Board 8 > Neil Patrick Harris is offering you $1,000,000 to tear off your limbs...

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If you don't, then he'll gnaw them off as painfully as he can instead.

What do you do?

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bone him

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Ask him how I can become psychic.

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If I let him gnaw off my limbs, do I still get paid?

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Biolizard28 posted...
If I let him gnaw off my limbs, do I still get paid?

No, he just gnaws of your limbs and walks away with your blood still staining his shirt.

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If he shows absolutely no empathy for me, I'll accept.

Likewise, if he makes gnawing sounds the entire time he chews off my limbs, I'll go with that one.

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I'd let him gnaw off my limbs if he did it naked.

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Is this the new Chuck Norris fad? Because we don't ever need a new version of that.

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