picture will be a self-shot photo of you wearing the... actually, let's just cut to the good stuff:

> Take a CANTED, BIRD'S-EYE angled SEPIA-TONE PHOTO of self looking AFFECTEDLY NONPLUSSED using the CAMERA-PHONE

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I won through basic physics; face conducts fist.

Damn i wanted to be the first one to notice the explosive condom.


Does anyone else want to buy one?

I'm really tempted just to have an explosive condom in inventory. It must have some kind of EFFECT later on.

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^I would not try it.

For the record.

But sure go ahead and buy it. If it's available in a restroom it can't be expensive.

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I've come to the realization that I need a sig.

From: GenesisSaga | #391
^I would not try it.

For the record.

But sure go ahead and buy it. If it's available in a restroom it can't be expensive.

If I were to guess... 2 x £1.

Or whatever local currency is. But yeah, I'll go for that.

> Purchase an EXPLOSIVE CONDOM.

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Dynamic sig good.
SuperNiceDog better.

From: masterplum | #382
>Buy a Hipster book and 2 Pretzels. Go to hipster girl and laugh about your SOCIAL EXPERIMENT to examine the personality of girls exhibiting different behaviours. Offer her one of the pretzels you bought and talk to her about her day. Also talk about the book you just bought to read.

Antivote this as well, btw. Way to dangerous to talk to her with our mack guage this low.

Also, I've been wondering for ages. Why "guage"?

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Dynamic sig good.
SuperNiceDog better.

nintendogirl1 posted...
.Also, I've been wondering for ages. Why "guage"?

Urgh, because Photoshop doesn't have spellcheck. Lemme go back and fix it.

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Can we afford the hipster book and a pretzel?

If so we should just buy the book and 1 pretzel and read the book while sitting somewhere she can see us. But we have to read casually. We want her to see the book, but we don't want to look like we're especially trying to be seen. (even though we are)

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Right, typos all fixed.








I wanted to ask you all to nominate YAN for the Best Board Project in the Boardys, y'know, for some publicity, but it specifically states in the rules not to rally, so I won't.

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I laughed too hard at these. "Who's this loser?" especially got me going.

I have no idea how to increase Townie gauge and let's be honest, no one wants that Butch girl. I vote:

>Leave to go do THINGS

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I've come to the realization that I need a sig.

....

you are a devil among men.

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I support leaving to do THINGS.

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"nah, it's not my team if I drop pitchers for merely being horrible" -War13104
Congrats to Guru champ SuperNiceDog!

eh

Our POTENTIAL HIPSTER GAUGE is still alive, so that's still a plus.

We also have a mythical "Girl Number" in our possession.



I say we go for broke.



>Attempt some kind of spontaneous FLASH MOB

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