Board 8 > Sir Chris ranks the users based on their FUTURE influence on the board.

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Hail to the chief

My decline is inevitable, let's hear the CHRISNALYSIS.

I lurk pretty hard but okay.

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Tag

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Zylo the Wolf
You will gain a brief moment of prominence on the board when you correctly pick a crazy upset in the 2014 Character Battle that everyone mocked you prior to it happening. After that fiasco you propel yourself to the top of the contest related trolling charts as you demand homage for your great deed. When your second upset three weeks later falls flat you inspire the board to call dumb contest picks “doing the Zylo” which secretly amuses you despite it being quite a direct insult of you. Context: “Man, people picked Samus to beat Mario again? Talk about doing the Zylo lol.”

Smurf

You will do nothing of influence in the remaining history of board 8, however you will convince certain naïve individuals that you have and therefore in some backwards way you will have sway over people’s perceptions of you, which is something I guess. Your major influence still lies in the past: User of the Year gets more and more massive as the years pass until 2040 when it becomes a blood sport for the rich and the powerful. “Users” are now slaves, battling for their masters whims, glory, and above all else utter amusement. The winning user is not the one who receives the most votes, but merely the one that survives longest. When asked about this you are quoted as saying “no less bloody than when I ran UotY ¬_ ¬.” Quite right.

MWC
Smurf
XIII_Rocks
Regaro
Zylo
BigPun
Menji
Drakeryn

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Since you don't know me, but might have seen my name somewhere... lol

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Dat face.

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Dynamic sig good.
SuperNiceDog better.

I am clearly the future KING of this board.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

Oh cool.

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Remember that boss battle in FF8 against X-ATM092?

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From: TheKnightOfNee | #062
Remember that boss battle in FF8 against X-ATM092?

Yes.

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Congrats to 2011 Rivalry Rumble Guru winner, SuperNiceDog
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Sup old friend

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Finally UotY will fulfill its intended purpose!

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Will do more after work today.

Also Smurf I am glad the future is bright to you.

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SuperNiceDog is a fine Guru Champion!

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The Gamer In Me
I may have gotten on the Rivalry Rumble Leaderboard, but SuperNiceDog still managed to best me.

After work, after I sleep. Same difference.

ZaziGuado

You will suffer a major fall from grace after you turn vicious towards your fellow board eight denizens when you finish top 20 in User of the Year four times in a row but never manage to make it past the Hurt and Heal round. Your turnabout in character shocks everyone and because of it everyone stops liking Final Fantasy X as it reminds them of you. You are regarded as a monster because of this.

EndOfDiscOne

Between now and the year 2015 you are directly responsible for a 9% decrease in the male posting rate at Board 8. It is not until a brave man gathers the courage to admit that he sits daily pleasuring himself to your sig instead of contributing to the board that you realize the great harm the underboob can cause while displayed for all to see. With this knowledge, you change absolutely nothing because my god it really is an amazing picture, isn’t it? You may have made the board a little less active, but everyone agrees that sometimes sacrifices have to be made.

MWC
Smurf
XIII_Rocks
Regaro
Zylo
Zazi
EndOfDiscOne
BigPun
Menji
Drakeryn

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SuperNiceDog is a fine Guru Champion!

going for last!

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TimJab you a pimp boi
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Great topic.

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Jumps to the top of the list, HEYOOOO!

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Delseban
It is not until the year 2016 when you make a significant impact on the board. One day a user decides to run a mafia game, and it turns out that is in fact the worst run mafia game ever made. Normally this would not bother you, but you had a rough day and when you gaze upon this topic something within your normally sturdy mind snaps and you know only one thing: vengeance would be yours. You track down the host, stalk them for a month, and then brutally murder them outside of their apartment complex while laughing maniacally. You then post about it on board 8 causing a major uproar: You didn’t even take pictures like the last guy. Because of this most people never believe you, but despite that no one dares host a bad mafia game ever again, much to the delight of the two people who still take mafia seriously at the time.

