Board 8 > how do you seal the deal with a college girl at a party?

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bamm
12/19/11 4:15:00 PM
#1:


like after spending a lot of time talking with a chick how do you close and bring her back to your room? i feel like i am good at everything but bringing the chick back to my room


any advice?
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TimJab
12/19/11 4:15:00 PM
#2:


"do you wanna go back to my room"

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Silvercross
12/19/11 4:16:00 PM
#3:


"I want to know what your insides feel like."

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jacko_vdz
12/19/11 4:17:00 PM
#4:


When in doubt, flop it out.

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Tyheam00
12/19/11 4:18:00 PM
#5:


Wrap it or go home and wack it.

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YetAnothrShadow
12/19/11 4:19:00 PM
#6:


This is quickly turning into a hit and quit it topic.

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EmoSpideyDancin
12/19/11 4:20:00 PM
#7:


From: bamm | #001
i feel like i am good at everything but bringing the chick back to my room


Just f*** her right there then.

Free advertising.

If other girls are watching and you're as good as you say you are, it's a win-win.

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INCEPTlON
12/19/11 4:21:00 PM
#8:


Seriously?

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PartOfYourWorld
12/19/11 4:22:00 PM
#9:


You don't want to actually ask her. Girls are usually less decisive and your odds are better if you take charge and "ask" in a more commanding way. Just look at her, give a little head tilt, and say "let's get outta here."

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bamm
12/19/11 4:38:00 PM
#10:


^ hmmm thats an interesting point
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RPGLord95
12/19/11 4:42:00 PM
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Two words... I'm huge

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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/19/11 4:52:00 PM
#12:


Have sex with her. Once you've done that, the deal will definitely have been sealed

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G-Scythe
12/19/11 4:55:00 PM
#13:


"I am very rich"

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blakenick
12/19/11 4:58:00 PM
#14:


"I've got something to put in you, I've got something to put in you, in my room, my room, my room. Dun nun nun nun nun nun na na na na na"
It actually worked (Within context).

But I have trouble with it too, if you ask a girl directly she will feel kinda cheap, so usually I say something along the lines of I'm going to my nice warm bed, would you like to join me? Then wait till she gets into bed and snuggle up to her and make out = Profit!

(Or most likely method to succeed)

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Psycho_Kenshin
12/19/11 5:14:00 PM
#15:


Electric Six are kings.

G-Scythe posted...
"I am very rich"

Say this with a cool foreign accent too.

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GenesisSaga
12/19/11 5:17:00 PM
#16:


Is literally every single one of your topics about girls?

Solution for you: Current Events

I'm sure you'll fit in quite well there.

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PrivateBiscuit1
12/20/11 8:17:00 AM
#17:


This will probably be effective:



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KingButz
12/20/11 8:36:00 AM
#18:


From: PrivateBiscuit1 | #017
This will probably be effective:


Just show her that video. Guarantee to get laid.

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BangoSkank
12/20/11 8:37:00 AM
#19:


You need to be either good looking or charming.

Sorry bro.

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TheCodeisBosco
12/20/11 8:48:00 AM
#20:


There's no reason to even bother taking her to your room. Instead, tell her:

"Come and meet me in the bathroom stall, and show me why you deserve to have it all."

And then make sure you buy her a fish filet sandwich after.

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WalrusJump
12/20/11 8:50:00 AM
#21:


well-timed finger up the butt works wonders

trust me

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Gatarix
12/20/11 9:25:00 AM
#22:


Be like this guy: http://www.peroxidecomics.com/escape-from-friend-zone-game/


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