Board 8 > Which rivals have had the most sex? Squa/Seif / Lah/Mid // Sieg/Nigh / Ramz/Deli

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RULES
- Vote for the rivals you think have had sex the most times. NOT NECESSARILY WITH EACH OTHER, that is. It can be with anyone.
- You can't vote for a single character, you have to vote for the whole rivalry.... even if one character drags the rivalry down by still being a virgin
- The winners move on to the next round, believe it or not


Yesterday's results:

Crash / Neo Cortex - 6
vs.
Pac-Man / Blinky - 8

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Solid Snake / Liquid Snake - 12
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Crono / Lavos - 2


Today's rivalries:

Squall / Seifer
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Laharl / Mid-Boss

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Siegfried / Nightmare
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Ramza / Delita


So, tell me, which of these rival characters have had the most sex?

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Squall / Seifer
Ramza / Delita

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squall and seifer both nailed rinoa countless times

safe to assume siegfried got a bunch of tail from taki, ivy, sophitia, cassandra amongst others

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Well Squall and Seifer have both done Rinoa... Multiple times probably. But I'll abstain on the basis that I know next to nothing about Laharl and Mid-Boss other than their species and that Laharl is freaking adorable.

Ramza/Delita despite knowing next to nothing about these guys either. I know enough about Siegfried and Nightmare to know they ain't getting much, if any. Siegfried's too busy struggling with insanity and Nightmare's too busy gathering souls. Also I don't think he'd even be interested in sex unless the Soul Edge grew a vagina.

Squall and Rinoa almost certainly never had sex during the events of the game, so you could only count that if you're just making assumptions on what happens after the game. Seifer and Rinoa's relationship is the most vague thing in the world. The game says almost nothing about it other than they had some sort of relationship during the summer before the game, and it was apparently not all that serious.

wait why am I discussing this again

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first match is settled by Mid-Boss. fact is that man was an overlord among overlords and had women. laharl's even from his relationship with a human woman - who knows how many women he banged that were actually demons. he had everything: money, power, and the man calls himself The Dark Adonis.

it's a no brainer there. that man got laid regularly, by angels, demons, and humans.


...second match kinda goes to Siegfried/Nightmare by virtue of me thinking neither Ramza nor Delita ever got laid. maybe Ramza banged his sister. if you assume that they somehow survived and that wasn't ghosts it'd work. otherwise... yeah, pretty sure no sex, ever. Siegfried had to have banged somebody before going crazy though and just has better odds to having gotten some action.

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Nah, Delita's married by the end of the game, so I'm presuming he had sex at least once.

Ramza though, probably not. Genuinely seems to have no interest in romantic relationships.

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yeah, living for 1500~ years still is young in angel/demon terms. his pappy should dwarf him and really, when you're basically a playboy in your... well, mid-boss state, imagine just how much ass he was bagging for thousands of years as king.

votes go Mid-Boss on the first, and Siegfried on the second.

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delita's marriage wasn't exactly one of romance really though. but fair point. prob got laid a decent amount of times seeing how she eventually stabbed him.

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Well, he claims to have loved her, but it depends on how much you want to take him at his word.

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....and after checking siegfried's age and past, switch to Delita.

dude never got laid. his dad spent time teaching him how to use a sword, then he became leader of a gang, then went nuts after he killed his dad. he was 16 in the first soul edge, and his personality sine then has been to keep everyone away.


delita vs. 2 guys who never got any and a suit of armor with no genitals.

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The King Wang.
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Laharl / Mid-Boss
Ramza / Delita

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Spoilers
Laharl / Mid-Boss

While Squall/Seifer probably got their fair share of P****. Midboss was the King/Emperor AND is very very very old. I mean, it's possible he's had more sex than everyone in the contest combined.

Siegfried / Nightmare

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....and after checking siegfried's age and past, switch to Delita.

dude never got laid.

dude is honestly a stud




just look at that hair

now check out these women





dude was balls deep in all of that and more. his only competition was a zombie pirate, an ogre, and whatever the **** voldo is

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Laharl/Midboss
Ramza/Delita

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dude was balls deep in all of that and more. his only competition was a zombie pirate, an ogre, and whatever the **** voldo is

What?! Maxi, Kilik, Raphael, Mitsurugi, and Yun Seong are all attractive guys in the games. Maxi, Kilik, and Yun even travel with the girls at times. All of them are more likely to be with the ladies than Siegfried and all his issues.

Laharl / Mid-Boss
Ramza / Delita

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Laharl/Mid-boss because Mid-Boss in his prime was probably a mac daddy
Ramza/Delita because... I don't know, the opposition is probably at 0 and Delita was a god damn king so he at least had access if he cared. And Ramza probably got down and dirty with his sister at least once. That brother/sister relationship is suspicious I tell you.

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Laharl/Mid-Boss
Ramza/Delita

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muddersmilk posted...
dude was balls deep in all of that and more. his only competition was a zombie pirate, an ogre, and whatever the **** voldo is

What?! Maxi, Kilik, Raphael, Mitsurugi, and Yun Seong are all attractive guys in the games. Maxi, Kilik, and Yun even travel with the girls at times. All of them are more likely to be with the ladies than Siegfried and all his issues.

He's gotta be talking about just the "bad" ladies since Sophitia and Ivy have both allied on the wrong side whether due to coercion or free will as have Cervantes, Astaroth and Voldo, but... I don't recall Taki ever not fighting for good, so... ???

Laharl / Mid-Boss
Siegfried / Nightmare

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But Sophitia was good longer than she was "bad". And Raphael has definitely been on the "wrong side" for most the games.

And if you count Taki as bad than you pretty much have to count Mitsurugi as bad. In which case he has a better chance with Ivy and Taki than Siegfried does.

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Laharl / Mid-Boss

Seifer always struck me as closeted. His "relationship" with Rinoa was certainly a front. Squall, meanwhile, probably has had sex once or something prior to FF8, but certainly does not compare to Mid-Boss's escapades. Laharl's a virgin, obviously.

Ramza / Delita

Dudes, Delita was for sure banging someone every night even before he became King. Ramza was less promiscuous, but I'm sure he got laid on the reg travelling around the country with Gafgarion. Nightmare is a non-debatable zero. Siegfried could be a virgin, but if not maybe 5 times at the most.

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Laharl / Mid-Boss, the FFVIII guys were angst-ridden, and not the kind that gets you laid. Mid-Boss was also some sort of demonic Lothario

Ramza / Delita, Siegfried and Nightmare are probably both vigins. Ramza probably got some while traveling the world as a mercenary, and Delita undoubtedly got laid quite often.

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muddersmilk posted...
But Sophitia was good longer than she was "bad". And Raphael has definitely been on the "wrong side" for most the games.

And if you count Taki as bad than you pretty much have to count Mitsurugi as bad. In which case he has a better chance with Ivy and Taki than Siegfried does.

Yeah okay, then I have no idea what ExTha's thought train for that statement was.

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