RULES - Vote for the rivals you think have had sex the most times. NOT NECESSARILY WITH EACH OTHER, that is. It can be with anyone. - You can't vote for a single character, you have to vote for the whole rivalry.... even if one character drags the rivalry down by still being a virgin (like Ganondorf in Link/Ganondorf) - The winners move on to the next round, believe it or not
Yesterday's results:
Chell / GLaDOS - 10 vs. Ness / Giygas - 1
----- Frog / Magus - 0 vs. Raiden / Vamp - 16
Today's rivalries:
Cloud / Sephiroth vs. Lloyd / Kratos
----- Kratos / Zeus vs. Layton / Don Paolo
So, tell me, which of these rival characters have had the most sex?
Lloyd/Kratos. Sephiroth has mother issues and Cloud has mental issues. Lloyd is a chick magnet and Kratos is healthy male of breeding age. Kratos/Zeus. Kratos wins this alone.
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I actually don't see Cloud and Sephiroth getting much action. Cloud was going through a lot until he eventually calmed down a bit later on in the game, and Sephiroth just doesn't seem the type.
Lloyd....ha, Kratos I guess had a dedicated romantic partner for a while. Plus he's lived for a few thousand years so.
Second match...yep
Lloyd/Kratos Kratos/Zeus
-- You have no time to ponder such questions, as Link has just grabbed a Smash Ball. http://backloggery.com/herodeltiempo/sig.gif
Dunno about Sephiroth, but Cloud was probably a virgin until the end of disc 2. So I vote for Kratos/Lloyd
Kratos/Zeus is probably going to win this entire thing. It's not like Kratos don't get around, but even he is dwarfed by Zeus, that guy probably beats the entire bracket on his own.
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Well Cloud does Tifa... once. And I'm not even sure if that's canon. Gonna go with
Kratos/Lloyd Kratos/Zeus
If you've ever read anything about Greek mythology, then you won't even.need me explain why Zeus dwarfs the exploits of everyone in this contest except MAYBE Catheryn. Yep, even Jecht.
GenesisSaga posted... Well Cloud does Tifa... once. And I'm not even sure if that's canon. Gonna go with
Kratos/Lloyd Kratos/Zeus
If you've ever read anything about Greek mythology, then you won't even.need me explain why Zeus dwarfs the exploits of everyone in this contest except MAYBE Catheryn. Yep, even Jecht.
No one drawfs Jecht. Jecht and C.Falcon override everyone. but C.Falcon isn't here
Kratos is a father, so we know he's had sex before, and because SPOILERS, he theoretically could've had quite a bit of it. Lloyd's pretty popular with the ladies himself.
Kratos/Zeus
Forget what I said about Tidus/Jecht; this is our contest's winner. Zeus is legendary for screwing anyone and everyone. Probably 90% of the gods and goddesses and legendary heroes in Greek Mythology are his children.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fB2P4Scf8E Ancient indeed.
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu (about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)
I feel like Sephiroth could've been a player before he lost his marbles. So many groupies. Cloud, not so much. Seph takes it (eheheh) anyway, I guess. Kratos/Zeus. Layton definitely has a lot going for him, Paolo is a loser, but none of that particularly matters when up against Mr. Offscreen Sex and Zeus.
-- I had a nightmare where Ulti forced me to eat brain matter. ;_;-MegaWentEvil
nothing from the mythology really works for god of war. but if there's one thing that they wouldn't tone down, it's sex. they have some bizarre version of one of his kids in the 2nd game, and really sex and gore are the backbone of that series.
kratos 1 for actually getting laid more often than anybody else he's facing. zeus for getting laid than everyone else listed here combined.
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