MaxedOutRyu

Gains a level of infamy, if not really influence, when he starts a very stupid trend of jumping to the top of lists about users in early 2012. To the dismay of many people who made it into topics previously, several topic creators find it amusing to let him cut ahead of people. Victim of the RED in early 2014.

MWC
Smurf
XIII_Rocks
Regaro
Zylo
Zazi
EndOfDiscOne
BigPun
MaxedOutRyu
Delseban
Menji
Drakeryn

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SuperNiceDog is a fine Guru Champion!

Victim of the RED in early 2014.

Good job Reg. Line Jumpers should be punished.

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Of course!

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Didn't just lose to a nice guy. I lost to SuperNiceDog in the guru.

Okay

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Lockes is warned. Or iPhone posting

entertaining.

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It's Super Nice to get Dogged in the guru.

I suppose I'll post.

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Awesome, I want to know more about this RED.

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Worth a shot

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I await your judgement.

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Do me!

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Do me!

Rather forward don't you think?

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Lurking as usual?

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Aww, I lost to SuperNiceDog, Winner of the Rivalry Rumble Guru Contest

From: Natwaf_akidna | #085
Lurking as usual?

I've updated Doom, put up a new MPFC match, and did some commentary on a couple topics in the last 80 minutes or so. I hardly think I am lurking.

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SuperNiceDog is a fine Guru Champion!

No, I meant my fortunes >_>

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You are a bad lurker, you find your way to most of my topics.

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Mer

Mer you will enjoy continued popularity and general fond feelings from the majority of the board for several years until the summer of 2015 when SmartMuffin's long reign of irritation and ignorance finally crawls its way into a place even you wouldn't let a dick into and you go completely postal on him. In what would later be described as a dazzling show of slurs and insults of every variety you fill up an entire topic deconstructing SmartMuffin as a person until he leaves the board, vowing that he will pray at the grave of the great Ronald Reagan seeking guidance from his dark master, just like any other great wielder of the dark side of the force would. Later when Icehawk congratulates you on your ridding the board of such a scourge, you called him a f** and told him to go make you a sandwich before you did the same to him. The sandwich was grilled swiss and turkey, and you found it satisfying for reasons beyond its meager taste. You rid the board of SmartMuffin and got Icehawk to do his best housewife impression, by doing this you spawned several fads and catchphrases that would be used well after you left the board to pursue a career in insulting people for money. As an aside, that worked out quite well for you.

Silverliner

You will never contribute anything of significant influence to the board in the future, however I feel it would be in remiss not to note that you die under mysterious circumstances after the RED, allegedly, is hired for a hit on you. The leader of the RED, Regaro for those who don't have very good attention spans, would always deny that his organization ever had anything to do with the hit. The denial was most strange to the users of the board because Regaro usually thrived on spreading fear. It has been speculated that something, or someone, made it known to Regaro that it was best if they kept their mouth shut on this. Spoilers it was me.


Zachnorn

You continue to be a regularly contributing member of the board for a greater part of the next decade, although the only specific event that could be noted as influential is when Ulti makes a topic of an unimportant nature and leaves himself open for a bit of good natured ribbing, which you pounce on like a lion would a wounded gazelle. The board then goes into a strange and respectful silence for the following hour and fourteen minutes as all observe the epic burn which you so viciously delivered onto Ulti's person. Finally Ulti posts with "That was actually funny Zach, good job." and the board breathes a sigh of relief: They didn't want a repeat of the last massacre that happened when someone crossed Overlord Ulti. Your daring post and Ulti's selfless act of mercy led to yet another rise in Ulti's E-Pop stock, much to the dismay of several of the rebel forces at the time.

MWC
Smurf
XIII_Rocks
Regaro
Mer
Zylo
Zazi
Zachnorn
EndOfDiscOne
BigPun
MaxedOutRyu
Delseban
Menji
Drakeryn
Silverliner

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SuperNiceDog is a fine Guru Champion!

Awesome.

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hmm

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Deduce my future

FUTUUUURE!!

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Interesting idea, *post*

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Post even though it'll never get to me.

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From: HanOfTheNekos | #097
Post even though it'll never get to me.

Ditto.

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Haha interesting.

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